Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[mastermind]

Brehs, close your eyes for a second.

Imagine a team where you have a world class talent in Mesut Özil. Imagine he is creating and click rolling. Then realize he steps on the field every match with the best midfielder in the world. Imagine the horror opposing defenders must face when that happens. Then you open your eyes and realize you just watched Arsenal play, and Aaron Ramsey is that midfielder.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

today's arsenal were magnificent as a team, beautiful.

 

[gho3st]

Brehs, close your eyes for a second.

Imagine a team where you have a world class talent in Mesut Özil. Imagine he is creating and click rolling. Then realize he steps on the field every match with the best midfielder in the world. Imagine the horror opposing defenders must face when that happens. Then you open your eyes and realize you just watched Arsenal play, and Aaron Ramsey is that midfielder.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

did bale play today?

 

[gho3st]

did bale play today?

dived and won a penalty

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

dived and won a penalty

hahahahah..not bad!

 

[mastermind]

Me watching Arsenal with my pants off is going to be a regular occurrence this season

breh, I watched the replay with Vaseline. Im exhausted

http://espnfc.com/video/espnfc/video/_/id/1587650/league/featured?cc=5901

Haha Naija boyz repping

Iheanacho, future Arsenal legend

Lets close our eyes again brehs.

Its a saturday in the fall and your club used to play swashbucking attacking football. Then you brought in a negative Scottish manager who spends 30 million overrated MOTD Belgians. Imagine that you cant score for shyt at home anymore to midtable clubs. That you get that work against some midtable clubs. Then you open your eyes and realize you werent dreaming, but that you are watching Manchester United play. And that manager is David Moyes. And you mad as shyt.

 

[OneManGang]

They always screaming : "Ahhhhlllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Gooolaaahhhzooooooo"

Lmaoo was about to post that. Arab commentators passed Mexicans in my book for a while now. Aaallllaaahhhhh, alllllaaahhhhhh....*rapidly speaks in arabic before next orgasmic scream of alllahh*

 

[Montez]

Alan Hansen, breh still mad bout 1989

those arabs stole that shyt from the suda Americanos..

This is true, they stole their swag and perfected it. Adrien Broner type behavior.

 

[Montez]

@mastermind on his Ramsey tonight

Someone actually tried this I hear.

 

[mastermind]

@mastermind on his Ramsey tonight

breh, im pouring entire bottles of Ace of Spades on random bishes tonight.

Someone actually tried this I hear.

 

[gho3st]

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[BLAZO da GAWD]

breh, I watched the replay with Vaseline. Im exhausted


Iheanacho, future Arsenal legend


Lets close our eyes again brehs.

Its a saturday in the fall and your club used to play swashbucking attacking football. Then you brought in a negative Scottish manager who spends 30 million overrated MOTD Belgians. Imagine that you cant score for shyt at home anymore to midtable clubs. That you get that work against some midtable clubs. Then you open your eyes and realize you werent dreaming, but that you are watching Manchester United play. And that manager is David Moyes. And you mad as shyt.

The painful truth though.

 

[Mané Swagincha]

#MoyezBoyz

@ me thinking "dumeeeeeeyyyyyy" but his name is ACTUALLY Dummett. Dummett the Newcastle Lad.

Is he French? No, so stop acting gay and reaching

 

[Sam Peel]