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The_Unchosen_One said:
Sorry been busy with work.. Here is the Power Rankings for Week 1

Thursday Afternoon Quarterback


1. Mafioso Affiliated

Mafioso put a hurting on McTwerk this week as he put up 170.11 points led behind Matty Ice, Le'von Bell, and Greg Olson. He has a tough matchup this week against King James for what could be the game of the week.

2. It_A_Process

It wasn't much of a process needed this week as Peyton, AJ Green, and Pitta led the way to a comfortable 56 point win against who's nice. Next up is a matchup against That's My Quarterback in what could be a high scoring affair.

3. King James

King James pulled out a close win against The Smooth Operators behind the big game from Calvin Johnson Jr. Megatron, Bennett, Monte, and McCoy helped to put up 142.59 this week and the next matchup for King James is against Mafioso Affiliated in what looks like could be a game of the week candidate.

4. Thats My Quarterback

That's My Quarterback barely squeaked out a win against yours truly but a win is a win so congrats on yours this week. Led by Forte, Cobb, Brees, and Terrance Williams he was able to overcome the negative points that Bernard Pierce left for him. Next up is Its_A_Process in what could be a very high scoring affair as they have the matchup of Brees vs Peyton.

5. Al Capone's Team

Al Capone put up 115.47 on Fwithme this week and was able to win by 25. Through the efforts of Culter, Jordy, and JIMMY, he was able to withstand the 1.8 points that Doug Martin gave him as well as the 3.05 points from Randle who really doesn't have a QB to get him the ball. Next up is a matchup against who's nice's team and has a shot to be 2-0 after this week.

6. The Smooth Operators

Smooth was on the wrong end of the stick this week as he got found out that Megatron isn't playing around. Smooth had 134.84 points behind the efforts of Antonio Brown, Demarco Murray, and Rashad Jennings but wasn't enough as King James had Calvin put up 27.2 on Monday Night Football on the Giants for the 8 point win. Smooth looks to have an easy matchup this week as he's projected to win by 50.. but watch out for them trap games Smooth!

7. Stannis McTwerk

McTwerk couldn't catch a break this week as he put up 119.13 points but still lost by 50. Led by Luck, Patterson, and Vereen he has a solid team in place as he looks to rebound against... oh shyt.. against me.. fukk.. I hope you lose :russ:

8. Eli cant throw

I had a squeaker of a matchup losing by 5 points this week to That's My Quarterback. I had a shytty game from Rodgers who found out that the LEGION OF BOOM wasn't a joke as Rodgers put up 3.78 points. The rest of my team showed up mostly except my IDP's so I should be ok barring a major injury. Next matchup is against McTwerk who will be my bytch by the end of Monday... hopefully!!

9. Who's nice's team

Well Its_A_Process wasn't very nice to who's nice's team this week as who's nice lost by 56 but not without a brilliant effort from Stafford and Vernon Davis who had big games, however Zac Stacy had a dud game with only 3.55 points. Next up this week is Al Capone's Team... Who's Nice needs some big games this week if they wanna pull off the upset.

10. Fwithmeyouknowigotit

With 90 Points this week Fwithme brings up the bottom of the pack. With big games from Orange Julius, Lynch, and Russell Wilson he just couldn't get much else going as Fitz and Gerhart combined for under 7 points. Next up this week is the smooth operators.. and by the look of the projections... it's not gonna be pretty folks.
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The_Unchosen_One said:
Sorry been busy with work.. Here is the Power Rankings for Week 1

Thursday Afternoon Quarterback


1. Mafioso Affiliated

Mafioso put a hurting on McTwerk this week as he put up 170.11 points led behind Matty Ice, Le'von Bell, and Greg Olson. He has a tough matchup this week against King James for what could be the game of the week.

2. It_A_Process

It wasn't much of a process needed this week as Peyton, AJ Green, and Pitta led the way to a comfortable 56 point win against who's nice. Next up is a matchup against That's My Quarterback in what could be a high scoring affair.

