Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

no way i can't believe there's a horror thread!

4 years and counting

Best thread on the entire site

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Anyone watching this? I’ve been expanding my horizons since my recent horror watches have been a let down and happened to come across this on HBO Max - I guess it’s sci-fi/horror elements/comedy which I don’t usually go for but I’ve been entertained so far - show is so damn horrifically stupid that it’s funny asf

When a malfunction occurs aboard the luxury space cruise ship Avenue 5, it's up to engineer Billie McEvoy to warn Capt. Ryan Clark, owner Herman Judd and his right-hand woman Iris Kimura that the incident may have a cataclysmic knock-on effect.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

@storyteller

The Best Christmas Horror Movies Streaming Shudder Right Now

Shudder has a wide array of some less-than-jolly and more spooky Christmas flicks.

collider.com

After all the gratitude and gluttony of Thanksgiving, Christmas is a time for sharing with others, quality time with family, and gaudy decorations. But for horror fans, Christmas is the time for Krampus and Santa slashers. It's a time for relishing in the death and decay of Winter and the dark and stormy nights. Christmas horror is an often overlooked subgenre, but it has its roots in the creepy origin stories of many Winter holiday traditions. Around the world, different Christmas monsters bring gruesome punishments to naughty children. Even the omniscient Santa Claus "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you've been bad or good."

 

[storyteller]

@storyteller

The Best Christmas Horror Movies Streaming Shudder Right Now

Shudder has a wide array of some less-than-jolly and more spooky Christmas flicks.

collider.com

After all the gratitude and gluttony of Thanksgiving, Christmas is a time for sharing with others, quality time with family, and gaudy decorations. But for horror fans, Christmas is the time for Krampus and Santa slashers. It's a time for relishing in the death and decay of Winter and the dark and stormy nights. Christmas horror is an often overlooked subgenre, but it has its roots in the creepy origin stories of many Winter holiday traditions. Around the world, different Christmas monsters bring gruesome punishments to naughty children. Even the omniscient Santa Claus "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you've been bad or good."

I've been running through a few of these for my list. Shudder's got the best Christmas list of the services imo.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

‘The Apology’ Trailer: Anna Gunn Enters Her Revenge Era This Christmas

The holiday-themed thriller premieres next month.

collider.com

RLJE Films has released a new trailer for The Apology, an upcoming holiday thriller starring Anna Gunn as a grieving mother who’s gifted revenge on Christmas Eve. The movie is the feature debut of writer and director Alison Star Locke.

The Apology trailer takes us to Christmas Eve as Darlene Hagen (Gunn) gets ready to spend a quiet night with her best friend Gretchen (Janeane Garofalo). This year’s December marks the 20th anniversary of the disappearance of Darlene’s daughter, Sally, a tragedy from which she’s still recovering. Although Sally vanished two decades before the movie’s events, Darlene still feels empty without her daughter. She also feels hopeless without knowing what happened to the girl and drinks unhealthy amounts of alcohol to fill the hole in her soul. However, on Christmas Eve, Darlene might get the chance to release her rage and go after the man responsible for her grief.




Y’all are right - Christmas horror movies >>> Halloween


My lackluster movie year might be redeemed
Restore the motivation for kills and chills - they’re releasing all of the movies for the member watchers now instead of the mainstream


If I have to hear that “silent night holy night” temptations song or Mariah Carey “all I want for Christmas” one more time - when I’m out and about, Im about to fukkin lose it

Then my daughter goes around the house singing “allll I want for Christmas” in a repetitive loop bc she knows it provokes a reaction - like my evil mini-me.

My mom bought her a singing motion sensor Santa like this

 

[storyteller]

‘The Apology’ Trailer: Anna Gunn Enters Her Revenge Era This Christmas

The holiday-themed thriller premieres next month.

collider.com

RLJE Films has released a new trailer for The Apology, an upcoming holiday thriller starring Anna Gunn as a grieving mother who’s gifted revenge on Christmas Eve. The movie is the feature debut of writer and director Alison Star Locke.

The Apology trailer takes us to Christmas Eve as Darlene Hagen (Gunn) gets ready to spend a quiet night with her best friend Gretchen (Janeane Garofalo). This year’s December marks the 20th anniversary of the disappearance of Darlene’s daughter, Sally, a tragedy from which she’s still recovering. Although Sally vanished two decades before the movie’s events, Darlene still feels empty without her daughter. She also feels hopeless without knowing what happened to the girl and drinks unhealthy amounts of alcohol to fill the hole in her soul. However, on Christmas Eve, Darlene might get the chance to release her rage and go after the man responsible for her grief.




Y’all are right - Christmas horror movies >>> Halloween


My lackluster movie year might be redeemed
Restore the motivation for kills and chills - they’re releasing all of the movies for the member watchers now instead of the mainstream


If I have to hear that “silent night holy night” temptations song or Mariah Carey “all I want for Christmas” one more time - when I’m out and about, Im about to fukkin lose it

Then my daughter goes around the house singing “allll I want for Christmas” in a repetitive loop bc she knows it provokes a reaction - like my evil mini-me.

My mom bought her a singing motion sensor Santa like this

Christmas has some GOLD! That trailer looks great, I'll be watching that one asap.

 

[Lootpack]

4 years and counting

Best thread on the entire site

I was gonna say this is the best thread on the site too, but the JBO Gawds just punched me in the jaw.

 

[Danie84]

Your Vice Is A Locked Room and Only I Have the Key

...I don't know how a 70s Sistah got mixed up with sadistic hedonist Italianos

A Black Cat you mark, always comes back to bite you, tho

 

[Danie84]

Big-Up Neve, but moving this FUKKERY to NYC was the best decision for this franchise

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I was gonna say this is the best thread on the site too, but the JBO Gawds just punched me in the jaw.

You post in JBO?

Never tell me that again, I’m going to act like I didn’t see this reply from you and continue on in the usual fashion.

 

[storyteller]

Day four -


1. Black Christmas
2. Better Watch Out
3. I Trapped the Devil
4. A Christmas Horror Story

Santa vs zombie elves is a GOATed anthology segment not just for the holiday horrors but all anthology horror.

 

[Lootpack]

You post in JBO?

Never tell me that again, I’m going to act like I didn’t see this reply from you and continue on in the usual fashion.

I…uh…observe…

 

[abominable1]

back from Cozumel, it was great vacation - probably going back in April
(speaking of that i need t find some Easter themed horror)

checked this out earlier



decent
followed the inept law enforcement trope to a "T" to make the plot move though

edit -its actually a sequel
will watch the other one tomorrow

 

[Foxmulder]

Your Vice Is A Locked Room and Only I Have the Key

...I don't know how a 70s Sistah got mixed up with sadistic hedonist Italianos

A Black Cat you mark, always comes back to bite you, tho

Check out Torso. Same chick is in that also. Think she’s in a couple more Giallos.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Checking this one out with Tony Todd....