Essential The Official Coli Travel Thread

[dabestkeptsecret]

Bahamas
D.R.
England
Spain
Italy

Dubai (In Dubai me and my nikkas went to a Ethiopian club. When we got there all the bytches started looking at us bc we were the only non ethi's in there or so we thought. So we get in there and the manager authomatically take us to V.I.P boss status. and if u ever been to Dubai a bottle of henney cost $900 plus and thats buying it at a store if u can find one bc them arab niccas don't sell that shyt everywhere nor do they believe in liquor stores. Anyway Every bytch in there was bad and it turns out the spot was actually a whore house. We get to talking to them bytches and we negotiate a price, its 3 of us and 3 bytches, so they was like 1200 AED which is about $300 american. We catch a cab, go back to their telly then the bithes try to flip it and say its 1200 a piece. so a nikka look at them with the face to make shyt worse it turns out that the taxi cab driver was the pimp and he wouldnt let us out. My nikka who's wordplay is out this world talk them bytches down to 1500 for both of them. While that nikka
discussing that shyt I hop out the cab and jump on another cab and went back to my Hotel. The next day my nikka told me that he fukked the bytch so good that she let him fukk a second time for free and gave him her number. My other boy was like ah nah breh I ain't feel like fukking nah I mean. I'm getting married when i get back.

France (club in Paris don't start jumping till 2 O'clock , that shyt cray and them french girls are so fukking fine. The whole time there I didn't see a single fat bytch no fukking lie.)

my boys told me in paris the bouncers are on some no nikkaz unless u got females with u. In dubai did u get by with just english; or was one of your boys arabic

 

[HoopLife]

Love traveling, alone or with others.

I've been to - Mexico, Colombia, Argentina, all of Western and Central Europe, Russia (Moscow to Vladivostok by train), Egypt, Sudan, Jordan, Oman, Saudi Arabia, China (and Tibet), Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore, Australia and New Zealand.

Questions? Ask.

How was Australia? I've been thinking about going there.

 

[blackzeus]

bout to hit Colombia in a few weeks..

Cali or Medellin, FTW, and I'm jealous, I hate leaving South America, feels like someone is pulling my teeth when I have to go.

 

[locoloco87]

any of yall nikkas find interest in traveling? i've personally been to cancun after i graduated (fukkin wild), dominican republic and ochos rios (prob the best trip i've taken)..also me bein a down south nikka when i went to new york i got hooked...im willing to share stories about any of those experiences...

if yall wanna share your traveling stories/desires/dislikes come here

tell a story about cancun

 

[Ain't That Something]

my boys told me in paris the bouncers are on some no nikkaz unless u got females with u. In dubai did u get by with just english; or was one of your boys arabic

In Dubai English is the language they use for business that shyt is universal over there. They all speak it.

As for Paris we found a nikka club and funny enough they knew we were American, And the owner was passing around free bottles of Goose. And surprisinly they played all hiphop and mostly southern club music, gucci, plies, jeezy, T.I. fukk i even heard O.J the juiceman retarded ass and wakka. Plus they were playing some french shyt that had a nikka getting crunk in the club. And the bytches were bad.

 

[Roger Sterling]

How was Australia? I've been thinking about going there.

Well, to start, the trip there was a motherfukker. I went solo to stay with family and friends and the total travel time from East Coast North America was something like twenty-five hours with a couple of short stops (Vancouver and Honolulu). So, if you don't like long flights, consider doing some extended layovers. Anyway, so that was boring as hell doing it alone.

As for Australia itself? I spent most of my time in Sydney and Wollongong and they were spectacular. Sydney's got first-rate food, great party scene, people are exceptionally friendly and easy to meet. Good transit systems for getting around, lots to see, particularly at the harbor. Wollongong has some of the best beaches around, great surf, if you're into photography, it's amazingly picturesque.

If you're adventurous and have lots of time (a month or more), consider a long-term rental car and do the drive along the southern coast. fukking unreal and honestly one of the most memorable things I've experienced.

Somewhat contradictory to the people being great, I should mention I was there in 2005 during the "race riots" stuff. That was a bit suspect, to say the least, but if you're not Middle Eastern you should be good, lol. Just throwing that out there to let you know that the locals don't play around when they get riled up. Nowadays there shouldn't be an issue, of course.

 

[chineebai]

In Dubai English is the language they use for business that shyt is universal over there. They all speak it.

As for Paris we found a nikka club and funny enough they knew we were American, And the owner was passing around free bottles of Goose. And surprisinly they played all hiphop and mostly southern club music, gucci, plies, jeezy, T.I. fukk i even heard O.J the juiceman retarded ass and wakka. Plus they were playing some french shyt that had a nikka getting crunk in the club. And the bytches were bad.

How much were the drinks at the bar or club in dubai? I'm going there soon and wanted to hit up a few spots. Also how much are taxis?

 

[Ain't That Something]

Taxis were the only thing cheap in Dubai. If you going there get ready to spen $100 for 3 drinks. There;s a hotel with a club underground but I dont remember the name. They got a mall with a fukking ski slope in that bytch. Alcohol is expensive as hell over there.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Dubai's alright to take taxis but don't try that anywhere else in the Middle East if you're alone, lol.

Seriously.

 

[Turenne]

I've only been to Spain (twice) and England (a few times), but I should be going to Italy soon and will be doing English teaching overseas soon, probably in Asia.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

one of my bosses went to dubai about 2 years ago; and he said he did that sand dunes excursion which sounded like mad fun.

 

[Pedro Negro]

Most exotic places I've been would be the Bahamas, Guatemala and Amsterdam.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Go to Panama City breh, costa rica is , unless you in Limon, where all the black/mixed chicks are

Zeus, give me the run down of Limon, I'm ready to book that flight breh :jawalrus

I was got MEDICALLY RETIRED

Damn breh, you medically retarded ?

 

[Ain't That Something]

If u in Dubai Go to ferrarri world, indoor sky diving, Camel riding and sand dunining with a 4runner dont do the water parks there. Thats a waste of fukking money, and most them bytches wear full body swimsuits

 

[Regular_P]

How about some travel spots for couples?

I'm thinking of going to Aruba, but I'd like to hear some recommendations.