The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
I know I just wanted to shytstir
Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.
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My time has finally come
Hate you all.
No disrespect Flex; you’re usually cool And all that BUT, I will crush your soul if you make another RZ “joke”
Bout to be Petty Murphy in here
@Jello Biafra about to run riot in here.
Look at the contempt
Nothing like a woman scorned - you know how the saying goes huh fellas??
and a Rob Zombie release née movie might be fake news AND dudes are in here throwing “nyc” shade. Rampage is imminent
Red Screening (The Last Matinee)
Directed by: Maximiliano Contenti.
It's a soaking wet day with rain pouring down and one of the best hings to do is to go seek refuge in a great old cinema. There's only a problem: A scary murderer is on the loose and he also has taken refuge there.
Directed by: Maximiliano Contenti.
It's a soaking wet day with rain pouring down and one of the best hings to do is to go seek refuge in a great old cinema. There's only a problem: A scary murderer is on the loose and he also has taken refuge there.
As fun as it was clowning the unconfirmed announcement that will pale in comparison to the enjoyment that will come from writing a review describing just how awful the movie will undoubtedly end up being.My time has finally come
Bout to be Petty Murphy in here
Look at the contempt
Hold up- so @The axe murderer has some splaining to do.
Look at him picking sides back then, now he’s driving in like a ghost car@Jello Biafra about to run riot in here.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
I have no idea what you meanHold up- so @The axe murderer has some splaining to do.
Look at him picking sides back then, now he’s driving in like a ghost car
Let’s not deal with future non-events and ASSumptions. Let’s deal on facts- the FACT is that this movie is being made when you all had doubts and slander a few months ago. Redemption for RZ movies and me.. Yaeeeee!!!As fun as it was clowning the unconfirmed announcement that will pale in comparison to the enjoyment that will come from writing a review describing just how awful the movie will undoubtedly end up being.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
That gif ending in a crash and burn may not be the best indictment for the movieLet’s not deal with future non-events and ASSumptions. Let’s deal on facts- the FACT is that this movie is being made when you all had doubts and slander a few months ago. Redemption for RZ movies and me.. Yaeeeee!!!
They are making a movie based on Madame Delphine LaLaurie and will be filming in the actual LaLaurie Mansion in New Orleans.
Kathy Bates played LaLaurie on the Coven season of American Horror Story.
Kathy Bates played LaLaurie on the Coven season of American Horror Story.
darealvelle
Real Talk
Maybe its me but I dont feel discomfort in the dark at all. I rarely have the lights on. I just keep little night lights plug in, so I can navigate through the crib.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
darealvelle
Real Talk
Ok I’ll wait til tomorrow. But if this is not happening - I will be devastated
. I know @jello will NEVER let me live this down . And I’m not going down looking crazy . Somebody gotta die
“At the time of publishing, Universal Pictures nor Zombie have officially confirmed the film.”
No blood, violence or freaks y’all.
Need to have a word with you @darealvelle - I need somebody to blame for this fiasco
Deadline
So far he’s been quiet but the thread inhabitant scientifically known as jellous biafmaximus is known to strike when we least expect it - often weeks or in certain cases months later in the most vitriolic of ways. Those who strike first usually get the last laugh.
Deadline better have an update on this movie by now
Rob Zombie To Helm ‘The Munsters’ For Universal 1440 Entertainment
Rob Zombie To Helm ‘The Munsters’ For Universal 1440 Entertainment
Bump-
They are making a movie based on Madame Delphine LaLaurie and will be filming in the actual LaLaurie Mansion in New Orleans.
Kathy Bates played LaLaurie on the Coven season of American Horror Story.
The cast and actors are going to be on a future edition of Cursed. This is not a good idea at all. Restless spirits on that land and in that house. That’s a pass for me. The concept of a movie about slaves being tortured and experimented on are not the basis of a horror movie. I’ve actually read what happened in real life and the historical accounts. Enough is enough. That house is referred to as the “Most Evil Place in The South”
for a reason and it is not for cinematic flare.
