Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Flex Grossman]

That’s the scene . I definitely agree that the first-half was really well done and then it just got way too pretentious. That’s saying something too, bc I’m hella into pretentious horror convos and adding more meaning than necessary to an axe murder.



Nicole said she’d be back. Marty’s writing a book. Bx pops up now and then. But idk where @Jello Biafra is at, I feel like he’s MIA.

I haven’t seen bx here in a loooong time

 

[storyteller]

I listen to horror novels and short stories in audio. I’ve never enjoyed a dramatic re-enactment though (they do the Sandman graphic novels that style). I’ll 100% give Jordan peele’s project a listen though.

 

[Lootpack]

That’s the scene . I definitely agree that the first-half was really well done and then it just got way too pretentious. That’s saying something too, bc I’m hella into pretentious horror convos and adding more meaning than necessary to an axe murder.



Nicole said she’d be back. Marty’s writing a book. Bx pops up now and then. But idk where @Jello Biafra is at, I feel like he’s MIA.

I be seeing Jello logging films on Letterboxd, so he’s alive. Looks like BX is the real wild card then. Hope brotha is doing okay.

Knowing how wild it gets, taking a break from this forum from time to time is very nice. It’s just odd how we didn’t see any of those posters during the month of October.

 

[abominable1]

I be seeing Jello logging films on Letterboxd, so he’s alive. Looks like BX is the real wild card then. Hope brotha is doing okay.

Knowing how wild it gets, taking a break from this forum from time to time is very nice. It’s just odd how we didn’t see any of those posters during the month of October.

yeah - i didn't post in this very thread for years when it first popped up
i came over from SOHH (for the youngins' , it was the Coli's deadbeat dad site)

and that horror themed thread over there was on another level
think it was called "SOHH, you wanna see a dead body (horror thread)" or some shyt like that
they talked about movies and all but you had fools that would post full fledged cartel beheadings, snuff films & shyt in that fukker - no spoilers
posting films up before they got released, shyt was wild.
i got tired clicking it when it updated, mods would would pull the really crazy shyt, but some shyt you just can't unsee
shyt gave me PTSD,
they killed that thread too before SOHH got the bushes and there was no general horror thread for years ( unless i just ignored it)

but this thread is actually better , more organized and way more active. (less fukkery)



Hell, i even used aliases posting in that thread didn't want people thinking i was a damn Psycho
i think one of them was Doug Graves or some shyt ( yeah i had multiple before they clamped down on that shyt)

But yeah - its good to take breaks and step away for awhile
98% of my posts now are in this thread, the sci-fi thread & the comics thread
i try to stay away from the rest of the board - too old for the fukkery now

 

[Flex Grossman]

yeah - i didn't post in this very thread for years when it first popped up
i came over from SOHH (for the youngins' , it was the Coli's deadbeat dad site)

and that horror themed thread over there was on another level
think it was called "SOHH, you wanna see a dead body (horror thread)" or some shyt like that
they talked about movies and all but you had fools that would post full fledged cartel beheadings, snuff films & shyt in that fukker - no spoilers
posting films up before they got released, shyt was wild.
i got tired clicking it when it updated, mods would would pull the really crazy shyt, but some shyt you just can't unsee
shyt gave me PTSD,
they killed that thread too before SOHH got the bushes and there was no general horror thread for years ( unless i just ignored it)

but this thread is actually better , more organized and way more active. (less fukkery)



Hell, i even used aliases posting in that thread didn't want people thinking i was a damn Psycho
i think one of them was Doug Graves or some shyt ( yeah i had multiple before they clamped down on that shyt)

But yeah - its good to take breaks and step away for awhile
98% of my posts now are in this thread, the sci-fi thread & the comics thread
i try to stay away from the rest of the board - too old for the fukkery now

I was on sohh too but I don’t remember what my name was. Crazy to think about how long I’ve been reading/posting on basically the same forum.

