Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I don’t even get scared from horror movies anymore. I enjoyed both films, but no way is part 2 any better than the first.

Then why are you here??

 

[MenacingMonk]

@The Collector is a troll- I ignore literally anything he posts. He likes to create arguments in this thread just to start some shyt and fuk up the flow of the thread. He must be bored.

We get into one petty argument and you hold an unnecessary grudge. No wonder a lot of people don’t fukk with you.

And I’m no troll and NEVER started petty arguments in here. The only time was with you. Take a look in the mirror before trying to judge people you don’t know through a screen.

Can I go back to ignoring you or are you gonna have a childish fit? You stay in your corner and let me be.

 

[storyteller]

Calling part 1 campy at parts and praising part 2 for not doing that made it seem like you did. I didn’t find anything campy about part 1.

Nah, you misread my post again.

What I mean is that the second one played from the child's perspective of watching the films. The original ran with Ethan Hawke watching the films as the father. Then the twist was that his daughter had also been viewing them and was being recruited/possessed by Bagul. The second film basically attempted to show us what that recruitment/possession looks like. But I think they made it kinda corny instead of scary. It wound up playing more campy than it should have. I think the original actually stumbled into camp territory at a couple of spots too, but the sequel kicked it way up.

How is this praising part 2 at all? I'm saying it was corny it kicked the campy stuff up even more.

Part one only really had two campy moments for me. The computer jump scare and the ghost kids running around the house shushing at Ethan Hawke. With the ghost kids, it felt like less was more for the original. The sequel giving voices to the ghosts and showing them in even bigger roles just made it even more camp.

But to lay this out as plain as possible.
Sinister 1 - Arguably a classic, one of the all-time great scores for a horror movie. Not perfect by any means, but a damned good horror and standout from its era.

Sinister 2 - A good idea in concept, but a failure in execution and by comparison to the original. It still had some solid points to it but was mediocre. It's better than people tend to give it credit for, because people HATED this ish. But it's also not particularly good.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Did you end up watching this. I might need to reserve this movie for when I’m in a bad mood and need mindless fukkery for laughs

It was terrible in a completely unfun way.

i saw Would You Rather- I forgot that was her. And Prom Night was decent.

It’s not so much her being In horror movies - Idk for some reason, the sex scenes seemed total opposite of her on screen personality and image. Very unexpected. I had to hit the fast forward with that kid cudi part bc it was just weeiirrrdd asf. To me it’s like if Victoria Justice from the Nickelodeon show, Victorious that I watched, were to be in a Rob Zombie movie playing Sherri’s sexually suggestive sister and went on a serial killer rampage. Like that ish is not supposed to happen.
Like some show you watched when you were younger and you think of that a certain type of way.

I get it. I was watching some movie starring the girl who played Arya on Game of Thrones and she had a sex scene and it had me like ...put some clothes on, ma'am.

 

[storyteller]

I thought Brittany Snow was the heart of the movie and would've been cool with her being the final girl instead of Mia Goth if Ti West would've wanted to flip expectations midway through the film.
She starred in another horror movie (besides the terribly Prom Night remake) that I have always thought was pretty underrated called Would You Rather. It also starred the legend Jeffrey Combs.

Would You Rather was a good one. Dudes had to choose whether to take a bullet or shoot a nice lady next you lol.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

We get into one petty argument and you hold an unnecessary grudge. No wonder a lot of people don’t fukk with you.

And I’m no troll and NEVER started petty arguments in here. The only time was with you. Take a look in the mirror before trying to judge people you don’t know through a screen.

Can I go back to ignoring you or are you gonna have a childish fit? You stay in your corner and let me be.

Dude I don’t give a fuk about “a lot of people” as long as the Right people fuk with me on this site and the right people on this thread do,that’s my only concern. Wtf do I care about random internet strangers and dumb fuks like you starting your shyt because you can’t take a dissenting opinion. Leave storyteller alone, he said what the fuk he said and you keep trying to argue with him.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

We get into one petty argument and you hold an unnecessary grudge. No wonder a lot of people don’t fukk with you.

And I’m no troll and NEVER started petty arguments in here. The only time was with you. Take a look in the mirror before trying to judge people you don’t know through a screen.

Can I go back to ignoring you or are you gonna have a childish fit? You stay in your corner and let me be.

You used this same line back in 2021- knew I wasn’t having Deja vu

No wonder people don’t care for you with an attitude like that.

It’s horror talk so it fits right in with this thread.

imagine being an alleged “grown man” talking about “no wonder you don’t have that many e-friends”. Do better. Get off the thread, you’re nothing but a troll baiting mentally inept chromosome collector .

