Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

My day been so trash.
Had a meeting with these old fukkers.
Lost my Deadpool lighter.
My BM got into it with her mother.


So now when i pick KingPin up later shes gonna be all in my ear with this bullshyt.



I already told my kid man.
Get on the game. Buy however many battle points or games you want.
Cause im getting blazed out!
Just dont fukk with the stove.

I don't judge, trust me. 2020 is trash. ughhhh. Breathe and take it one step at a time, one problem at a time. Get your head right and focus on solutions. Let her vent, but put a time limit on it - the baby will be fine playing in his zone. Do like I'm going to do tonight, watch a string of horror movies and realize that things could be worse or realize that life is like a horror movie but at least you're not fighting zombie hoards, being held captive saw/hostel-style; running around with severed limbs or being physically attacked by creatures not of this world.

 

[Jello Biafra]

The Blob wins. The Blob can infect the thing. By the time The Thing morphs into whatever it is supposed to be, the blob would have covered it in goo and slowly deteriorated it, making it nothing.

That was my initial thought but if The Thing can infect The Blob at a cellular level than when The Blob attempts to blob all over The Thing it will end up becoming infected and we would have The Thing with the Blob's abilities.

 

[Jello Biafra]

The majority of any tv and film audience is white unless it's specifically a movie that caters to us or is relatable to us
The horror genre itself is not particularly accommodating to black audiences or black actors in roles, so you have no point.
wtf are you smoking on today??

I'm just trying to point out that winning a most viewed contest on Shudder isn't some sort of confirmation that 3 From Hell is a good movie. It's trash that fits the overly CAC subscriber base of Shudder. As much as I love the dude that is why Joe Bob Briggs is so popular on that stream too.
The best thing that was on Shudder all last year was Horror Noire but you never saw anything from Shudder touting it's viewership numbers because it wasn't focused on a topic the majority of subscribers care about. Same thing with Tigers Are Not Afraid too.
But you go ahead and enjoy what is the equivalent to being the #1 program on The Tennis Channel if you want to.
And I haven't slept in two days so I'm riding high on lots of caffeine.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I'm not in this subforum for a few days, and yall have lost your minds with the Shudder slander
Why are you not re-upping? Don't let Jello influence you - he's a fickle viewer anyway.

I love Shudder as a service.
I am just pointing out that their primary subscriber base looks like a neckbeard field trip/

 

[MartyMcFly]

I'm just trying to point out that winning a most viewed contest on Shudder isn't some sort of confirmation that 3 From Hell is a good movie. It's trash that fits the overly CAC subscriber base of Shudder. As much as I love the dude that is why Joe Bob Briggs is so popular on that stream too.
The best thing that was on Shudder all last year was Horror Noire but you never saw anything from Shudder touting it's viewership numbers because it wasn't focused on a topic the majority of subscribers care about. Same thing with Tigers Are Not Afraid too.
But you go ahead and enjoy what is the equivalent to being the #1 program on The Tennis Channel if you want to.
And I haven't slept in two days so I'm riding high on lots of caffeine.

Actually they did with horror noire. I only know this cause I’m on their press list lol. They were ecstatic about horror noire. It was outside of joe bob the biggest thing on their platform last year and continues to be big. I only pointed that out to make her happy and piss you off

 

[MartyMcFly]

shyt if horror noire wasn’t as big as they said it was, they wouldn’t be doing a podcast now. Shudder got a lot of love and attention for that doc.

if anything, I’m sure one of the main reasons 3 from hell is big for them is the fact it was only playing in select theaters and devils rejects has a huge following. So that’s a whole group of people who couldn’t see the sequel who now can. And they also specifically called it their biggest movie premiere. Horror noire is a doc and they make sure to state the difference.

 

[Jello Biafra]

shyt if horror noire wasn’t as big as they said it was, they wouldn’t be doing a podcast now. Shudder got a lot of love and attention for that doc.

if anything, I’m sure one of the main reasons 3 from hell is big for them is the fact it was only playing in select theaters and devils rejects has a huge following. So that’s a whole group of people who couldn’t see the sequel who now can. And they also specifically called it their biggest movie premiere. Horror noire is a doc and they make sure to state the difference.

It got a lot of mainstream attention and the screenings in movie theaters were popping but I never saw Shudder doing the big announce about how many people watched it.
Plus it was one of the biggest critical hits for them from last year and made all the year end lists.

 

[Jello Biafra]

shyt if horror noire wasn’t as big as they said it was, they wouldn’t be doing a podcast now. Shudder got a lot of love and attention for that doc.

if anything, I’m sure one of the main reasons 3 from hell is big for them is the fact it was only playing in select theaters and devils rejects has a huge following. So that’s a whole group of people who couldn’t see the sequel who now can. And they also specifically called it their biggest movie premiere. Horror noire is a doc and they make sure to state the difference.

I haven't peeped the podcast yet. Is it good?

 

[MartyMcFly]

It got a lot of mainstream attention and the screenings in movie theaters were popping but I never saw Shudder doing the big announce about how many people watched it.
Plus it was one of the biggest critical hits for them from last year and made all the year end lists.

They didn't make a big announcement for this either. they did the same thing they did with horror noire: sent out a press release and sites can either run it or not run it They send me a lot of shyt and some of it is useful, some of it isn't. This was useful to make your day

 

[MartyMcFly]

I haven't peeped the podcast yet. Is it good?

It's just outtakes from the special. Obviously they shot a lot of footage with their interviews so not all of it made the doc. This is the uncut stuff so its very dope.

 

[Jello Biafra]

They didn't make a big announcement for this either. they did the same thing they did with horror noire: sent out a press release and sites can either run it or not run it They send me a lot of shyt and some of it is useful, some of it isn't. This was useful to make your day

90% of what I post in reply to her is just to take the piss so it's all good.
That was just the angle that came to me first to shyt on Rob Zombie.

 

[MartyMcFly]

90% of what I post in reply to her is just to take the piss so it's all good.
That was just the angle that came to me first to shyt on Rob Zombie.

fukkery

 

[BXKingPin82]

was you talking to Brahms wouldnt even be quesrtion im askin my kid.

 

[LJLYDK!]

I watched Three From Hell last night

R.I.P. Sid Haig

Spauldings presence effected it massively

You could tell in his 5 min cameo that he wasn’t well, man he looked like he was just fading away. He a fukking champ for doing it still though.

I feel like without him it went in a different direction, the guy they got to be the new half brother or whatever felt out of place & like he was just there to be there

Baby was wackier than the other two movies & it was over the top at times

Otis was the same as the last two so no problems there really

Overall I enjoyed it, It was entertaining.

Was it as good as Devils Rejects? Nah but without Spaulding it was never gonna be

I gotta go watch House of a Thousand Corpses, Devils Rejects & this back to back & see how it holds up as a trilogy, Pretty solid three though imo. should of filmed this closer to the other two.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Why isn’t this thread stickied?? Can we get a Sticky please oh please @hex @MartyMcFly ?? We’ve worked hard for our right to sticky. I’m tired of searching for this in the randoms - thread is over 636 pages?? And there’s always something that we need to talk about. We need our official sticky