Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

yoyoyo1

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asian, bronx? southeast asian i presume? :mjpls:

3 at once sounds like juggling. see: louis ck's classic bag of dikks bit.
 

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When I say at the same time I don't actually mean at the exact same time brehs :comeon: you know what I mean
 

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So I.....I....Finally took a W?

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So I.....I....Finally took a W?

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To use a football analogy, you pulled out an ugly win on the road. You got you shot on goal and converted while defending your goal (which would have been wifing said thot). You might see the opposition again in a cup competition (exchanging numbers, agreeing to smash again in the future), and you got the necessary three points to build confidence for league play. It's all good. Get out of your own head about it, you did what was necessary and got away.

Yeah, she sucked three nikkas off and got posted on worldstar in the process but whatever man, you wanted p*ssy and you got it. It would be something different if you put effort into her to find out that she was the neighborhood slore but you were tossed a layup by a friend, and you have a friend that was willing to toss you a alley oop/one two pass to get your shyt together.

TRL nikkas would say you took a loss and then head right to JBO to find some new piff to wank to while wishing they converted on goal themselves. It be like that sometimes.
 

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NEW ERA
MOYES'S UNWANTED RECORDS AT MAN UTD

United is guaranteed to finish the season with its lowest ever Premier League points tally
United fails to qualify for the Champions League for the first time since 1995
United's worst home league form for over a decade
Suffered three defeats in a row for the first time since 2001
Eliminated in the FA Cup third round - something which happened just once under Ferguson
First ever home defeat to Swansea
First home defeat to Newcastle since 1972
First home defeat to West Brom since 1978
First league defeat to Stoke since 1984
First time United conceded a first-minute goal in the Premier League - Dzeko for City
First time Man City and Liverpool have beaten United home and away since EPL inception
First time Everton, Man City and Liverpool have beaten United home and away since EPL inception
First time Everton has beaten United home and away since 1969-70
First time Everton and Liverpool have ever done a league double over United in the same season

But lets give him the summer and £200mm to "fix things" brehs. :beli:
 

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The more you rationalize it though the more of an L it becomes.

"I mean yeah she sucked 3 nikkas off and prolly countless more but a nikka got his you know, a nikka got his. shyt that a lot more than you bytchless nikkas, so what if she she suck like Dyson, I gots mines :birdman:"
 

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The more you rationalize it though the more of an L it becomes.

"I mean yeah she sucked 3 nikkas off and prolly countless more but a nikka got his you know, a nikka got his. shyt that a lot more than you bytchless nikkas, so what if she she suck like Dyson, I gots mines :birdman:"

That's the ting, don't rationalize it. take it for what it was/is, keep it moving. Every woman you fukk isn't marriage material, you don't have to wife these hoes. I used to think like that and that was my biggest stumbling block personally. Nobody is honest about their body count, who they've fukked with, who they would fukk. Women are just as prone to doing wild shyt as guys claim to be. I just want my breh @Grams to win, outside of Man U of course.
 

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plenty of good football this week.

monday - eng championship, prem, liga. and a whole tippaligaen lineup featuring bob's 1st place staebek
tuesday - cl
wed - cl/mls/copa lib/ligue 1
thur - uefa cup sf
fri - roma/milan
 
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