Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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What was the last great Family horror film?

Poltergeist, the original?

I need some help finding family horror films for a plot I would like to work on as a hobby.

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Conjuring
Conjuring 2
Insidious

Just go with those and you can't go wrong
 

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What was the last great Family horror film?

Poltergeist, the original?

I need some help finding family horror films for a plot I would like to work on as a hobby.

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Are you talking about "family friendly" horror or horror movies where families are haunted?
 

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streamed this the other day

Bad acting fukkery overload
like an 80's throwback

 

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Year: 2009

Duration: 01:39:27

Directed by: Tiwa Moeithaisong

Actors: Mai Charoenpura, Rattanaballang Tohssawat, Wiradit Srimalai, Atitaya Shindejanichakul, Pimchanok Leuwisetpaiboon, Somlek Sakdikul, Chaiyot Tushsanasuwan, Shiny Khunthong

Language: Thai (English subs)

Country: Thailand

Also known as: Cheuuat gaawn chim

Description: After the strike, the peddler of noodle finds in the car of a dead man. She cuts his flesh, mixes it with spices and sells her visitors with noodles. Sometimes she is controlled by a mysterious voice that tells her what to do. With a new secret recipe for noodles, her business is booming. And she begins to lure and kill people every day scrolling through them through the meat grinder...


is this movie good
 

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Are you talking about "family friendly" horror or horror movies where families are haunted?
Definitely not family friendly horror movies. Just a horror film that involves a family, hopefully one that doesnt involve hauntings as i dont think people can relate enough to ghosts or demons to really be scared. I think the essence of a scary movie is to get people to question/be more cautious/weary with things in their normal lives based on the movie. Like some real unnerving shyt that people think could actually happen to them. I love horror films, but a new direction is order.
 

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I'm trying to find the coli top 10 horror results thread couldn't find it by search for some reason. I want to add the list to the OP help a breh out


fukk is wrong with this site lately man.

I tried searching just to find my own posts in this thread to compile all my review scores for the OP and it says I only have like 5 posts.
 

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I'm updating the OP in the thread with lists and key posts and compiling review scores.

If anybody wants/recommends something to be added lemme know
 

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Someone made a thread about Super Bad
Think about this if you wanna feel old
FINAL DESTINATION came out 2000
THE FINAL DESTINATION came out 09

ITS 2016 MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!:damn:
 

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Definitely not family friendly horror movies. Just a horror film that involves a family, hopefully one that doesnt involve hauntings as i dont think people can relate enough to ghosts or demons to really be scared. I think the essence of a scary movie is to get people to question/be more cautious/weary with things in their normal lives based on the movie. Like some real unnerving shyt that people think could actually happen to them. I love horror films, but a new direction is order.
Check out The Witch if you can deal with a slow burn film breh. The family dynamic is central to the plot.
 

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Check out The Witch if you can deal with a slow burn film breh. The family dynamic is central to the plot.
I watched that movie recently with my gf (who gets nightmares easily and doesn't like scary movies because of that). I couldn't be more disappointed in a movie with "great" reviews. A co-worker told me that a scary movie's rating is in-proportional to how good it actually is. And after watching the Regression film with Ethan Hawke, the cac from training day, my co-worker may be onto something. Regression got a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes, but that movie had me focused.
 
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