Robin van Persie, lord have mercy, haters, I curse thee /
Rooney gonna be sittin on 25 milly, Chelsea be easy/
Mata conducting, strikers are buckin, we yellin get the fukk in/
Midfield lacking, still gon get crackin, time to cash the luck in/
2nd half we haulin ass, top 4 is a must for us nikka/
Moyes this, Moyes that, we gotta have trust in our nikka/
And fukk Bayern for being greedy with needy, you feel me/
fukk... we need a CDM, whoever, just bill me/