Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[noodles]

Anything debatable is a Hitman loss.. Crazy

 

[DEAD7]

Anything debatable is a Hitman loss.. Crazy

He said that before the battle.
All Cass has to do is be ok or better than he has been and people are gonna give him the win.

 

[Reptile]

GEECHI GOTTI : "IM A REAL SHOOTER. ILL PUT THE CAL TO HIS PEOPLE. THEN PUT MATH IN CHALK LIKE AN ALGEBRA TEACHER"

SMACK AND THE CROWD : *AWES, SCREAMS, JUMPS AROUND, BARKS, PURS, CARTWHEELS, MOANS AND ORGASMS IN EXCITEMENT"

CAFFINE FANS "HE COOKIN!!!!!" "TAWWKK!!!! GEECHI 30!!!!! "AAAAAHHHH!!!!" "EEEEEEHHH!!!!" "UUUUUURRGG!!!!!" "GRRRRRRR!!!!!" "APP GANG!"

MAAN THAT shyt ASS p*ssy!!!!!! MATH 3-0

 

[TripleAgent]

Math 2-1 COME AT ME

shytting on Math is the in thing nowadays, so I'm sure we're alone on this one.

When Math can't bully his opponent he loses + Geechi got the LA angle and the misconduct allegations + Math rusty with no warm up battle. Geechi 2-1 or 3-0 no body

Math has been ready for the two or whatever years this match has been signed. He has alluded to having some angle and something to say to him that nobody has used. Potential classic if they both bring their A game. No excuses, they've both had forever.

Swave, Mickey, and Marv shytting on ORed heavy in this clubhouse room.

Youtube?

This is a good look, Lux is getting good guidance or has a good team around him. Just too bad for him he's not 10 years younger because I actually think this current era would be built for someone like him to succeed.

I can't see Lux ever being mainstream, but he can eat. I think he just needs to find the right sound and go all in on music.

 

[MJ Truth]

GEECHI GOTTI : "IM A REAL SHOOTER. ILL PUT THE CAL TO HIS PEOPLE. THEN PUT MATH IN CHALK LIKE AN ALGEBRA TEACHER"

SMACK AND THE CROWD : *AWES, SCREAMS, JUMPS AROUND, BARKS, PURS, CARTWHEELS, MOANS AND ORGASMS IN EXCITEMENT"

CAFFINE FANS "HE COOKIN!!!!!" "TAWWKK!!!! GEECHI 30!!!!! "AAAAAHHHH!!!!" "EEEEEEHHH!!!!" "UUUUUURRGG!!!!!" "GRRRRRRR!!!!!" "APP GANG!"

MAAN THAT shyt ASS p*ssy!!!!!! MATH 3-0

Yeah, you’re the silliest poster on here but this is a pretty accurate Geechi bar.

 

[MJ Truth]

Not sure if the full interview had been posted yet or not.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

So who is on the um3 card?

 

[wtfyomom]

I hate how when Cassidy battles these old mixtape heads come out the woodwork to tell us how being lyrical works and what real rap is like all we ever heard was battle rap. To them this means AB AB CD AB rhyme patterning. Doesn't seem to matter what they say as long as it is 4 bars of rhymes with an internal separate rhyme on the fourth bar within that same 2005 cadence. No matter how wack the bar is, as long as there is a couple multi's it's better to them.

What they are forgetting is we are those same fans from that era. We just kept up with the lyrical side of the culture while they didn't. I'm 35, that era made me a fan of this punchline rap. I totally respect it and am heavily informed on it.... but...

The cadence, patterns, and actual concepts of the punches have advanced amongst the punchline rappers to the point where that style is cringey to hear now.

These 'hug me you could catch a cold' type bars. When that's your bread and butter, you gotta come better than that. Idk if these guys know the term OBC. But if we've heard a concept executed 500 times since 2000. You are NOT going to get props for reusing it unless it's an extremely clever reimagining of the metaphor. And that's one of my main issues.

