Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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BXKingPin82 said:
watched Contracted 2 last night

nasty ass shyt :scusthov:
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This shyt...:huhldup::gag:

This movie and the last one has the WOAT hospital. The main guy is a fukking idiot too.



Main character: Test me for everything doc. :sadcam:

Doctor: What skeezahs have you been parlaying with?:scust: My nurse will give ointment for the rash...:huhldup:*walks off blood work*


This dude is in the fukking hospital digging zombie nails out of his own back and doesn't say shyt, doesn't get stitches for the obviously deeply infected bear claw looking marks on his back, doesn't mention that the last p*ssy he dove in had actual factual maggots falling out of it, doesn't mention that he got that Zombie House In Virginia when brought up again, etc...

And he admits to being the biggest fukk boi alive, due to how the first film kicked off.

:wow:

Movie could have been a lot better if it wasn't just trying to go, "look how cool our SFX are." :shaq2:

It Follows handled the subject matter infinitely better than this did. The first Contracted gets a pass, because it did it better too.
 
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They are making a Jeepers Creepers 3

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Jeepers Creepers 3 is a go, so protect your eyes. Myriad Pictures will finance and handle international sales for the horror sequel that will reunite the creative team behind the first two installments. Jeepers Creepers 3 will focus on the final day of the Creeper’s 23-day feeding frenzy, as returning character Sergent Tubbs (Brandon Smith) teams up with a task force dedicated to destroying the Creeper for good. As the Creeper fights back, the film will examine “what it is, where it came from and why it does what it does.” Whether or not the film will take into account the time skip at the end of Jeepers Creepers 2 remains to be seen.

Writer-director Victor Salva is returning, along with Jonathan Breck as The Creeper, and Brandon Smith. Francis Ford Coppola’s American Zoetrope, producer of the first two films, is coproducing along with Kirk Shaw and Surai Gohill’s Odyssey Media, and Stan Spry’s The Cartel. Coppola, Shaw and Spry will all serve as producers, and Myriad’s Kirk D’Amico will executive produce. The film is set to begin production in Vancouver early in 2016.

'Jeepers Creepers 3' A Go With Francis Ford Coppola & Original Crew
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Cooties...:wow:

These dudes ran the fade on 100 children. :mjlol:It's like seeing some internet shyt in movie form. Was not expecting it to be any good, but it is.
 
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Havent had the time to watch any movies lately :francis:


Gonna watch something tonight though. I think 3s my magic number to drop 3 reviews at a time. Gonna need to rebound and hopefully find something quakity after the garbage I watched last time :lolbron:

Ill post something in a few days
 
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Hellions is...just :wtf::merchant:

Some people might not like the extreme turn for fairytale-esque fukkery that it takes during the third act. I thought it was piff. :demonic: movie for certain.

Feels like one of those films with a message, that might have unintentionally got clouded by the demonic shyt going on.
 
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