Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

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It’s the CONEMBOL Libertadores (Confederación Sudamericana de Fútbol) ..which means its gotta be a south american thing. The confederation is just trying to hold an EPIC final to get the world to watch it and hope their product sells as good as the CL does.

Who would ever imagine a Boca Juniors x River Plate final at the Bernabeu.

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The Argentinins are in bed with the Paraguayans and the Conmebol HQ is in Paraguay, but we know who truly rules shyt over there. Argentina and their league and teams are so deep in debt that their literally killing each other to win the cup in order to get a little clout and money, to then go to the Club World Cup in December and face last years CL champs.

To be honest, if it was any other team, say a brazilian one (cuz we are in almost every final tbh) that had caused chaos against a Boca or River prior to the second leg, that team would’ve been banned for years and they would’ve given the other team the title

F#ck CONMEBOL

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The footballer was then asked to describe in detail what happened, 'starting with the first physical contact'.

Ronaldo, reportedly explained: 'I f***** her from the side. She made herself available. She was lying on her side, in bed, and I entered her from behind. It was rough. We didn't change position. Five/seven minutes.

'She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her.

'She didn't want to give it to me, instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying "No. Don't do it, I'm not like the others." I apologized afterwards.'


The player's lawyer asked if Ms Mayorga ever raise her voice, screamed, or yelled while they had sex.

According to the documents, Ronaldo confessed: 'She said no and stop several times.'

Part of the transcript was written both in third and first person, which perhaps suggests one of Ronaldo's lawyers wrote down some of the answers for him:

One part read: 'They didn't use a condom. They didn't talk about condoms. He didn't come inside of her. He pulled his d*** out before. I came on her and on the blanket. There was no lubricant. I used saliva. He doesn't know if she had an orgasm.'

The final question was if Mayorga said anything after they'd finished - to which Ronaldo explained she was upset.

The documents show that he said: '[She said] "You a$$hole, you forced me. You idiot. I'm not like the others." I said, 'I'm sorry.'

The conversation between Ronaldo and his lawyer took place in August 2009, but the answers seem to have been modified between then and December 2009.

An alternative version of the document, supplied by Ronaldo's lawyers on December 24, 2009, had very different answers to the September paper.


In the December version, Ronaldo's answer to 'what happened that night' was simply that she 'grabbed his d***.'

In the December document, the player was again asked: 'Describe in detail what happened starting with the first physical contact that you had with Ms. C in the other room and describe the sequence of events regarding any such physical contact and involving any embracing, fondling, kissing, or going from a standing position to lying on a bed, or on the floor, or wherever it took place.'

But the answer was very different from the version created just two months prior.

The new answer read: 'She was laying in the bed. I went from behind. We did not switch positions. It was five/seven minutes. It was rough. She didn't complain, she didn't scream, she didn't call for help or anything like that. We didn't use condoms. We didn't even mention it. I did not come inside. I came 'on her' (not 'in her') and in the blankets. There was no artificial lubrication. I used some saliva. Can't tell if she had or not an orgasm.'

The new answer left out parts about the roughness of the sex, the potential bruising and the fact he apologised to the American afterwards.

I’m not an expert on the subject, but it sounds like CR7 might actually be a rapist
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River Plate and Boca have both issued press releases stating that they plan to fight CONMEBOL’s decision about playing in Madrid. River Plate feels they should be able to hold the game at Estadio Monumental and Boca feels the game should be cancelled all together based on CONMEBOL’s policy on violence.

This is total f#ckery. At this point they should just let fans brawl in the streets of Buenos Aires to see who comes out on top. Last group of fans left standing wins.
 

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Apart from Ruddy and Adama, the squad has a proper lack of PL experience. Yes they have players who've won leagues elsewhere and played in the CL. But as a great man once said

Do they have the players for that? You need that navigation experience, to get you thru some games, like Cardiff and Huddersfield if the world.
 

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:salute:it's raining here......finally!!:salute:
on the one hand it is raining and i'm happy, it has not rained this hard in months:ahh:,
on the other hand, the rain is fukking with the picture quality - cannot see shyt basically:shaq2:.
gonna go out and enjoy the rain and just watch the highlights on youtube later.:youngsabo:
:blessed:it's raining!!
 
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