Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[Professor Mac]

SAS: Why Did the Wiz give Scotty Brooks that much money?

Max: because they thought they were gonna get KD

SAS: well.... I was asking that rhetorically

Max:

SAS is too slow for this dude. Shuffle SAS to Chris Broussard status and bring in Marcellus.

Truth

It's a Columbia education versus a Winston Salem State that's really palpable and killing the chemistry


Max will spit a well thought out intellectual argument for 5 minutes

Then SAS comes with

"OH SUCH AND SUCH IS SOOOO STUPID....HES SOOO DUMB"
"SUCH AND SUCH CAN'T STAY OFF THE WEEEEEED..
"HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP... (getting louder and louder




"PLEASE DO INTERRUPT ME ON THIS SHOW!" *Proceeds to interrupt Max like 5 other times after that

It's just so muchlistening to 'Scream' talk..

I love hearing maxs takes but they aren't going to get SAS off the show unless he does something suspendable..

 

[Cory MBA]

Ever notice that everyday Smith only calls a certain type of player "stupid"?

 

[Professor Mac]

Ever notice that everyday Smith only calls a certain type of player "stupid"?

Yup..I was just thinking this 5 miutes ago when he managed to bring up Alton Smith in a discussion about Ryan Fotzpatricks contract..

Dude is terrible and has been for far too long imo

 

[Cory MBA]

This yelling and screaming is played out. Surprised he does not realize that his antics make him look like a joke.

Molly and Max are like

This won't last...

 

[Cory MBA]

Jalen is going snuff this dude

 

[RammerJammer]

Stephen A getting all worked up cause Max said Brady is gonna fall off 40 YEARS OLD, even though Stephen has constantly said that father time is undefeated.

 

[Tide Run This]

This cat is out of control

 

[Sterling Archer]

Oh my god I'm so tired of this nikka. I really would prefer Max and a rotating cat of guest debaters.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Dude stays with the theatrics.

 

[Tide Run This]

Why this cat yelling why is he so aggressive

 

[Sterling Archer]

SAS: Toooom BRAAAAADYYYYYY has an incredibly strong arm!!!
Max: :ehhhh: Ehh...not really.

 

[RammerJammer]

This cat is out of control

SAS reaching like a motherfukker to get mad. Only other QB to play at a consistent level at 39 was Brett Favre and he fell the fukk off the next year. Max is absolutely right and I don't know why SAS is all worked up like this.

 

[NigerianDonDada]

Darren Woodson again

 

[Big Boss]

 

[NigerianDonDada]