coli users remind me of MLS nerds, they try too hard to get offended about things and create wins out of nothing
*15 year old indonesian isnt impressed with MLS and writes about it on his blogspot*
*gets shared by all the try-hard MLS fans and legitimately discussed for a day*
*some attractive white chick is posted*
*she's nothing, check out this 5/10 black girl dressed in traditional african garb, what a queen
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*breaks down MLS All-Star game and what it means for the league's image in a 10,000 word piece*
*finds one vaguely racist comment and writes why them CACs are mad in a 10,000 word piece*