Picture being over the age of 6 and using a phrase like “no wonder”… Like what ?? am I supposed to be wondering about? Wondering about who likes me and who doesn’t line?? At my big age?? No i am not wondering that.

 

[storyteller]

It was terrible in a completely unfun way.


I get it. I was watching some movie starring the girl who played Arya on Game of Thrones and she had a sex scene and it had me like ...put some clothes on, ma'am.

The thriller with Arya and her friends breaking into a home and winding up in a mess stressed me out a little bit extra because I only ever see Arya Stark.

 

[storyteller]

Night's End was not good at all.

I did watch this other Shudder movie called See For Me that was OK though.

Yeah, I've got this firmly in "worth a watch" territory. Shudder's usually good for the straightforward stuff...fast, simple, and usually pretty fun. Her accuracy did kinda send me though...nevermind ski'ing, she should be a sharpshooter.

New movie dropping on Shudder next month called "The Cellar".



Looks interesting.

I've got this one rolling while I pack for a vacation and there's a moment fifteen minutes in that I thought was clever and effective.

 

[MartyMcFly]

@MartyMcFly i watched Cursed II - the Wizard of Oz.
They really fed a 16 year old Judy Garland amphetamines and sleeping pills to make sure she didn’t gain weight, stayed alert and made her sleep when the pills kept her awake. DF??!!!

Personally, I Never understood why that movie was marketed as a “family film” bc my first memory of seeing it was thanksgiving dinner at my grandmother’s house and it scared the shyt out of me. Flying monkeys, green witch, singing munchkins - that did not leave me with pleasant memories. House caught in a Tornado. Even the dance scenes were weird. Never ever liked that movie- Friday the 13th wasn’t my first horror movie experience - WOfO was.


And yes, I do believe that a munchkin committed suicide by hanging and the studio tried to cover it up to not associate a dead dwarf with the Wizard of Oz. Entire movie was SINISTER.

I don’t believe the munchkin thing but that movie always shook me as a kid. Once they visited the wizard the first time I was out lol.

And yeah they put Judy threw it. It’s crazy the amount of stuff they did to actresses back then. Sad how a lot of them got destroyed

 

[MenacingMonk]

You used this same line back in 2021- knew I wasn’t having Deja vu


imagine being an alleged “grown man” talking about “no wonder you don’t have that many e-friends”. Do better. Get off the thread, you’re nothing but a troll baiting mentally inept chromosome collector .

Picture being over the age of 6 and using a phrase like “no wonder”… Like what ?? am I supposed to be wondering about? Wondering about who likes me and who doesn’t line?? At my big age?? No i am not wondering that.

at e-friends. I don’t consider anyone on here a friend. We’re all just trying to talk things on here, but people like you get sand in your vagina over dumb shyt.

I’m not even hounding @storyteller. We said what we said and KEPT IT MOVING, which is something you should do. Put me on ignore if I bother you so much and stop derailing the thread, weirdo.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Nah, you misread my post again.


How is this praising part 2 at all? I'm saying it was corny it kicked the campy stuff up even more.

Part one only really had two campy moments for me. The computer jump scare and the ghost kids running around the house shushing at Ethan Hawke. With the ghost kids, it felt like less was more for the original. The sequel giving voices to the ghosts and showing them in even bigger roles just made it even more camp.

But to lay this out as plain as possible.
Sinister 1 - Arguably a classic, one of the all-time great scores for a horror movie. Not perfect by any means, but a damned good horror and standout from its era.

Sinister 2 - A good idea in concept, but a failure in execution and by comparison to the original. It still had some solid points to it but was mediocre. It's better than people tend to give it credit for, because people HATED this ish. But it's also not particularly good.

So you’re talking about the scary moments in the films, right? That’s where I got confused because you just brought it up once and went on without continuing to bring up the scares when mentioning part 1.

 

[storyteller]

So you’re talking about the scary moments in the films, right? That’s where I got confused because you just brought it up once and went on without continuing to bring up the scares when mentioning part 1.

Yeah, I was trying to focus on Sinister 2 but didn't really elaborate my thoughts on part 1. But basically, part one had great scares and just a couple of parts that I didn't think work. And then where I think Sinister 2 went wrong is that they took the things that didn't work in part 1 and did even more of that stuff while getting away from what worked so well.

It's like the stuff I could nitpick from Sinister 1 was front and center in Sinister 2.

 

[storyteller]

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

The Batman drops on HBO Max Manana
https://deadline.com/2022/04/the-batman-premiere-date-hbo-max-1234999900/


and why is my type font like this? This is not my regular settings-


The Batman now has a solid premiere date on HBO Max. The Warner Brothers blockbuster will launch on the streaming service on Monday, April 18, and also will air on HBO at 8 PM ET Saturday, April 23.