Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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Question - Does Nic Cage go the whole movie not saying a word?? @MartyMcFly @Jello Biafra ?? This Wally’s (Willy’s) Wonderland, Chuck E Cheese movie? Really????

What in the Friday Night fights is this?? I can’t stop looking at this either. Like I want to hit the stop button but I cannot.
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I haven’t seen it but that shyt wouldn’t surprise me. Nick is a weird weird cat. And he’s working with directors who grew up on him and love his weirdness.
 

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Question - Does Nic Cage go the whole movie not saying a word?? @MartyMcFly @Jello Biafra ?? This Wally’s (Willy’s) Wonderland, Chuck E Cheese movie? Really????

What in the Friday Night fights is this?? I can’t stop looking at this either. Like I want to hit the stop button but I cannot.
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I said earlier in the thread after I first watched Willy's Wonderland that it was like they couldn't pay Nic Cage's full fee so he agreed to do the movie but told them he wouldn't learn any lines. :mjlol:
 

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I said earlier in the thread after I first watched Willy's Wonderland that it was like they couldn't pay Nic Cage's full fee so he agreed to do the movie but told them he wouldn't learn any lines. :mjlol:
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this movie is a clusterfuk - the exact way that I would describe my week. It seems fitting that I should watch.

my daughter came in- asked me, what you watching. I told her it was a chuckie cheese movie - I wanted to see the reaction on her face when the animatronics started moving by themselves. She screamed and ran off. Left me for dolo. She’s so emotional, she grabbed her pillow pet, her blanket, hit me with it and stomped off mad, talking about that’s not the real Chuck E. Cheese, just a bundle of angry :laugh::laff:
 
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this movie is a clusterfuk - the exact way that I would describe my week. It seems fitting that I should watch.

my daughter came in- asked me, what you watching. I told her it was a chuckie cheese movie - I wanted to see the reaction on her face when the animatronics started moving by themselves. She screamed and ran off. Left me for dolo. She’s so emotional, she grabbed her pillow pet, her blanket, hit me with it and stomped off mad, talking about that’s not the real Chuck E. Cheese, just a bundle of angry :laugh::laff:
I liked Willy's Wonderland but only because of Cage. If he wasn't in it then the movie would've been a worse version of that Banana Splits horror movie.
 

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She a teacher and this boy Derrick got the :shaq: look on his face


I don't blame him :mjlit:
 

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This heffa done ate the fish out her tank :skip:

My nikka Derrick got a job cutting her lawn though :mjgrin:
 

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Yep...lake done turned her into the Lochness Monster :francis:


My boy didn't even get to hit :mjcry:
 

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I just saw the trailer for that. Might check it out tomorrow.
I didn't even recognize that the lead actress was Scout Taylor Compton from RZ's Halloween movies.

don’t expect much. Had me at the start and then lost me but I kept watching and it was something for the night. I ended up watching the whole thing. Can’t call it. Depends on your type of horror.
 

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Poll- who on this thread thought No Country for Old Men and The Devil’s Rejects were good movies?
On a scale of 1 to 4 with 4 being the best? I need to see something.
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@315 @morris @storyteller @Lootpack @Jello Biafra @Flex Grossman @Neuromancer @T.H.E.GOD @MartyMcFly @Danie84 @abominable1 @Brandeezy

Devil’s Rejects - 4
No Country for Old Men - 3

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I’ll tally up the numbers.
This looked like an odd comparison before I watched Rejects, but I guess you could classify both films as crime thrillers. I give No Country for Old Men a 4 and The Devil’s Rejects a 3. I thought the Coens did the best job out of those who have attempted adapting a McCarthy work for the big screen. Javier Bardem as Chigurh felt as otherworldly as he did in the novel.

And I’m sorry but being chased to death by Chigurh’s mushroom-shaped haircut is a far more distressing situation than whatever the hell the Firefly family did. :hubie:

The Devil’s Rejects felt like a standout grindhouse horror when I watched it. It was clear that Rob took what he learned from his directorial debut and honed his craft. Better acting, pacing, and great usage of the soundtrack. One of the best horror sequels I’ve watched.

“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fukkin' Mark Twain shyt. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.” :russ:

My only con with it is that I didn’t find it as creepy as the predecessor. I attribute that to the film’s tonal shift though and it did take place during the day for most of the duration. Regardless, Rejects still didn’t shy away from its brutality. Hoped so bad Dr. Satan would show up even if he would’ve felt extremely out of place.

It’s a shame. I actually wanted House of 1000 Corpses to be my #1 RZ flick, but it’s just too all over the place sadly. My beloved film stays giving folks headaches with them camera cuts. :to:
 
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