Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Ardamus]

Always wanted to see the following match ups..

Calicoe vs Dizaster
JC vs The Saurus
Ill Will vs Pat Stay
Gjonaj vs B Dot
Qleen vs Illmac

Also want to see Diz vs Lux. I think Diz would wash him. JC vs Diz would be cool too..

sounds like a URL vs KOTD card somewhat with some of these guys battling on both for extended times. not mad at it.

cal vs diz I like only if cal give him the pat stay treatment. Diz needs that In his life. The rest of the battles you talking is ass

Cal vs Diz would be cool but it can’t be in either Detroit or L.A. need it in a space where they both can have a mutual ground.

I’m cool on Diz. The only battle out there that slightly interests would be Diz vs Real Sikh. That’s the type of battle that would probably bring out the best in him.

Outside of a couple of exceptions, Diz doesn’t seem to do good against url style rappers. Cassidy, Roc, Rex, Jones, Cortez, etc awful performances from Diz

yep Diz dropped the ball on those bigger battles he had. But he will do good against Soul Khan after he changed up, and shut down a hyped up Gjonaj. Plus have a good back and forth with Danny Myers and O’fficial.

but yeah that Real Sikh battle would be a good match up for him. I still think Diz and Charron, if hasn’t happened, it needs to happen.

 

[Finn Baller]

Brizz like the CM Punk of battle rap, took his ball and went home and now just spends his time being bitter and critiquing shyt from the sidelines.

I guess that means he'll be back in All Elite Battling in 2026

 

[Reptile]

Looney Divine vs Myserse who looks better

Looney all day for me Id tear her ass UPPAH!!!!

 

[Pop123]

Looney Divine vs Myserse who looks better

Looney all day for me Id tear her ass UPPAH!!!!

Bro...look at these 2 pictures. WTF is wrong with you? Lol. Myverse is a cute ass chick naturally...this other white chick just looks like a regular degular ass white chick, I see 5 of them in Big Y with yoga pants on damn near every night after work when I go buy some shyt.

 

[noodles]

Is that a comparison? Lol

 

[noodles]

Talk to that bar thief Gwitty!

 

[MJ Truth]

Always wanted to see the following match ups..

Calicoe vs Dizaster
JC vs The Saurus
Ill Will vs Pat Stay
Gjonaj vs B Dot
Qleen vs Illmac

Also want to see Diz vs Lux. I think Diz would wash him. JC vs Diz would be cool too..

Hold up. You think Dizaster washes Lux?

And why are these all mixed battles?

 

[theflyest]

Looney Divine vs Myserse who looks better

Looney all day for me Id tear her ass UPPAH!!!!

we need to see recent pics of Looney to fairly judge. This pic is old as hell. What does she look like in 2021?

 

[Reptile]

Man Looney hiding I cant find any pics from her post 2014. bytch mustve had a few kids and is a fulltime mom now. Ive been scouring the webs for some pics...

 

[Reptile]

Hold up. You think Dizaster washes Lux?

And why are these all mixed battles?

Diz can beat anybody. He can also lose to anybody. I think he would more than likely show up for Lux.

 

[oO J Smooth Oo]

"Learned how to shoot a gun, when i had to shoot a gun"

This bar hit harder than expected.
#thetalkdifferent

he is just nice plain and simple

 

[Ardamus]

Man Looney hiding I cant find any pics from her post 2014. bytch mustve had a few kids and is a fulltime mom now. Ive been scouring the webs for some pics...

not many recent pics but I found these
Edit: dammit guess I can’t post em ah well

 

[EA]

Is it a crazy take to have Cal 2-1 over Surf with Surf taking the third? I’ve just watched this on the app for the second time and Cal clearly won the first two rounds to me

 

[RAW_SPK]

Is it a crazy take to have Cal 2-1 over Surf with Surf taking the third? I’ve just watched this on the app for the second time and Cal clearly won the first two rounds to me

Nope. Its closer the more you watch it. The first two rounds were close to me. Cal had a lot of sleeper shyt that was hitting.

 

[RAW_SPK]