Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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Day four -


1. Black Christmas
2. Better Watch Out
3. I Trapped the Devil
4. A Christmas Horror Story

Santa vs zombie elves is a GOATed anthology segment not just for the holiday horrors but all anthology horror.


Day five -


1. Black Christmas
2. Better Watch Out
3. I Trapped the Devil
4. A Christmas Horror Story
5. Silent Night (2012)
 

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Checking this one out with Tony Todd....
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Tony Todd has some sleeper ish that I never hear get it's props. He's got a Western style horror on a train that I think is fun as hell.



A gunslinger, a vengeful ex-slave, and a runaway board a midnight train to Atlanta. They discover that the train is haunted by a sinister force, and must fight to survive the night.
 

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“Nanny”-



Made it to the 55 minute mark and couldn’t take it anymore - this is real soap opera-ish. How is this marketed as a horror movie. :gucci:? I don’t have the patience -spoil it for me pls. (Let me guess- her son drowned or is a ghost/her imagination or something is the “twist” ending, hence the water imagery) I don’t even care. The white parents are so damn annoying 😂. Hell if I’m working as a caregiver for a week and rarely get paid on time- nah, that’s a sign right there to exit. I think I only made it 55 minutes in because I fell asleep for like 20 minutes. when is this movie going to get to the point. That dating scene with Sean from Power had me like 🙄how is she thinking about dating when her son is in a whole different continent. Blum needs to go back to the drawing board with this.
 
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Made it to the 55 minute mark and couldn’t take it anymore - this is real soap opera-ish. How is this marketed as a horror movie. :gucci:? I don’t have the patience -spoil it for me pls. (Let me guess- her son drowned or is a ghost/her imagination or something is the “twist” ending) I don’t even care. The white parents are so damn annoying 😂. I think I only made it 55 minutes in because I fell asleep for like 20 minutes.

There's pretty much no twist. The dude who showed up unannounced after disappearing for 19 years after the daughter vanished confesses to killing her. He has her at gunpoint. Then she has him at gunpoint. Then he has her friend at gunpoint. Then she has him at gunpoint and makes him confess again. Only this time, she recorded it over her daughter singing. That's it. :snoop:
 

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There's pretty much no twist. The dude who showed up unannounced after disappearing for 19 years after the daughter vanished confesses to killing her. He has her at gunpoint. Then she has him at gunpoint. Then he has her friend at gunpoint. Then she has him at gunpoint and makes him confess again. Only this time, she recorded it over her daughter singing. That's it. :snoop:
Went back to edit my initial post - I realized that we’re talking about two different movies
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That’s my fault though -you were replying to my post about “The Apology” but I was talking about my latest post “Nanny”- I apologize for the miscommunication

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But on to your spoiler about The Apology - I should have known it was going to be mediocre as soon as Janeane Gorofalo made an appearance- random and out of place.
 

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if fukkery was a movie.... :dead:



not as horrible as i thought, decent comedic elements
its like a euro Jack Frost
computerized blood though.. not a fan of that
 
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