Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[Liu Kang]

@Liu Kang are berets still big over there?

I'd honestly love if the French national team had a pre-match outfit and it incorporated some beret. Like how Man U's team outfit is those suits, Beats by Dre headphones and those Man U ties they ordered off The Tie Bar. It would be the greatest fukk you to the world. Yeah, we french nikka, berets, horizontal sailor stripes, baguettes, hair, must, frogs. France nikka!

I had another question but I forgot it while I was typing all those stereotypical French things.

Berets are still big with old heads mostly and Kangol type of brehs.

 

[EQ.]

My breh lives in Jen Selter's building and he told me she's cocky af and bring a new guy home every weekend...sket

Its become a novelty now, nikkas fukkin her just to see if the ass ripples the same when its smacked and how the light bounces of her buttcheek dimples when she's ass up face down

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Berets are still big with old heads mostly and Kangol type of brehs.

Berets are French kangols

It makes sense

 

[Grams]

Its become a novelty now, nikkas fukkin her just to see if the ass ripples the same when its smacked and how the light bounces of her buttcheek dimples when she's ass up face down

I tried telling these man about Jewish girls and their phattys but nobody listens to me. I seen it with my own two eyes but people still doubt :eediat:

 

[Roaden Polynice]

We watching Eurovision?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Frauds have four world championships now? Stop being so hurt brehdren

Don't do this to yourself. Red Bull are always aiiight at best at the start of the year through the summer. It's the stretch starting from Hungary/Belgium right up until the end of the season with the medium downforce tracks that Seb's driving style is made for where he always makes his title run. He's been 3-5th in the summer for all but one of his championships.

It's also that stretch of the season where Lewis will, as he always does, bottle it.

Wait a second...Lewis Hamilton...

The Bottlin' Man

He's doing what he needs to/has always been capable of though. Dude is a head case. Let's not pretend like he didn't legit lose a season long battle with the man you deemed a fraud Jense in Button's first season at McLaren (Button absolutely is a fraud btw Lewis should be fukking ashamed for even letting that happen once, really let a man come into his own team and beat him like that)

I still have absolutely no faith in Lewis' ability to come through in those essential goon moments. His title came in a season battle with Felipe Massa FFS, the biggest mental midget F1 has ever seen and even then Lewis made a debacle out of it.

Let's see how he responds when Seb starts applying that pressure in August/September.

Narr breh i'm not having this

I'll give you that season hamilton went off the rails and kept getting into sh1t with massa, but like the west coast has always proclaimed "b1tches ain't sh1t"....that hawaiian puccy had a nicca fucced up...

Also, are really going to make every excuse for vettel, seriously?

Its hard to lose to your teammate when his car is deliberately made inferior to yours

Its also hard to lose to a teammate when you benefit from team orders exclusively, lewis has NEVER had that luxury

Also, are you seriously going to just dismiss mcclaren fuccing up all the time in the pits and with their dumbass race strategies??? SERIOUSLY MY NICCA? That was the whole reason why lewis left mcclaren...the season button beat lewis overall i used to get shook to death when lewis would go in the pits, literally watch the pitstops with the face...that's not random unluck, thats just sh1tty race team practices..


Lastly, the first time in 4 years vettel gasnt had the best car by country miles (obvs the championship will always go to the best car, but lets not pretend the other cars were in the same league as the red bulls when it comes down to it) and he falls apart, lewis may have been beaten by button (who we can agree is a fraud but still has a championship to his name,) but at least he aint never got MOPPED by his teammate routinely and convincingly the way danni has been doing vettel so far this championship...

Vettel is a fraud in my eyes, idgaf what you think, his peers dont even respect his gangsta ffs and just see him as a spoilt brat


And why're you talking about japan as if lewis hasn't eon there (a classic while we're at it ) and i seem to recall a couple years ago lewis amassed the most points in the 2nd half of the season with an inferior car to vettel's


So yes, yes i do have faith in lewis and stop getting all burthurt cos ya man is buckling under the pressure cos he can't flat track bully anymore and its getting moved to by the convict


@Ari Gold Bawse



















In saying all of this tho you clearly know way more than anyone else on here about f1 and im just glad theres someone on here to have banter with regarding f1

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Also, are you seriously going to just dismiss mcclaren fuccing up all the time in the pits and with their dumbass race strategies??? SERIOUSLY MY NICCA? That was the whole reason why lewis left mcclaren...the season button beat lewis overall i used to get shook to death when lewis would go in the pits, literally watch the pitstops with the face...that's not random unluck, thats just sh1tty race team practices..

breh i remember that feel, everytime he would go for a pitstop i would let out a groan.

those days are gone though breh

Mercedes are treating our nikka right while also giving Rosberg a chance to take on the gawd

imagine if lewis didnt leave mclaren, and i like how everyone has forgot that he got laughed at and criticised by the whole media and F1 world for leaving mclaren

media riding with him now though

Look at Button moaning every week now

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Lastly, the first time in 4 years vettel gasnt had the best car by country miles (obvs the championship will always go to the best car, but lets not pretend the other cars were in the same league as the red bulls when it comes down to it) and he falls apart, lewis may have been beaten by button (who we can agree is a fraud but still has a championship to his name,) but at least he aint never got MOPPED by his teammate routinely and convincingly the way danni has been doing vettel so far this championship...

