Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[Frump]

Just let me get 10 minutes them titties sorry Jalen but

The perks of being a pro athlete

No homo but it's not like Jalens a great looking guy but with money and a ounce of fame he stays with gorgeous women

 

[Tide Run This]

 

[Tide Run This]

 

[Nino Soprano]

Molly

 

[director_of_bands]

ok max we got it your a jayz fan good to know

 

[Frump]

Why the Fukk has Josh Norman become such a huge topic on the show all the time

 

[mikishere]

ryan clark destroying the giants homer max right now

 

[FakeNews]

Somehow.... Someway... SAS has gotten more loud, more obnoxious, and more annoying. How is this possible???

 

[director_of_bands]

so from yesterday's show they saying big ben rapethlesburger and antonio brown the most dangerous qb wr tandem in the league? nah that would be killa cam and the real big ben

 

[Henry Orbit]

Stephen A: "There's three African-American billionaires in this country..."

Molly: "Jay-Z?"

Stephen A: "No"

 

[DaRock]

Stephen A: "There's three African-American billionaires in this country..."

Molly: "Jay-Z?"

Stephen A: "No"

I literally did this when she said that...

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Sup

 

[RammerJammer]

Molly been upping the sex appeal since Undisputed started, that Lara Croft look she had one day

 

[The War Report]

SAS was feeling himself today. Breh, you ain't that talented. You ain't Prince. You just got a big mouth and like to use big words.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]