3. King James

King James pulled out a close win against The Smooth Operators behind the big game from Calvin Johnson Jr. Megatron, Bennett, Monte, and McCoy helped to put up 142.59 this week and the next matchup for King James is against Mafioso Affiliated in what looks like could be a game of the week candidate.

4. Thats My Quarterback

That's My Quarterback barely squeaked out a win against yours truly but a win is a win so congrats on yours this week. Led by Forte, Cobb, Brees, and Terrance Williams he was able to overcome the negative points that Bernard Pierce left for him. Next up is Its_A_Process in what could be a very high scoring affair as they have the matchup of Brees vs Peyton.

5. Al Capone's Team

Al Capone put up 115.47 on Fwithme this week and was able to win by 25. Through the efforts of Culter, Jordy, and JIMMY, he was able to withstand the 1.8 points that Doug Martin gave him as well as the 3.05 points from Randle who really doesn't have a QB to get him the ball. Next up is a matchup against who's nice's team and has a shot to be 2-0 after this week.

6. The Smooth Operators

Smooth was on the wrong end of the stick this week as he got found out that Megatron isn't playing around. Smooth had 134.84 points behind the efforts of Antonio Brown, Demarco Murray, and Rashad Jennings but wasn't enough as King James had Calvin put up 27.2 on Monday Night Football on the Giants for the 8 point win. Smooth looks to have an easy matchup this week as he's projected to win by 50.. but watch out for them trap games Smooth!

7. Stannis McTwerk

McTwerk couldn't catch a break this week as he put up 119.13 points but still lost by 50. Led by Luck, Patterson, and Vereen he has a solid team in place as he looks to rebound against... oh shyt.. against me.. fukk.. I hope you lose :russ:

8. Eli cant throw

I had a squeaker of a matchup losing by 5 points this week to That's My Quarterback. I had a shytty game from Rodgers who found out that the LEGION OF BOOM wasn't a joke as Rodgers put up 3.78 points. The rest of my team showed up mostly except my IDP's so I should be ok barring a major injury. Next matchup is against McTwerk who will be my bytch by the end of Monday... hopefully!!

9. Who's nice's team

Well Its_A_Process wasn't very nice to who's nice's team this week as who's nice lost by 56 but not without a brilliant effort from Stafford and Vernon Davis who had big games, however Zac Stacy had a dud game with only 3.55 points. Next up this week is Al Capone's Team... Who's Nice needs some big games this week if they wanna pull off the upset.

10. Fwithmeyouknowigotit

With 90 Points this week Fwithme brings up the bottom of the pack. With big games from Orange Julius, Lynch, and Russell Wilson he just couldn't get much else going as Fitz and Gerhart combined for under 7 points. Next up this week is the smooth operators.. and by the look of the projections... it's not gonna be pretty folks.
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Tuesday Morning Quarterback is waiting for the game tonight... since I need to see how a couple of things finish up

Already got the last 2 spots wrote up :ufdup:
 
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McTwerk said:
:russ: Just seeing this shyt! Lost in my money league too, up 30 going into Monday and Megatron dropped a 32 on me for a 2 point lose. SMH

I am all about vengence this week breh, so watch out, cause the buzz saw is coming :ufdup:
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I'm still waiting on this "buzzsaw" to teach me a lesson

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Monday Night/Tuesday Morning Quarterback

This week was one filled with Injuries and some lopsided victories.

1. King James takes the top spot this week away from Mafioso with an exciting finish to win by 2 points thanks to McCoy who gave him 15 this week. Others that chipped in include Foles with 13.72, Bennett with 14.85, and Calvin with 10. Danny Amendola didn't register a catch this week and gave him the goose egg and Lacy only had 5 points as well and next week figures to be another close matchup against yours truly.. Can we same Game of the Week Candidate?