Vettel is ahead of Riccardio in the points The fukk breh try again Like, you really couldn't be more wrong about the simple, black and white fact of Vettel being ahead in the championship

Also the car thing, again false. Quite clearly the McLaren and Ferrari were at times and in specific places better than the Red Bull? Why? They were winning races. Again Vettel didn't have the points lead in 2010 until the last race of the season, and was 4th after the Italian Grand Prix (in August b) in 2012. Vettel's style is best suited towards medium downforce tracks, as is the Red Bull, which is why both years he got hot at the end of the season and staged massive comebacks to win the championship.

You want to know when a car is outrageously dominant? When people can't even keep up with the #2 driver. Like Ferrari in 2002 and 2004, or Williams in '96, or McLaren in the late 80's. The Red Bull was very good, yes, the class of the field even. But if it was so easy to win a proven servicable driver in Webber would be finishing second in the championship like Rubens did to Michael. The Red Bull had/has tons of potential.. It took the right driver to maximize it, Vettel is the right driver. That's completely inarguable

Vettel is a fraud in my eyes, idgaf what you think, his peers dont even respect his gangsta ffs and just see him as a spoilt brat

Spoiled brats think another spoiled brat is a spoiled brat. Woohoo? As I've gone over, Alonso is the biggest whiner and prima donna in the sport, perhaps the biggest in the history of F1. All these dudes are salty. Why shouldn't they be? Four time world champion. Ahead of Lewis in every significant category there is.

And the best part?

Sebastian, unlike Lewis, spent a season and a half in a lower-midpark car in the Torro Rosso. Lewis is the only World Champion who didn't have to prove his worth and earn his stripes down the grid before getting a call-up to a big team, and even then, what the fukk was Red Bull before Sebastian started winning for them.

Sebastian Vettel won a fukking Grand Prix in a Toro Rosso! A fukkING TORO ROSSO BREHDREN. TORO ROSSO IS MINARDI. Sebastian's win in a fukking TORO ROSSO is a more impressive feat than ANYTHING Lewis has ever done in his career. For its first three years as a team, Toro Rosso had 14 Top 10 finishes. Nine of them were Vettel's in a season and a half AND HE WON FOR THEM

And why're you talking about japan as if lewis hasn't eon there (a classic while we're at it )

Lewis has never won at Suzuka. Again, try again breh Vettel has won 4/5 there.

and i seem to recall a couple years ago lewis amassed the most points in the 2nd half of the season with an inferior car to vettel's

That literally never happened. The last time Lewis outscored Vettel in the second half of the season (again, when Vettel is at his best) was in 2009 when in the second half of the season after the double-decker diffuser ban the McLaren was the best car out there.

So yes, yes i do have faith in lewis and stop getting all burthurt cos ya man is buckling under the pressure cos he can't flat track bully anymore and its getting moved to the convict


@Ari Gold Bawse

Your imagination is spongebob levels brehdren

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Reply to a debate off the top of your head brehs

Lemme go back and brush up on my history bruh, an oh boy, when we come back to this subject...i'm gonna take an IBS grade sh1t all over you...baleeeeedat nicca

Can't believe man like don rhymus stanning a wasteman like vettel, shouldn't like a nicca named sebastian off gp







I'll be back


Oh and i believe i got the korean gp mixed up?

And how can you hate on a niccas skill that came 3rd in his debut gp, podium streaked from his debut pretty far into his rookie season and was 1 point away from winning a championship in his rookie season after alonso all that backdoor fucc sh1t?


Edit


No wait, he did win injapan in 2007 in that classic race, it was just at fuji that one time, fucc you for styling on me for that when that was an easy technicality to forget lol

 

[yoyoyo1]

We watching Eurovision?

You know it

Armenia has easily been the best

Not enough embarrassing entries though Poland's was a step in the right direction. Epic trash with roundface Polish girls and pointless cleavage.

 

[yoyoyo1]

OK, this is what I watch for

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

OK, this is what I watch for

had to turn the channel

gave it a chance brehs but that was a guy with a full beard in a dress

UK always fail anyway

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

breh i remember that feel, everytime he would go for a pitstop i would let out a groan.

those days are gone though breh

Mercedes are treating our nikka right while also giving Rosberg a chance to take on the gawd

imagine if lewis didnt leave mclaren, and i like how everyone has forgot that he got laughed at and criticised by the whole media and F1 world for leaving mclaren

media riding with him now though

Look at Button moaning every week now

Tbf to them, lewis did say he bernie eccelstone when he first suggested moving to mercedes when bernie was clearly trying to curve him from his pursuit of that 2nd red bull seat (which don rhymus has somehow twisted into lewis being shook of taking the seat which makes 0% sense)

And i just

at the whole button thing, the uk media, esp the ediats like damon hill used to have jensons scrotum bouncing off their chins

Mcclaren were turncoats as well, treating lewis like he some bozo or summit

Well...


[stinkmeaner] nowlookatcha [/stinkmeaner]

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Brundle and the sky team always looking for a opportunity to talk about '"JB"

they are hurting right now and its fun to listen to them make excuses and pray rosberg stays on level with lewis

 

[We Major]

2 of the Polish entry for the Eurovision fukkery Contest