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What is the last round that y’all actually memorized?
In your previous battles, you glide and cruise :wtb:
This one, NOT as smooth :lolbron:
I believe you to be an amazin' writer :ehh:
But the facades that come with it? I'm not in tune :shaq2:
Your fans actually think you J.C., you got them fooled :francis:
I KNEW you wasn't J.C. when they gave your body to the “Cave” :sas1:
And somehow, you just couldn't get “Roc” to move :sas2:
I'm ON to you!! :ufdup:
Since you been back, you been killin' bruh :obama:
And yet and still, they haven't given you ONE veteran, the shyt is sus :mjpls:
You had Chef Trez, Chess, Rum Nitty :camby:
They even flew you out to Cali for some bigger bucks :mjlol:
And now you right back here in this small room :jawalrus:
Well nikka shucks, Is you sick or what? :pachaha:
You think you gon' come here and mix with us? :mjgrin:
Then get the-- give it up! :camby:
You see what I'm holdin' on my waist?:youngsabo:
I'll wet up every dry spot you been controllin' with your pace :pacspit:
Always chasin' Lux… :rudy:
Well now you run in sumn Loaded in ya FACE!! :steviej:
Too many bodies on the weaponry :whew:
My honesty gon' be the death of me :wow:
Glock dirty, even tell you it's unclean before you touch it: leprosy :scusthov:
Not an arm neglected :birdman:
I scattered out the throwaways, then got 'em all collected :myman:
In a box that I keep those in (dozin'): narcoleptic:ahh:
Had the double-barrel shotgun, sawed the weapon :demonic:
Stomach shot!! That’s for anybody small and testin' (small intestine) :ufdup:


- Twork’s 2nd vs JC
:ohlawd::ohlawd::ohlawd:
 

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Hitman fans, what you doing when he loses again on RBE to Cal..

Brotherhood looking shaky...
 

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In your previous battles, you glide and cruise :wtb:
This one, NOT as smooth :lolbron:
I believe you to be an amazin' writer :ehh:
But the facades that come with it? I'm not in tune :shaq2:
Your fans actually think you J.C., you got them fooled :francis:
I KNEW you wasn't J.C. when they gave your body to the “Cave” :sas1:
And somehow, you just couldn't get “Roc” to move :sas2:
I'm ON to you!! :ufdup:
Since you been back, you been killin' bruh :obama:
And yet and still, they haven't given you ONE veteran, the shyt is sus :mjpls:
You had Chef Trez, Chess, Rum Nitty :camby:
They even flew you out to Cali for some bigger bucks :mjlol:
And now you right back here in this small room :jawalrus:
Well nikka shucks, Is you sick or what? :pachaha:
You think you gon' come here and mix with us? :mjgrin:
Then get the-- give it up! :camby:
You see what I'm holdin' on my waist?:youngsabo:
I'll wet up every dry spot you been controllin' with your pace :pacspit:
Always chasin' Lux… :rudy:
Well now you run in sumn Loaded in ya FACE!! :steviej:
Too many bodies on the weaponry :whew:
My honesty gon' be the death of me :wow:
Glock dirty, even tell you it's unclean before you touch it: leprosy :scusthov:
Not an arm neglected :birdman:
I scattered out the throwaways, then got 'em all collected :myman:
In a box that I keep those in (dozin'): narcoleptic:ahh:
Had the double-barrel shotgun, sawed the weapon :demonic:
Stomach shot!! That’s for anybody small and testin' (small intestine) :ufdup:


- Twork’s 2nd vs JC
:ohlawd::ohlawd::ohlawd:

:picard:...his 3rd was nasty too.
 

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What is the last round that y’all actually memorized?
for years now i only been retaining bars, nikkas aint spazzin the whole round or they end up rapping too long (Tay Roc's 1st vs Daylyt woulda been my pick but the potency was trending downwards later on IMO)


BUT


Rum's 1st AND 2nd rounds vs Twork

that monk/bow haymaker made the lights dim in my room and i got scared for Jerooz :wow:

the shyt i pull out a body experienced nikkas, you betta watch yaself :damn:

Spudd Webb dunk :ohlawd:

1st round bust like Greg Oden :picard:


only thing getting me hyper is DOT's rounds vs Dubby Dub :banderas: hittin a DOT rap cadence in a public setting is next level, yall gotta try it
 

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anyone who gives Cal that battle is just corny. Hell the little bit Lux spit in the first was better then Cal’s entire round.

Luv was in a zone for real
“Harlem hospital giving beds out” was better than every line Cal spit that night combined, which is crazier when you realize that was one of Cal’s best performances.
 
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