2. Moving up to two this week is That's My Quarterback. It's_A_Process decided to brag about an early lead and activated the Coli Jinx so it was like That's My Quarterback had 40 people going this week instead of the normal 14 as he put a beatdown on It's_A_Process by 56 points. Walker and Cobb both had over 20 and ended up with 7 people in double figures. Next up for That's My Quarterback is McTwerk.. in what looks to be another Game of the week Candidate.

3. The last of the unbeatens is Al Capone's Team who wasn't very nice to Who's Nice's Team this week since he decided to beat down Who's Nice by 92 motherfukking points... WITHOUT RG3!!! Jordy Nelson dropped 30 points... but didn't drop anything on the field with his 209 receiving yards! JIMMY had 27.90 points, Alfred Morris had 16.25 and Randle had 11.95 to lead the way for Al Capone's Team. Next week it's a matchup against It's_A_Process and early predictions have him labeled as the underdog in the matchup. Luckily weeks aren't won on Tuesday predictions!

4. Moving down this week from the top spot is Mafioso who got took down by King James by 2 points. Matt Ryan's 4 point performance or Blair Walsh's 0 could have anyone screaming their names just like
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Led by Julio Jones with 17.4 and Arian Foster with 15.5 as well as Mike Wallace with 13.8 points. This was a week that saw Chris Johnson get 2 points and Greg Olsen only had 9 points as well. Next up for Mafioso is an easy win in Fwithme. Congrats breh... you won this week already!

5. Moving up a spot from last week is The Smooth Operators who I put into this spot over myself because of style points beating a dead horse by 68 points this week. Crabtree is glad to have Richard Sherman away from him as he put up 17.1 points as well as Edelman with 16.16, and Demarco Murray with 14.65 points. Kaepernick only had 2 points as he threw 3 picks on Sunday Night Football but again... when you are beating a dead horse you can afford to have an off game from one of your stars. Next up is Who's Nice's Team and the question is... will anyone be nice to Who's Nice?

6. I get the 6 spot this week as I moved up two spots. I beat McTwerk as I predicted and got a much better performance from Rodgers this week as he put up 24.32 points, Chandler Jones from the Patriots blocked a FG and took it to the house and ended up with 21 points, Bernard had 19.45 points, and Emmanuel Sanders chipped in with 13.3 points. I had Brandon Marshall's 25 points on the bench since he was 75% not going to play... (Thanks ESPN and ROTOWORLD for that reliable information!) Next up for me this week is King James who just took over first place... Currently predicted to be decided by less than 1 point... But it's not going to be an easy week for yours truly.

7. It's a long drop for It's_A_Process as he drops from two to seven as he really shyt the bed this week. Despite getting 21 point performances from Dez and Peyton... that was pretty much it as AJ Green was injured and put up a 0 as well as Eric Berry putting up 0 points. Next week is a matchup against Al Capone's team and while he is the favorite over Al Capone's Team at the moment he had better hope AJ comes back this week, otherwise it'll be another long weekend full of disappointment.

8. Moving down to the cellar where he belongs is McTwerk. He promised a "buzzsaw" was coming for vengeance but the "buzzsaw" was out of gas. Led by Luck with 20.44 points, Thomas with 14.1, and Karlos Dansby with 14 points, he only had 4 people in double figures. Can't win many matchups when that happens... unless you're playing the two people under you. Next week for McTwerk has That's My Quarterback and it won't be an easy task seeing how That's My Quarterback looks like he is in midseason form already.

9. This spot seems to belong to Who's Nice's Team... because nobody is being nice to you. I said last week that you needed some big games to pull off the upset... You didn't get em. With Frank Gore leading your team with 11.75 points... you were really no match for the combo of Jordy Nelson and JIMMY... who almost outscored your entire team when you combine both their fantasy points together.

10. Back in this spot again is Fwithme... Apparently everyone is gonna Fwithyou and get away with it. That strategy of starting Adrian Peterson after he was announced to be deactivated didn't seem to work out in your favor.. idiot! My prediction for next week is that you lose to Mafioso... Good thing I'll never be wrong on predicting your losses.. And anyone that loses to this bum... if you lose, you should quit life altogether.


