The Official FIFA World Cup Thread - QATAR 2022

[phcitywarrior]

Who signs Ramos?

QTNA I tell you.

Where do Benfica find these guys?

joah felix, darwin nunez, ruben dias, the streak continues benfica coffers about to be full again

You forgot B Silva, ADM, Guedes etc. Them boys don’t miss

Leao just scores goals. Why doesn’t he start

Impact sub from Santos.

Benfica is the real winner today.

Breh…they are a hot bed of elite talent YoY

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

I got a question for my Coli harlemites… That nikka Mbappe is dating a -sexual but yet The Coli nonstop sucks his dikk…..




Mbappe…



Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic, brehs?

Yo hold up, is Mbappe really dating a tranny?

I mostly ignore all the tabloid shyt, and who these athletes are dating. I thought that chant by the Argentina fans was just them saying some wild shyt.

You know what, let me keep it moving....

 

[Slim Charles]

Photograph of the Year material

Another great one

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

A hilarious twitter thread

what the fukk is with all of the fake passports

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Yo hold up, is Mbappe really dating a tranny?

I mostly ignore all the tabloid shyt, and who these athletes are dating. I thought that chant by the Argentina fans was just them saying some wild shyt.

You know what, let me keep it moving....

Nah, it’s true

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

France/England look better countering, the French have an edge because the English midfield has Kane dropping deep and even distributing. It's like they have 3 8s in that set up. Ronaldo and Messi's legs have gone, Messi was gon hang around longer because of his playmaking but I remember late in the Australia game he was alone for a counter and the Aussie defender caught him. Ronaldo cannot beat a high line either too.

You sound like you know ur football

High line ? Explain to casuals pls

 

[MikelArteta]

Yo hold up, is Mbappe really dating a tranny?

I mostly ignore all the tabloid shyt, and who these athletes are dating. I thought that chant by the Argentina fans was just them saying some wild shyt.

You know what, let me keep it moving....

supposedly he's dating this model rose betram but he was pictured lifting up a tranny on a beach

 

[TTT]

what the fukk is with all of the fake passports

There were limits on non European players in the late 90s /early 00s, some South American players found it easier to claim great grandparents who were Italian and shyt. There were rumors that Veron left Italy because of it and there were others too who were caught up

 

[Astroslik]

Why isnt Rafael starting for portugal? All breh does is score

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

There were limits on non European players in the late 90s /early 00s, some South American players found it easier to claim great grandparents who were Italian and shyt. There were rumors that Veron left Italy because of it and there were others too who were caught up

ok that makes sense but why does retired ronaldinho have a fake paraguayan passport for ??

 

[concise]

Yo hold up, is Mbappe really dating a tranny?

I mostly ignore all the tabloid shyt, and who these athletes are dating. I thought that chant by the Argentina fans was just them saying some wild shyt.

You know what, let me keep it moving....

Ronaldo got caught with THREE of them back in Brazil and we don't talk about that either. You see him at games and after games interviewing his countrymen like nothing ever happened.

 

[concise]

ok that makes sense but why does retired ronaldinho have a fake paraguayan passport for ??

I remember that scandal and I don't think that was ever explained.

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[beejus]

supposedly he's dating this model rose betram but he was pictured lifting up a tranny on a beach

He's with Rose Bertram? It's that Gregory van der Weil's girl? She came in and model at my work once. Didn't realize she was there until a year later when I saw her name pop up.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

A round-up of the 'Round of 16'

Netherlands - The Flying Dutchmen paints their opponent Oranje and flies to the QF.
USA - The Stars and Stripes firepower just wasn't enough.
Argentina - La Albiceleste paints their opponent white and sky blue and goes to the QF.
Australia - The Socceroos became kangaroo meat on the asado. Strewth!
Japan - The Samurai Blue played valiantly but their katanas just weren't sharp enough.
Croatia - Vatreni (The Blazers), Kockasti (The Checkered Ones) barely blazed their way through to the QF.
Brazil - Canarinho (Little Canary) could never stay caged in the Round of 16
South Korea - 태극전사 (Taegeuk Warriors) fell off their 아시아의 호랑이 (Tigers of Asia).
England - The Three Lions pounce their way to the QF.
Senegal - The Lions of Teranga were more like kittens.
France - Le Coq Gaulois/The Gallic Roosters were no ordinary chickens. They peck their way to the QF.
Poland - For Orły (The Eagles), the QF was just too far for them to fly to.
Morocco - The Atlas Lions came down from their mountain range and tore apart the Round of 16.
Spain - La Furia Roja ("The Red Fury")? I've seen more fury among newborns.
Portugal - Os Navegadores (The Navigators) navigate through the calmest of waters to reach the QF.
Switzerland - Rossocrociati (Red Crosses) should've stayed neutral. Or open a bank, make some chocolate or/and watches, etc.

The QF are up next.

Netherland vs Argentina
Can the Flying Dutchmen paint Argentina, Oranje? Or can La Albiceleste paint The Netherlands white and sky blue?

Croatia vs Brazil
Can Vatreni (The Blazers) cook Brazil? Or will Canarinho (Little Canary) 'check' Croatia's blaze?

England vs France
Can the Three Lions prey on France? Or does Le Coq Gaulois/The Gallic Roosters peck on England?

Morocco vs Portugal
It's The Battle of Alcácer Quibir (also known as "Battle of Three Kings" (Arabic: معركة الملوك الثلاثة) or "Battle of Wadi al-Makhazin" (Arabic: معركة وادي المخازن) in Morocco) all over again. LOL