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1. The top of the rankings goes to the last undefeated team left. Al Capone's Team squeaked out a narrow victory over Its_A_Process by a score of 111.25 - 108.36. Victor Cruz salsa danced as he led Al Capone's Team in points with 16.35 and Cutler threw in another 11.20 points and Levy had 15 on defense. Now Al Capone is gonna be a fighting champ as he stands on top of the mountain, and next up is the match of the week as it pits #1 vs #2 with Smooth Operators.

2. Jumping up this week is the Smooth Operators. Smooth is a damn machine, Putting up 169 like a BOSS on Who's Nice's Team behind the efforts of Antonio Brown with 26.67, Crabtree with 20.20, and Jennings with 14.80. He had 10 people in double figures as even most of his defensive players had double figures.. Next up it Al Capone and it's gonna be a battle for top of next week's power rankings.

3. Mafioso moved up one spot this week because people ahead of him went down. Normally you don't get rewarded in my power rankings for beating a dead team.. but fukk it.. you damn near didn't have to play anyone after Thursday Night when Matt Ryan and Julio combined for 53 points!!! Also chipping in was Greg Olsen with 14.45 and Kam Chancellor with 19.50. You got another easy win this week.. so tell your guys not to pull anything going to hard.. pause..

4. That's My Quarterback had a small fall this week falling from 2 to 4 in the rankings after a narrow beat by the hands of Mctwerk 116.52 - 112.74. With 2 people in double figures and one of them being a defensive player is never a good sign.. Brees was your only other player in double figures as he put up 15.76. Next up is King James who also just lost while being undefeated... Just like you did.. so it'll be interesting to see how both teams bounce back from this loss.

5. I moved up one spot this week for taking down the number one seed from last week. With efforts from Sanders 18.67, Benard 15.70, and GRONK 11.20 I was able to squeak out a 3 point win over King James 112.62 - 109.55. Next up for me is Fwithme.. . I already won this week.

6. Falling from Grace this week is King James. Last week's number one team just fell a little bit short on Monday Night Football as Bennett could've got you that W with just a couple more points. Led by Foles 27.10, Bennett 19.70, and Calvin's 11.10 performances, it just wasn't enough this week. Next up is a matchup against That's My Quarterback in what could prove to be an interesting matchup.

7. Moving up this week 1 spot is McTwerk who took down That's My Quarterback. With 2 people in double figures this week Luck had 32.15, and Jeffery had 13.90 it was just enough to get that victory 116.52 - 112.74 over one of the top teams. Next up is Its_A_Process, and well I don't like to root for you... so I won't.. Go PROCESS!

8. Its_A_Process lost again this week in a squeaker to Al Capone's Team. Leading the way for Process was Peyton with 19, Reggie Bush with 16.95, and Dez Bryant with 16.45. It might have helped you win if you didn't have 3 defensive players who were ruled out in your lineup... but what do I know... I just win leagues! Next up is McTwerk.. I don't find myself rooting for McTwerk very often.. and I don't here as well.. :pacspit:

9. It's like Deja Vu because Who's Nice's Team is in 9th in the rankings yet again. Smooth beat you worse than Ray Rice beats his wife. Smooth won this matchup by over 100 points... The whole leaving Roddy White and Vernon Davis in your lineup didn't help.. Also Stafford giving you negative points didn't help either. Next up is Mafioso who is going to have back to back easy victories as he's not gonna be nice to you this week.

10. Again, rounding out the bottom of the barrel this week is Fwithme who got his a$$hole ripped out by Mafioso by a score of 157.67 - 73.07. You're loyal to Adrian as you had him in your lineup even though he is deactivated for a second straight week... I only hope Adrian is whipping your ass right now... Next up is me, so it's a pretty fukking easy win as you're projected to put up 25 points next week... Projection.. Next week you're lower than 10th!
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The_Unchosen_One said:
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1. The top of the rankings goes to the last undefeated team left. Al Capone's Team squeaked out a narrow victory over Its_A_Process by a score of 111.25 - 108.36. Victor Cruz salsa danced as he led Al Capone's Team in points with 16.35 and Cutler threw in another 11.20 points and Levy had 15 on defense. Now Al Capone is gonna be a fighting champ as he stands on top of the mountain, and next up is the match of the week as it pits #1 vs #2 with Smooth Operators.