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1. The top of the rankings goes to the last undefeated team left. Al Capone's Team squeaked out a narrow victory over Its_A_Process by a score of 111.25 - 108.36. Victor Cruz salsa danced as he led Al Capone's Team in points with 16.35 and Cutler threw in another 11.20 points and Levy had 15 on defense. Now Al Capone is gonna be a fighting champ as he stands on top of the mountain, and next up is the match of the week as it pits #1 vs #2 with Smooth Operators.

2. Jumping up this week is the Smooth Operators. Smooth is a damn machine, Putting up 169 like a BOSS on Who's Nice's Team behind the efforts of Antonio Brown with 26.67, Crabtree with 20.20, and Jennings with 14.80. He had 10 people in double figures as even most of his defensive players had double figures.. Next up it Al Capone and it's gonna be a battle for top of next week's power rankings.

3. Mafioso moved up one spot this week because people ahead of him went down. Normally you don't get rewarded in my power rankings for beating a dead team.. but fukk it.. you damn near didn't have to play anyone after Thursday Night when Matt Ryan and Julio combined for 53 points!!! Also chipping in was Greg Olsen with 14.45 and Kam Chancellor with 19.50. You got another easy win this week.. so tell your guys not to pull anything going to hard.. pause..

4. That's My Quarterback had a small fall this week falling from 2 to 4 in the rankings after a narrow beat by the hands of Mctwerk 116.52 - 112.74. With 2 people in double figures and one of them being a defensive player is never a good sign.. Brees was your only other player in double figures as he put up 15.76. Next up is King James who also just lost while being undefeated... Just like you did.. so it'll be interesting to see how both teams bounce back from this loss.

5. I moved up one spot this week for taking down the number one seed from last week. With efforts from Sanders 18.67, Benard 15.70, and GRONK 11.20 I was able to squeak out a 3 point win over King James 112.62 - 109.55. Next up for me is Fwithme.. . I already won this week.

6. Falling from Grace this week is King James. Last week's number one team just fell a little bit short on Monday Night Football as Bennett could've got you that W with just a couple more points. Led by Foles 27.10, Bennett 19.70, and Calvin's 11.10 performances, it just wasn't enough this week. Next up is a matchup against That's My Quarterback in what could prove to be an interesting matchup.

7. Moving up this week 1 spot is McTwerk who took down That's My Quarterback. With 2 people in double figures this week Luck had 32.15, and Jeffery had 13.90 it was just enough to get that victory 116.52 - 112.74 over one of the top teams. Next up is Its_A_Process, and well I don't like to root for you... so I won't.. Go PROCESS!

8. Its_A_Process lost again this week in a squeaker to Al Capone's Team. Leading the way for Process was Peyton with 19, Reggie Bush with 16.95, and Dez Bryant with 16.45. It might have helped you win if you didn't have 3 defensive players who were ruled out in your lineup... but what do I know... I just win leagues! Next up is McTwerk.. I don't find myself rooting for McTwerk very often.. and I don't here as well.. :pacspit:

9. It's like Deja Vu because Who's Nice's Team is in 9th in the rankings yet again. Smooth beat you worse than Ray Rice beats his wife. Smooth won this matchup by over 100 points... The whole leaving Roddy White and Vernon Davis in your lineup didn't help.. Also Stafford giving you negative points didn't help either. Next up is Mafioso who is going to have back to back easy victories as he's not gonna be nice to you this week.

10. Again, rounding out the bottom of the barrel this week is Fwithme who got his a$$hole ripped out by Mafioso by a score of 157.67 - 73.07. You're loyal to Adrian as you had him in your lineup even though he is deactivated for a second straight week... I only hope Adrian is whipping your ass right now... Next up is me, so it's a pretty fukking easy win as you're projected to put up 25 points next week... Projection.. Next week you're lower than 10th!
 
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