Also, the sing songey flow, it doesn't work in an acapella setting. I feel like I'm watching one of those disney cartoons where the note bounces along with the words at the bottom. Reminds me of Iron Solomons first return.

Luckily for Cass he literally battled the 3 worst pen guys of the top class. I would love to see a Twork or Rum Nitty in front of him. Give him one of the guys that took his style to outer space instead of these performance guys.

1000 percent on point, im 39 myself, these nikkas just didnt keep up and now want to come back telling us whats hot foh. the bars they say are dope are usually trash and cassidy was trash again, hitman 3-0 i dont care about this crowd bullshyt that everyone is focused on, but i dont think nitty or whoever will ever nesscarily body cassidy. nobody is preparing well for cassidy cause they think hes ass, its like Mook. or to an extent DNA or JJDD back in the day. this same scenario will happen every battle. i also dont buy into oh if its debatable cassidy won. thats like saying if the t wolves only lose to the nets by 3 points they actually won.

also same dudes saying oh just being more intricate doesnt make you better was stanning mooks garbage convuluted shyt against verb so i dont want to hear that. yall just only stan dudes like cass and mook cause you dont know battle rap anymore

 

[superchoops]

imma just update with UM3 participants
1. Cortez
2. O'fficial (Cortez vs O'fficial is a match)
3. Swamp
4. Jerry Wess (Swamp vs Jerry Wess is a match)
5. Riggz
6. Geechi Gotti (Geechi Gotti vs Riggz)
7. Jakkboy Mane
8. T-Top (Jakkboy Mane vs T-Top)
9. Serius Jones
10. Rum Nitty (Serius Jones vs Rum Nitty)
11. Drugz
12. Yoshi G (Drugz vs Yoshi G)
13. Swave Sevah
14. Casey Jay (Swave vs Casey Jay)
15. Prep
16. Nu Jerzey Twork (Prep vs Twork)

Swave vs Twork already happened

Swave vs Prep about to happen in two weeks

 

[FreshAIG]

Ultimate Madness 3 announcements

Starts April 24th

Cortez the first name announced

 

[Frida Giezman]

1000 percent on point, im 39 myself, these nikkas just didnt keep up and now want to come back telling us whats hot foh. the bars they say are dope are usually trash and cassidy was trash again, hitman 3-0 i dont care about this crowd bullshyt that everyone is focused on, but i dont think nitty or whoever will ever nesscarily body cassidy. nobody is preparing well for cassidy cause they think hes ass, its like Mook. or to an extent DNA or JJDD back in the day. this same scenario will happen every battle. i also dont buy into oh if its debatable cassidy won. thats like saying if the t wolves only lose to the nets by 3 points they actually won.

also same dudes saying oh just being more intricate doesnt make you better was stanning mooks garbage convuluted shyt against verb so i dont want to hear that. yall just only stan dudes like cass and mook cause you dont know battle rap anymore

 

[FreshAIG]

Cortez vs O'fficial first UM3 announcement

 

[FreshAIG]

Next announcement
Swamp vs Jerry Wess

 

[FreshAIG]

Next announcement
Riggz vs Geechi Gotti

 

[Deoji]

GEECHI GOTTI : "IM A REAL SHOOTER. ILL PUT THE CAL TO HIS PEOPLE. THEN PUT MATH IN CHALK LIKE AN ALGEBRA TEACHER"

SMACK AND THE CROWD : *AWES, SCREAMS, JUMPS AROUND, BARKS, PURS, CARTWHEELS, MOANS AND ORGASMS IN EXCITEMENT"

CAFFINE FANS "HE COOKIN!!!!!" "TAWWKK!!!! GEECHI 30!!!!! "AAAAAHHHH!!!!" "EEEEEEHHH!!!!" "UUUUUURRGG!!!!!" "GRRRRRRR!!!!!" "APP GANG!"

MAAN THAT shyt ASS p*ssy!!!!!! MATH 3-0