2. Jumping up this week is the Smooth Operators. Smooth is a damn machine, Putting up 169 like a BOSS on Who's Nice's Team behind the efforts of Antonio Brown with 26.67, Crabtree with 20.20, and Jennings with 14.80. He had 10 people in double figures as even most of his defensive players had double figures.. Next up it Al Capone and it's gonna be a battle for top of next week's power rankings.

3. Mafioso moved up one spot this week because people ahead of him went down. Normally you don't get rewarded in my power rankings for beating a dead team.. but fukk it.. you damn near didn't have to play anyone after Thursday Night when Matt Ryan and Julio combined for 53 points!!! Also chipping in was Greg Olsen with 14.45 and Kam Chancellor with 19.50. You got another easy win this week.. so tell your guys not to pull anything going to hard.. pause..

4. That's My Quarterback had a small fall this week falling from 2 to 4 in the rankings after a narrow beat by the hands of Mctwerk 116.52 - 112.74. With 2 people in double figures and one of them being a defensive player is never a good sign.. Brees was your only other player in double figures as he put up 15.76. Next up is King James who also just lost while being undefeated... Just like you did.. so it'll be interesting to see how both teams bounce back from this loss.

5. I moved up one spot this week for taking down the number one seed from last week. With efforts from Sanders 18.67, Benard 15.70, and GRONK 11.20 I was able to squeak out a 3 point win over King James 112.62 - 109.55. Next up for me is Fwithme.. . I already won this week.

6. Falling from Grace this week is King James. Last week's number one team just fell a little bit short on Monday Night Football as Bennett could've got you that W with just a couple more points. Led by Foles 27.10, Bennett 19.70, and Calvin's 11.10 performances, it just wasn't enough this week. Next up is a matchup against That's My Quarterback in what could prove to be an interesting matchup.

7. Moving up this week 1 spot is McTwerk who took down That's My Quarterback. With 2 people in double figures this week Luck had 32.15, and Jeffery had 13.90 it was just enough to get that victory 116.52 - 112.74 over one of the top teams. Next up is Its_A_Process, and well I don't like to root for you... so I won't.. Go PROCESS!

8. Its_A_Process lost again this week in a squeaker to Al Capone's Team. Leading the way for Process was Peyton with 19, Reggie Bush with 16.95, and Dez Bryant with 16.45. It might have helped you win if you didn't have 3 defensive players who were ruled out in your lineup... but what do I know... I just win leagues! Next up is McTwerk.. I don't find myself rooting for McTwerk very often.. and I don't here as well.. :pacspit:

9. It's like Deja Vu because Who's Nice's Team is in 9th in the rankings yet again. Smooth beat you worse than Ray Rice beats his wife. Smooth won this matchup by over 100 points... The whole leaving Roddy White and Vernon Davis in your lineup didn't help.. Also Stafford giving you negative points didn't help either. Next up is Mafioso who is going to have back to back easy victories as he's not gonna be nice to you this week.

10. Again, rounding out the bottom of the barrel this week is Fwithme who got his a$$hole ripped out by Mafioso by a score of 157.67 - 73.07. You're loyal to Adrian as you had him in your lineup even though he is deactivated for a second straight week... I only hope Adrian is whipping your ass right now... Next up is me, so it's a pretty fukking easy win as you're projected to put up 25 points next week... Projection.. Next week you're lower than 10th!
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Tuesday Evening QB


Week 4 is in the books and we still have one undefeated team left in the league.


