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[R=G]

what the hell did they do to my beloved X-Men?!

Don't worry..Bunn is taking over in December and he's a continuity hitter. He's the best X writer since Gillen was dropping hits every month.

 

[notPsychosiz]

Hey, nerds...



Who is the fastest Flash?

I remember it being Bart... then Barry, then Wally, then Jay (not talking about Max Mercury, Zoom, Superman, etc just the Flashes)
Also, if you say Wally/Barry/Jay is that normally or merged w/the speedforce?

kthxbye

 

[Mr. Negative]

Hey, nerds...



Who is the fastest Flash?

I remember it being Bart... then Barry, then Wally, then Jay (not talking about Max Mercury, Zoom, Superman, etc just the Flashes)
Also, if you say Wally/Barry/Jay is that normally or merged w/the speedforce?

kthxbye

Wally West. Not only has he outrun the speedster's version of Death (he made Death literally chase him to the end of the universe where"Death" didn't exist as a concept. Death said "fukk It"),

but he also singlehandedly evacuated a city of 300,000+ people to save them from a nuclear bomb exploding by moving them 35 miles away from the city.

He did it AFTER the bomb exploded.

Think about that for a second.

Hell, dude outran INSTANT teleportation

 

[Mr. Negative]

but I really came back in here to say that book Monstress>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Dillah810]

Don't worry..Bunn is taking over in December and he's a continuity hitter. He's the best X writer since Gillen was dropping hits every month.

I usually hear people say Grant Morrison's run is the best recent X-Men writer, is Bunn and Gillen better than Morrison?

 

[Courvoisier Clyde]

I don't mind anyone being gay, but this shyt just seems corny

 

[R=G]

I usually hear people say Grant Morrison's run is the best recent X-Men writer, is Bunn and Gillen better than Morrison?

Morrison was pretty wack...did weird stuff with Jean and started that terrible Scott/Emma nightmare. Bunn got high reviews for his epic Magneto run and Gillen was outselling the Avengers as the Uncanny writer....wrote a unique Sinister and created a great villain in Unit.

 

[BXKingPin82]

Wally West. Not only has he outrun the speedster's version of Death (he made Death literally chase him to the end of the universe where"Death" didn't exist as a concept. Death said "fukk It"),

but he also singlehandedly evacuated a city of 300,000+ people to save them from a nuclear bomb exploding by moving them 35 miles away from the city.

He did it AFTER the bomb exploded.

Think about that for a second.

Hell, dude outran INSTANT teleportation

My dumbass read the caption below like i was Foxxy Brown droppin her verse in Afirmative Action

 

[Mr. Negative]

I Love You, Whitney Frost.

 

[Red Shield]

only bad thing about Gillen's run was fukking Land on art duty

 

[Jello Biafra]

I don't mind anyone being gay, but this shyt just seems corny

I don't have an issue with any character being gay, my problem is that it was badly written and seemed like Bendis went into writing X-Men with the idea that he was going to make one of these characters gay and he didn't give a fukk how forced it was going to seem.

 

[Bigbigguy]

How long is Paper Girls meant to last?

 

[Bini Knight]

Just started new 52 aquaman and gonna start blackest night after

 

[notPsychosiz]

Wally West. Not only has he outrun the speedster's version of Death (he made Death literally chase him to the end of the universe where"Death" didn't exist as a concept. Death said "fukk It"),

but he also singlehandedly evacuated a city of 300,000+ people to save them from a nuclear bomb exploding by moving them 35 miles away from the city.

He did it AFTER the bomb exploded.

Think about that for a second.

Hell, dude outran INSTANT teleportation

Thanks for responding.

I knew all that in terms of feats. (I read Flash) What I mean is where is it indicated that he is the fastest of the flashes? Like, is there an example of him doing something that Bart or Barry has done, but faster,, and then they are unable to do it when needed? Like, take the example above, what indicates Bart or Barry could not also do that?

There are lots of examples of Wally doing things because Wally was the default flash during the 90s/2000s bolder writing teams.

The reason I ask is because some people say Wally is fastest, some people say Barry is fastest, and some (like myself) believe Bart is fastest (poor Jay Garrick... always last) but everyone points to indidual feats but not comparative ones so its difficult to measure.

My reasoning for Bart btw is because he is genetically molded through being the offspring of speedsters for his body to compensate for being that fast. Whereas Wally especially has the problems a normal human would when going that fast. In the comics his metabolism requires him to continuously eat more than Bart whose body is adjusted, and Wally's mind itself is actually slower (much slower) than Bart Allen's. In an example I gave elsewhere, when Wally reads a book at superspeed he traditionally only retains the same ratio of information as a person that read the book at normal speed, because to him it took him just as long relatively speaking to read the book just sped up. While Bart can read a book in a second, then recite the entire thing word for word because it all happened a second ago to him.

(All my knowledge is from the original run stuff, I have no idea whats going on in the New 52 except in passing...)

Thx

 

[notPsychosiz]

Marvel’s Iceman just came out as gay

Older Bobby gay too.

I read a whole run of comics where Iceman & Angel where out in LA getting p*ssy with Ghost Rider.

Thats that bullshyt. I blame Northstar.

How many X-Men are gay now? They can make a team. Called the Ex-Men