Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[ReasonableMatic]

I watched Mike P rewatching Lux and Calicoe, and like he said, I don't see how on earth anyone can think Cal won that second. Not only did he stumble 4 times, Lux had a CRAZY round. That battle isn't close.

Not only did Cal stumble 4 times in that 2nd

Lux was SURGICAL in that 2nd, breaking Cal’s whole come up down to increments.

I’ma gon put that pressure on it all night, and keep applyin
You people buyin we equal sided
This would seem a devised scheme disguised as a match
That’s what happen when Smack don’t screen the clients

Translation: "you NOT my equal"

And Beasley you lyin, these kids paid for a bout on the big stage
And you gave em a rib cage to feed sheep to lion
Why wake the sleeping giant?
With a need for diet, a mean for green divided
A rap league of tyrants and a child bein defiant,
oh, I’m in battle mode
This shyt preferably, as your prior professor the precise compilated correct methods of Math, nikka
This is how you kill-k-k-kill-kill, Calicoe

Lux addressing how Calicoe fukked around and made his appointment with death
How he's above Calicoe and a direct reference to Math and Calicoe.
A slick shot back at Math referencing his “Kill Calicoe” diss while basically sayin “THIS is how you kill that nikka”


You know I’ve learned the science of rockets, as my thought process at meek
You’re a hobby at peak, I’m like the league doctor’s doctrine
You’re adopted, incompetent, weak
I’m about to pull every compliment out of confident weak
I can see you, boppin the beat box on repeat
“Yo this fukk nikka Lux, nikka not in my league, he got to be seen”
Well what you mean, nikka, optical reach?
I’m too much of an optimum leap
Ever since Hoffa, you think you can swap with elites
What you nikkas got to compete, not to retreat
Get beat till you drop to your feet when you in the opposite seat

Calicoe was the one calling out Lux.
NOT the other way around, so he adressed Cal’s whole demeanor and mindset goin into the battle.
Calicoe beat Math and that URL push was his come up to get the Lux battle.
Let’s not even get deeper into the fact GE BODIED Cal so bad after being booked for the Lux battle, URL purposely HID the footage to make sure Cal still looked “worthy”
It’s FUKK NORBES for blackballing GE for speaking out about that and never releasing it

They don’t know who they with
Y’all didn’t think it exists, I think y’all thought maybe I was a myth
That waited in the abyss and came up out of the mists
But I get to aimin and I don’t miss, I’m bout to put it all in your Catcher’s Mitt
Dyin in this ring is a sure thing and you’re the definite (death in it)

Lux addressing his absence while boasting about the inevitable outcome of the battle

Can you see the difference between metaphors and real raps?
How a nikka with metaphors can REALLY rap?
Your slogan? That shyt a propped-up scheme for the skill you LACK
Now I get it, why you did it; personal shyt, why you diggin
But if you find any skeletons in my closet, nikka
Well, that should tell you how long it had bodies in it

Lux flippin Calicoe's slogan and made it a haymaker.
A haymaker rooted in FACTS, Cal was not that skilled rap nikka - he came up off of real raps.

This is just a FRACTION of Lux’s 2nd vs Calicoe, we witnessed a surgeon at work
Cal was spazzin that battle and still ended up in a closed casket
GOAT

 

[Diyhai]

“Harlem hospital giving beds out” was better than every line Cal spit that night combined, which is crazier when you realize that was one of Cal’s best performances.

Smh

 

[dennis roadman]

