The Official Dallas Cowboys 2023 Season Thread

[Surreal]

Cowboys' Malik Hooker rips teammate Micah Parsons over podcast, Parsons fires back

From @ToddBrock24f7: Hooker questioned Parsons’s off-the-field hobbies that take his focus away from the team. Parsons fired back in a since-deleted tweet.

cowboyswire.usatoday.com

Get on his ass....no Eagles

 

[dtownreppin214]

Malik speaking for the locker room.

 

[Estarossa]

 

[darealvelle]

Cowboys' Malik Hooker rips teammate Micah Parsons over podcast, Parsons fires back

From @ToddBrock24f7: Hooker questioned Parsons’s off-the-field hobbies that take his focus away from the team. Parsons fired back in a since-deleted tweet.

cowboyswire.usatoday.com

Hooker seems like he like Zimmer more. He will hold the players accountable more than Quinn. I figured Quinn was a buddy player coach. Zimmer is going to want results and is not trying to be none of these players friend. Hooker stated that he is all about the business as well.

 

[darealvelle]

Damn Foots

'

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Malik speaking for the locker room.

He speaking on a podcast, complaining about a teammate speaking on a podcast.

 

[darealvelle]

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Cowboys' Malik Hooker rips teammate Micah Parsons over podcast, Parsons fires back

From @ToddBrock24f7: Hooker questioned Parsons’s off-the-field hobbies that take his focus away from the team. Parsons fired back in a since-deleted tweet.

cowboyswire.usatoday.com

Good. Fukk Micah. I wish we traded this nikka before the draft

 

[Grifter]

allegedly a mild sprain

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Trade Micah for 2 first round picks

Trade CeeDee for a first round pick

Let Dak play out the year and trade him or tag him and don’t match the offer sheet so you get two firsts in return

Promote Cooper Rush

Extend Zeke

Draft more injury prone players from Michigan and Penn St

Relocate the franchise to Mexico City


This is how we become unburdened by this dumpster fire of a team.

 

[darealvelle]

Trade Micah for 2 first round picks

Trade CeeDee for a first round pick

Let Dak play out the year and trade him or tag him and don’t match the offer sheet so you get two firsts in return

Promote Cooper Rush

Extend Zeke

Draft more injury prone players from Michigan and Penn St

Relocate the franchise to Mexico City


This is how we become unburdened by this dumpster fire of a team.

Get rid of Jerry jones








Oh I forgot, the hillbilly song Stephen will still be there.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Dez c00nin on X (dont even ask me how)


Ceedee vs Cole Beasley

Micah vs Malik Hooker

Dak already in a walking boot





The dark cloud surrounding this franchise is unbelievable man

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[darealvelle]

 

[Surreal]

We're a joke of a franchise

Pathetic signing a couple years
Give a non-self driven player coming off an ACL tear a 57 million contract

Just dumb, terrible management