1. Al Capone's Team - Al Capone continues to gun down the competition as he put up 176.48 on Smooth who had the second highest point total of the week with 150.45. Al Capone was led by Jordy Nelson with 27.40, JIMMY with 21.30, and Cutler with 12.57 and just had an overall monster week. When you come at Al Capone you best come correct! Now let's see if he can repeat next week by beating Mafioso in what I am seeing as the MATCH OF THE WEEK!


2. Mafioso Affiliated - Mafioso had a good week this week as he put up 149.96 against Who's Nice's Team. The combo of Matty Ice and Julio had 29.16 points, Hilton had 11.50, Levon Bell had 11.45, and a lot of points from defense this week helped Mafioso take down Who's Nice. Next up this week is Al Capone.. Good luck breh... he just put up 176 and is undefeated for a reason!


3. Thats My Quarterback - Bouncing back from a loss last week is Thats My Quarterback. This week he took down King James by 58 points! Led by efforts from Cobb with 24.65, Brees with 18.10, Walker and Hopkins each had 15.20, and Forte with 14.55. This was a well rounded attack that took down King James. Next up is fwithme, so you have a bye this week. We'll talk about the highlights next week.


4. Eli Can't Throw - I had a pretty shytty week and didn't deserve to win putting up 79 points... but I did win, so suck it! Pretty much the only person who showed up was Rivers who had 24.54.. which was .3 points less than Fwithme's whole team put together. Next up I have Who's Nice... I don't expect to lose but it's been a shytty week for me in all of my leagues so who the hell knows?


5. Smooth Operators - Smooth put up the second most points in the league this week but ran into a war with Al Capone with only his fists.. Only problem is Al Capone was bringing the heat! Smooth got 25.89 from Antonio Brown and 20.75 from Murray as well as some nice days from his IDP's but it just wasn't enough this week. Next up for Smooth is Its_A_Process who appears to have given up already.


6. McTwerk - It was a good week for you this week... this makes me sad. Led by Luck with 32.31, Charles with 26.40, and Jeffery with 11.55 you pretty much demolished Process as he tried out a new strategy of playing people on their bye weeks... BRILLIANT! Next up is King James in what is predicted to decided by 1 point... could be a close matchup this week.


7. King James - From first place two weeks ago in the rankings to seventh this week. Back to Back losses are a bytch! Nick Foles had a horrible game giving you negative points, Calvin only putting up 2 points and McCoy having less than 1 point is devastating for any roster. Mike Evans was productive before he got hurt, and Bennett was productive as well. Next up is McTwerk, and early predictions have it being very close so it's gonna be a matchup to watch.


8. Its_A_Process - The process doesn't seem to be working, plain and simply! McTwerk came into your kitchen, opened up your fridge, took your $30 Rib Eye that you were saving for that special occasion and threw it on the ground as he proceeded to thrash the hell out of your team as he won by 53 points. Peyton and AJ Green being on byes didn't help your chances as you made no efforts to fill your lineup. I guess your next process will be finding a new Fantasy League to suck in next year!


9. Who's Nice - Who's Nice put up a fight this week behind the efforts of Stafford's 20.26, Gore's 15.70, and Allen's 16.75. But it just wasn't enough to hold off Mafioso and getting that first win of the season. Next up is me... And motherfukker... I ain't nice!


20375454. Fwithme - You suck.. you put up 24 points in a fantasy week... I leave more talent in the toilet each morning than what you had on your roster.
 
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The_Unchosen_One said:
2. Mafioso Affiliated - Mafioso had a good week this week as he put up 149.96 against Who's Nice's Team. The combo of Matty Ice and Julio had 29.16 points, Hilton had 11.50, Levon Bell had 11.45, and a lot of points from defense this week helped Mafioso take down Who's Nice. Next up this week is Al Capone.. Good luck breh... he just put up 176 and is undefeated for a reason!
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