In your previous battles, you glide and cruise
This one, NOT as smooth
I believe you to be an amazin' writer
But the facades that come with it? I'm not in tune
Your fans actually think you J.C., you got them fooled
I KNEW you wasn't J.C. when they gave your body to the “Cave”
And somehow, you just couldn't get “Roc” to move
I'm ON to you!!
Since you been back, you been killin' bruh
And yet and still, they haven't given you ONE veteran, the shyt is sus
You had Chef Trez, Chess, Rum Nitty
They even flew you out to Cali for some bigger bucks
And now you right back here in this small room
Well nikka shucks, Is you sick or what?
You think you gon' come here and mix with us?
Then get the-- give it up!
You see what I'm holdin' on my waist?
I'll wet up every dry spot you been controllin' with your pace
Always chasin' Lux…
Well now you run in sumn Loaded in ya FACE!!
Too many bodies on the weaponry
My honesty gon' be the death of me
Glock dirty, even tell you it's unclean before you touch it: leprosy
Not an arm neglected
I scattered out the throwaways, then got 'em all collected
In a box that I keep those in (dozin'): narcoleptic
Had the double-barrel shotgun, sawed the weapon
Stomach shot!! That’s for anybody small and testin' (small intestine)

- Twork’s 2nd vs JC

Jesus Christ

 

[T-K-G]

Then get the-- give it up!

This always killed me

 

[JuvenileHell]

“Harlem hospital giving beds out” was better than every line Cal spit that night combined, which is crazier when you realize that was one of Cal’s best performances.

yep I enjoyed Cal in that battle too

That's the crazy thing. Cal was amazing that battle, it's just that all the planets aligned for Lux. THis is my fave kind of bodybags, one where the opponent was A-1 but the other battler was just on another level. Feels like some Dragon Ball Z shyt

 

[oO J Smooth Oo]

Not only did Cal stumble 4 times in that 2nd

Lux was SURGICAL in that 2nd, breaking Cal’s whole come up down to increments.

I’ma gon put that pressure on it all night, and keep applyin
You people buyin we equal sided
This would seem a devised scheme disguised as a match
That’s what happen when Smack don’t screen the clients

Translation: "you NOT my equal"

And Beasley you lyin, these kids paid for a bout on the big stage
And you gave em a rib cage to feed sheep to lion
Why wake the sleeping giant?
With a need for diet, a mean for green divided
A rap league of tyrants and a child bein defiant,
oh, I’m in battle mode
This shyt preferably, as your prior professor the precise compilated correct methods of Math, nikka
This is how you kill-k-k-kill-kill, Calicoe

Lux addressing how Calicoe fukked around and made his appointment with death
How he's above Calicoe and a direct reference to Math and Calicoe.
A slick shot back at Math referencing his “Kill Calicoe” diss while basically sayin “THIS is how you kill that nikka”


You know I’ve learned the science of rockets, as my thought process at meek
You’re a hobby at peak, I’m like the league doctor’s doctrine
You’re adopted, incompetent, weak
I’m about to pull every compliment out of confident weak
I can see you, boppin the beat box on repeat
“Yo this fukk nikka Lux, nikka not in my league, he got to be seen”
Well what you mean, nikka, optical reach?
I’m too much of an optimum leap
Ever since Hoffa, you think you can swap with elites
What you nikkas got to compete, not to retreat
Get beat till you drop to your feet when you in the opposite seat

Calicoe was the one calling out Lux.
NOT the other way around, so he adressed Cal’s whole demeanor and mindset goin into the battle.
Calicoe beat Math and that URL push was his come up to get the Lux battle.
Let’s not even get deeper into the fact GE BODIED Cal so bad after being booked for the Lux battle, URL purposely HID the footage to make sure Cal still looked “worthy”
It’s FUKK NORBES for blackballing GE for speaking out about that and never releasing it

They don’t know who they with
Y’all didn’t think it exists, I think y’all thought maybe I was a myth
That waited in the abyss and came up out of the mists
But I get to aimin and I don’t miss, I’m bout to put it all in your Catcher’s Mitt
Dyin in this ring is a sure thing and you’re the definite (death in it)

Lux addressing his absence while boasting about the inevitable outcome of the battle

Can you see the difference between metaphors and real raps?
How a nikka with metaphors can REALLY rap?
Your slogan? That shyt a propped-up scheme for the skill you LACK
Now I get it, why you did it; personal shyt, why you diggin
But if you find any skeletons in my closet, nikka
Well, that should tell you how long it had bodies in it

Lux flippin Calicoe's slogan and made it a haymaker.
A haymaker rooted in FACTS, Cal was not that skilled rap nikka - he came up off of real raps.

