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Elle Seven

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Just got back from Havana with my husband and two kids. What an adventure:smile:

Between the 60 seconds from getting out the taxi from the airport to going upstairs to our Airbnb, my oldest child fell in the living room and gashed her elbow down to the white meat - all before I even had a chance to even say hello to the hostess. So, only one hour into being in Cuba, we were already in the hospital...and with a very basic understanding of Spanish. shyt was wild, but those doctors took good care of my baby.

Got to Vinales two hours away to get to a tobacco farm for freshly rolled cigars. Spent the rest of our days back in Havana. It was all a blur but I miss it already.

Someone asked me about it on here, but I'll reiterate having some Spanish speaking ability before going to Cuba for anyone going forn the first time, if you won't your trip to go more smoothly. My trip would have been 90% less stressful for that alone.

OAN, to the folks going to Morocco, if you can't learn some Darija before going, at least brush up in your French.
 

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Just got back from Havana with my husband and two kids. What an adventure:smile:

Between the 60 seconds from getting out the taxi from the airport to going upstairs to our Airbnb, my oldest child fell in the living room and gashed her elbow down to the white meat - all before I even had a chance to even say hello to the hostess. So, only one hour into being in Cuba, we were already in the hospital...and with a very basic understanding of Spanish. shyt was wild, but those doctors took good care of my baby.

Got to Vinales two hours away to get to a tobacco farm for freshly rolled cigars. Spent the rest of our days back in Havana. It was all a blur but I miss it already.

Someone asked me about it on here, but I'll reiterate having some Spanish speaking ability before going to Cuba for anyone going forn the first time, if you won't your trip to go more smoothly. My trip would have been 90% less stressful for that alone.

OAN, to the folks going to Morocco, if you can't learn some Darija before going, at least brush up in your French.
french is my first language :mjgrin:
 

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french is my first language :mjgrin:

You’ll eat in Marrakech. It’s french or Arabic and a lot of English. Are you going with a woman? If not fukkING HELL. I went with my Mum and it got to the point I was going to just send her back to the hotel so I could eat

Man.

I’ll admit a lot of emotions now I’m back in London.

Sadness, happiness, determination, etc all boiled into one. I feel so empty and full

Just seeing people in the streets with nothing making a hustle. I ended up buying Random shyt like sweets and CDs so I can give money.

So many stray cats there too:mjcry:

First time being in Africa and won’t be my last

Going to edit and throw some pictures in my Insta over the next few days
 

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You’ll eat in Marrakech. It’s french or Arabic and a lot of English. Are you going with a woman? If not fukkING HELL. I went with my Mum and it got to the point I was going to just send her back to the hotel so I could eat

Man.

I’ll admit a lot of emotions now I’m back in London.

Sadness, happiness, determination, etc all boiled into one. I feel so empty and full

Just seeing people in the streets with nothing making a hustle. I ended up buying Random shyt like sweets and CDs so I can give money.

So many stray cats there too:mjcry:

First time being in Africa and won’t be my last

Going to edit and throw some pictures in my Insta over the next few days
No I’m going by myself
 

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eye been to Khmet,Is-Ra-El,Turkey,Greece,Cyprus,Crete,Jordan,and Colombia...

eye also been locked down in Heathrow for 14 hours, they wouldn't let me&ahki visit cause my liyah(beard) twas too thick..the only cats&breezies i saw getting checked&pulled aside were Middle Eastern people,shyt twas disgustya..:pacspit:

fukk dem beans&toast for breakfast pale fakkits..fiddduckin colonial bastids:scust:
 

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I'm in Kona Hawaii Four Seasons brehs

Family vacation fukking best place I've been to in my life

Next family vacation gonna be Nizuc Spa and Resort in Cancun

Man cacs really have all the wealth haven't seen a single black or brown person in 4 days here :smh:
 

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I'm in Kona Hawaii Four Seasons brehs

Family vacation fukking best place I've been to in my life

Next family vacation gonna be Nizuc Spa and Resort in Cancun

Man cacs really have all the wealth haven't seen a single black or brown person in 4 days here :smh:

Sounds swanky

How much is it a night?
 
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