Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - New season, same old United

[Yayo Toure]

I look forward to the day when people replace Heskey jokes with Altidore jokes

 

[Ikwa]

Altidore is a hard worker but I've yet to see him score

 

[mastermind]

Sunderland owns Newcastle

 

[phillycavsfan]

Newcastle

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

fukk It. I want to see the fans go at it. It going be a scrap outside SJP.

 

[Jamal514]

Post Cabaye Newcastle

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Hammers

They going to beat the drop.

Wtf happened to Swansea? They been found out?

 

[Liu Kang]

Can you be more specific. I'm lost here.

 

[yoyoyo1]

jozy missed that chance but fukk it, he's been ballin the fukk out


12th place

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

That ether must burn sloooooow for Newcastle fans

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Can you be more specific. I'm lost here.

What starts today in your backyard

 

[SCORCH]

Can't believe Sunderland couldn't find someone in the transfer window to replace Colback. He's sorry.

GOAL - Newcastle 0-3 Sunderland - Jack Colback (80 mins)
Start the party, Black Cats. Jack Colback nicks the ball off Hatem Ben Arfa in midfield, Fabio Borini powers through the centre and lays the ball back to Colback who buries Sunderland's third of the afternoon.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

what a lineup

 

[yoyoyo1]

dempsey on the bench

thought it from the start, this loan is a lose-lose for him. the guy needed some proper rest

united looking like a must-watch team all of a sudden

 

[mastermind]

fukk It. I want to see the fans go at it. It going be a scrap outside SJP.

horses will be punched