 

[abominable1]

I was on sohh too but I don’t remember what my name was. Crazy to think about how long I’ve been reading/posting on basically the same forum.

i know right
i think i joined around 2003-2004 timeframe, but SOHH was around in the late 90's , right?
I remember a few of my Aliases , but not my main
( I have no idea why i had so many, i think its when the alias wars popped off and all those bannings started)
Clint beastwood or clint westwood (I cant remember which)
Doug Graves
Vinyl richie

edit

disclaimer
- if any other SOHH vets find this post and if any/all of the above named aliases pissed them off or had beef with said character in the past....
I was an idiot back then and have left those days far behind ,
i am just here to discuss horror topics and dap posts in peace.
thank you

 

[Flex Grossman]

i know right
i think i joined around 2003-2004 timeframe, but SOHH was around in the late 90's , right?
I remember a few of my Aliases , but not my main
( I have no idea why i had so many, i think its when the alias wars popped off and all those bannings started)
Clint beastwood or clint westwood (I cant remember which)
Doug Graves
Vinyl richie

edit

disclaimer
- if any other SOHH vets find this post and if any/all of the above named aliases pissed them off or had beef with said character in the past....
I was an idiot back then and have left those days far behind ,
i am just here to discuss horror topics and dap posts in peace.
thank you

Lmao personal growth

 

[FlyRy]

I listen to horror novels and short stories in audio. I’ve never enjoyed a dramatic re-enactment though (they do the Sandman graphic novels that style). I’ll 100% give Jordan peele’s project a listen though.

peele haters gonna add it to his filmography record like things he produces when they discuss his next movie.

 

[Lootpack]

peele haters gonna add it to his filmography record like things he produces when they discuss his next movie.

The most mindboggling shyt.

 

[It's_Nade]

I can't believe I haven't come across these yet, but holy shyt. These are a treasure chest of 1980's horror nostalgia







Part 3 is out next month and for the next two days you can back the release and they have some pretty dope bundles available. Im watching part 1 right now and might cop the trilogy bundle for $120. Those posters would look dope in the studio

In Search of Darkness Part III - Ends Midnight Halloween!

Came here to post bout this. Just wrapped up parts I & II. Great doc and added lots of movies to my watchlist I hadn’t seen or havent seen in a long time

 

[2CT]

Nov and Dec always dry months for horror ain't shyt dropping but anyway here's my takes on a few recent release

Halloween Ends - hot garbage but it's the fans fault for buying into the hype when they announced Kills and Ends following up the one from 2018 everyone was like instantly when we shoulda been like

Pearl & X - overrated IMO but still slightly above average flicks, i'd take Pearl over X but Mia Goth ain't compelling to me like she is for everyone else not even gonna check for the 3rd one

VHS 94 - better than 99 for sure but still decent at best, Flylo's segment was jokes and the sorority segment was the best IMO

Deadstream - decent but the main dude was kinda overdoing it and his schtick became annoying in the 2nd and 3rd acts

Prey for the Devil - garbage

Sissy - the main chick being fine carried this whole shyt very forgettable flick

Terrfier 2 - slightly better than the 1st one and i look forward to the 3rd

Bring it On (Cheer Or Die) - horrible

Jeepers Creepers 4 - horrible

Run Sweethart Run - decent but the movie was trying to be too many things at once and the villain was too OP, suspending disbelief is mandatory in horror but i can only do it to an extent before the shyt becomes goofy

Goodnight Mommy - waste of time just watch the original

Umma - Sandra Oh saved this from being a complete disaster

Smile and Barbarian - already spoke on these in their threads but both pretty good, slighty better than Pearl and X

 

[abominable1]

 

[Danie84]

Can’t believe I’ve never seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers until now but this is old school 70’s piff

Recently saw this PIFF and was shook; those lines mirrored the recent Covid-19 shot mandate

 

[abominable1]

Watched this over the weekend
its a lot better and bloodier than i thought
Its like a Gen Z love letter to the 80's horror trope of inanimate items killing people
even with the message

 

[abominable1]

watched Sadako 3D 1& 2
they pull a Halloween and skipped all the sequels after Ringu (the Ring)
and they updated the lore behind the curse
Part 1 is okay , but part 2 did the damn thing.
great plot , gore , twists,
got to watch them in 3d too, my tv still works
apparently 3d is still big Japan in certain areas , got some friends stationed on Okinawa and they send me DVD's once in awhile
my wife had me crying ..
she was like why all the young dudes look like bytches in these movies?
she said the nikka got on more eyeliner and foundation on than his girlfriend.
some of them did look like Final Fantasy 15 characters though.