Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

Roaden Polynice

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They're making a FIFA movie?
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Tim Roth as Seppy
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Gerard Depardieu as Jules Rimet :ehh:

Andy Serkis as Pickles the Dog :myman:

Don Cheadle as Pele :leon:
 

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I forgot to send a big fukk off to Olivier Giroud for that "fukk Man United" comment.

Look at his wag

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obviously a beard for his homo escapades no homo :mjpls:

And nothing wrong with that. Big Oli can take me any time :noah: Ramadel Giroud best striker in the world atm.
 

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Brehs, this has nothing to do with my last post, but I have to get something off m chest. :wow: :lupe: I go to the salon. I've been keeping that in for a minute, only my OFT brothers know. Every two weeks the mani and pedi has become a must. :noah:
 

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You have to question your sexuality if you wouldnt with Giroud.

Brehs, this has nothing to do with my last post, but I have to get something off m chest. :wow: :lupe: I go to the salon. I've been keeping that in for a minute, only my OFT brothers know. Every two weeks the mani and pedi has become a must. :noah:


I used to do this in college. Its expensive tho.

Never got a pedicure, you shoulda typed pause after that. :ufdup:
 

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Brehs, this has nothing to do with my last post, but I have to get something off m chest. :wow: :lupe: I go to the salon. I've been keeping that in for a minute, only my OFT brothers know. Every two weeks the mani and pedi has become a must. :noah:
:pachaha:

i got your west indian uncle on the phone right now, he says he doesn't know who you are
 

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You have to question your sexuality if you wouldnt with Giroud.




I used to do this in college. Its expensive tho.

Never got a pedicure, you shoulda typed pause after that. :ufdup:

Nah the pedi is a must especially when they put a nice buff on it. :obama:

:pachaha:

i got your west indian uncle on the phone right now, he says he doesn't know who you are

:dead:

My cousin back in the islands was the first one to come out the Salon Closet, I clowned him in front of everyone with the rest of the family but then I pulled him aside and was like yo, what's the deal with the salon? what's maintenance like?

My uncles and pops have seen my hands in like a month. Just daps no hand shakes.
 
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Brehs, this has nothing to do with my last post, but I have to get something off m chest. :wow: :lupe: I go to the salon. I've been keeping that in for a minute, only my OFT brothers know. Every two weeks the mani and pedi has become a must. :noah:
:whew:
Is it confessions time ?
I must say, I have this little secret but @Montez just forced me to open up (:mjpls:). Well from time to time I go to a beauty institute to perform some hair removal in my intergluteal cleft.
:whew:
 

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3) Y's a much more vertical player than x

4) 4-3-3 converts to a 4-5-1 in defense

5) 2 banks of 4
6) Patrolling the entire flank
7) Inside-out winger(s)
8) False fukking nine
He was linked to either Real or Barça. He would have been CR7's bytch if he wasn't Messi's. He had no other real choice.
Cristiano's teammates have always been better statistically than Messi's :mjpls:

Some people outchea still acting like Lionel isn't the worlds premiere chucker
 
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