This is just a FRACTION of Lux’s 2nd vs Calicoe, we witnessed a surgeon at work
Cal was spazzin that battle and still ended up in a closed casket
GOAT

Illest thing about this incredible verse was it was still his 1st. His actual 2nd verse is here

 

[Big D Bangston]

In your previous battles, you glide and cruise
This one, NOT as smooth
I believe you to be an amazin' writer
But the facades that come with it? I'm not in tune
Your fans actually think you J.C., you got them fooled
I KNEW you wasn't J.C. when they gave your body to the “Cave”
And somehow, you just couldn't get “Roc” to move
I'm ON to you!!
Since you been back, you been killin' bruh
And yet and still, they haven't given you ONE veteran, the shyt is sus
You had Chef Trez, Chess, Rum Nitty
They even flew you out to Cali for some bigger bucks
And now you right back here in this small room
Well nikka shucks, Is you sick or what?
You think you gon' come here and mix with us?
Then get the-- give it up!
You see what I'm holdin' on my waist?
I'll wet up every dry spot you been controllin' with your pace
Always chasin' Lux…
Well now you run in sumn Loaded in ya FACE!!
Too many bodies on the weaponry
My honesty gon' be the death of me
Glock dirty, even tell you it's unclean before you touch it: leprosy
Not an arm neglected
I scattered out the throwaways, then got 'em all collected
In a box that I keep those in (dozin'): narcoleptic
Had the double-barrel shotgun, sawed the weapon
Stomach shot!! That’s for anybody small and testin' (small intestine)

- Twork’s 2nd vs JC

the whole set up and in between leading to the small intestine (small and testin) has this being probably my all time favorite verse in battle rap period.

Twork calm to aggressive delivery of these lines made them hit much harder

Honorable mention is Daylyt’s whole lead up to the “Rock Paper Scissors” line

 

[dutchie]

I respect Danny work ethic, professionalim and how much passion he has for battle rap. That being said, he will always be trash to me. He has bars but set ups and his delivery are so trash that I just can't fukk with it. And he corny asf. I know I'm not the only one on here that thinks that

 

[Big Jo]

I respect Danny work ethic, professionalim and how much passion he has for battle rap. That being said, he will always be trash to me. He has bars but set ups and his delivery are so trash that I just can't fukk with it. And he corny asf. I know I'm not the only one on here that thinks that

Agreed

 

[I_Q]

I respect Danny work ethic, professionalim and how much passion he has for battle rap. That being said, he will always be trash to me. He has bars but set ups and his delivery are so trash that I just can't fukk with it. And he corny asf. I know I'm not the only one on here that thinks that

I've felt this way since "my uzi is a doozie"

 

[superchoops]

I respect Danny work ethic, professionalim and how much passion he has for battle rap. That being said, he will always be trash to me. He has bars but set ups and his delivery are so trash that I just can't fukk with it. And he corny asf. I know I'm not the only one on here that thinks that

i think he's usually trash but i also feel like this last stretch (Drugz, Kid Chaos, Shotgun Suge) has been the best and most consistent Danny i've seen

 

[Deoji]

“Harlem hospital giving beds out” was better than every line Cal spit that night combined, which is crazier when you realize that was one of Cal’s best performances.

I disagree. Cal wasn't really saying shyt IMO

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

this will be fire….






















If they take it serious…

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

this is another entertaining one just to see dot and bill. Don’t give a fukk about twork and the other dude (refuse to call him by his name)… where tf are these two and twos coming from??

 

[Pop123]

I respect Danny work ethic, professionalim and how much passion he has for battle rap. That being said, he will always be trash to me. He has bars but set ups and his delivery are so trash that I just can't fukk with it. And he corny asf. I know I'm not the only one on here that thinks that

He may be the most overrated battle rapper. He is definitely dope...but he isn't as crazy as some people (including him) would try to make you believe. Pretty basic wordplay, his aggressiveness comes off as madd late 90's/early 2000's...so does his flow, etc... He's like a less-lyrical/slowed down version of Dizaster kind of, lol.