Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[mastermind]

They mustn’t be watching how spurs play, don’t know who would average 3 shots a game in this boring non creative team

The way spurs were playing up until beginning of last season was a huge reason why he got so many chances.

Except his numbers were on the decline last season too.

He not anywhere near the player he was. Man was getting 4-5 shots a game with Bentaleb and Ryan Mason feeding him, and you all think that was an exceptionally creative side.

 

[mastermind]

It's obvious he is no longer the player he was a few years back. I had noticed he has been playing more as a poacher than what he was doing previously, didn't know he was taking less shots.

He lost some of his quickness that got him away from defenders.

 

[BlackBall]

Except his numbers were on the decline last season too.

He not anywhere near the player he was. Man was getting 4-5 shots a game with Bentaleb and Ryan Mason feeding him, and you all think that was an exceptionally creative side.

You’re trying too hard. Take a break

 

[mastermind]

You’re trying too hard. Take a break

Once again, be stupid brehs.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Watford out the relegation zone

 

[TobiOT]

I...don't....give....no......fukks how many trophies Liverpool win no matter how dominant they are.



You can never EVER EVER EVER EVER convince me that Jordan Henderson is an elite player.

Nope, got me fukked up.
He's Draymond Green with a Scottish accent

Gonna have to watch him lift the Champions League and Premier League within a year of each other

 

[TobiOT]

Leeds United gonna bottle promotion again.

Figured luck would be with them this time....

 

[Teal.]

Just saw a promo of LP & MANu... it's just may be a 5-0 game LP...

Spoiler

During Press conference...

Reporter: So what do you think went wrong today or could have gone better for MANU.

Ole: Well, Liverpool did beat us 5 to nil but at the end of the day it wasn't 6

 

[TobiOT]

Just saw a promo of LP & MANu... it's just may be a 5-0 game LP...

Spoiler

During Press conference...

Reporter: So what do you think went wrong today or could have gone better for MANU.

Ole: Well, Liverpool did beat us 5 to nil but at the end of the day it wasn't 6

This :OleTales emoji needs to be a permanent smiley

Mix of &

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Watford out the relegation zone

If they do stay up and a certain German wasn't around, Pearson probably deserved manager of the year.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Martinelli is ready. If Arsenal get a half-decent offer for Auba they should sell him.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Dortmund/Ausburg

Haland

Dortmund with another American wonderkid?

 

[TobiOT]

Haaland comes off the bench and scores a hat trick

 

[FakeNews]

I think Haland had a hat trick in a span of 20 mins

United lost again

Plus it looks like they about to pull out of this Bruno Fernandes deal

 

[Ukbrotha]

Haland.