Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[A.R.$]

A lot is going on in battle rap right now, but for some reason I’m just not excited I think the app has taking some of the joy out of it for me. I can’t explain exactly why but it just has. It also could be i’m not in the mood to hear super ignorant content right now

 

[TripleAgent]

Holy shyt Soul Khan vs Dizaster.

WOOW

I can't help but wonder what he'll sound like after talking that hippie shyt and sounding soft. That being said, I hope he puts Dizaster's bodybag in a bodybag in another bodybag.

This is dumb and highlights my point. So Surf ducked Math and Ice but willingly battled Hollow fresh out, Hitman Holla, Conceited, Clips during his run, Rex, Roc, Nitty, Factlr, Big T, etc, etc., but he's scared of Iron Solomon? Just because Battler A didn't battle Battler B, particularly when they're level ahead of them in the eyes of the general public, doesn't mean they're ducking. Surf has literally battled the majority of the elite battlers, why would he be ducking those 3? Let me guess, he's ducking JC and Cortez too.

Facts. He ducked all of them

battle is based on crowd reaction. The audience chooses the winner

dna can freestyle and rebuttal shyt and have the audience going crazy

If DNA goes 2nd, he wins. Quote me on that

 

[Ardamus]

Ave vs. Ill Will

Bro...the fans won.
I got Ill edging it but cot damn...that was no body. Fiyah battle.

 

[FreshAIG]

 

[wtfyomom]

damn im not feeling the BET battles being right before the lock down card. I mean DNA can prob do it, though we prob arent going to get the best DNA in either, i dont expect the mickey factz version. Suge will prob ended up getting bodied by JC, his only saving grace might be bullying him but i could see his rounds being mad short. geechi, i mean he has been able to take a lot of battles and at least not choke but at times his material has been watered down and it maybe this time too because of battling back to back days, I already bought the card and i always do anyway so but not feeling this back to back shyt, like URL couldnt have found people that werent battling on lock down to go on BET? or at least not 3 of 4

 

[Black Bolt]

I just caught a bar from Twork vs Verb, damn I'm late

'You know the one that was sporting waves cos he a tyrant/
Dome shot, I would have put lead in the grease, Leonidas

Sporting Waves...

Sporting Waves...

But I only just caught this


Spartan Waves

Effortless triple entrendre, backed up with the lead in the grease double. Verb died.

 

[TripleAgent]

I just caught a bar from Twork vs Verb, damn I'm late

'You know the one that was sporting waves cos he a tyrant/
Dome shot, I would have put lead in the grease, Leonidas

Sporting Waves...

Sporting Waves...

But I only just caught this


Spartan Waves

Effortless triple entrendre, backed up with the lead in the grease double. Verb died.

Cool double, but "Spartan Waves" is a huge reach.

 

[Black Bolt]

Cool double, but "Spartan Waves" is a huge reach.

I don't see how, fits perfectly to me. Happy to let him have it (assuming he meant it)

 

[EA]

I just caught a bar from Twork vs Verb, damn I'm late

'You know the one that was sporting waves cos he a tyrant/
Dome shot, I would have put lead in the grease, Leonidas

Sporting Waves...

Sporting Waves...

But I only just caught this


Spartan Waves

Effortless triple entrendre, backed up with the lead in the grease double. Verb died.

You wouldn’t pronounce Sporting and Spartan the same so that’s a reach.

Verb won 2-1 too

 

[TheSpook]

Verb beat Twerk no matter how much yall love the 3rd round

 

[Black Bolt]

lol @ y’all trying to save Verb, ha! Easy 2-1 for Twork, Verb’s lucky Twork stumbled/choked in the 1st

 

[Black Bolt]

JAZO vs E40’s dropped in the app

 

[TripleAgent]

I don't see how, fits perfectly to me. Happy to let him have it (assuming he meant it)

The strongest Eminem accent can't make Sportin' and Spartan sound close enough for that to make sense.

JAZO vs E40’s dropped in the app

Can we just get some ass GIFs

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

A lot is going on in battle rap right now, but for some reason I’m just not excited I think the app has taking some of the joy out of it for me. I can’t explain exactly why but it just has. It also could be i’m not in the mood to hear super ignorant content right now

its killed discussion in here for battles certainly, by the time the youtube drop its too old to care about

 

[Phillyrider807]

I don't think i gave Jaz/Official they proper due when the battle first happened cause i was pissed 40 fukked up Hart. But watching it again on the app. Naw they were wigging all 3 rounds. Def wouldn't mind seeing them again but the question is who? Official not gonna battle Hart again for the 4th time so Hart/Hustle is out the window. Maybe Phara/Hustle?? idk. Besides/Hart/Hustle i don't think theres another female 2v2 with that amount of star power.


Yo i didn't even hear all the talk in between first time i watched this. You can hear the pain in hart's voice when 40 was choking. She said "come on son" in the saddest voice i ever heard. Lmfaoooo

40 blaming her choking on "they said jersey,I'm hot"