Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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I'm just living off xperience, I'm a true Lox niigga
I'm not a 1, I'm a two glock niigga
Death Row records I'm a 2Pac niigga
You just a Soulja Boy trying to steal the Juice, stop niigga

Wayne Ave goon, errbody know me :myman:
Money in duffle bag, broke nikkas only :win:
Quick to tell a nikka "sukk a dikk, BLOW ME" :birdman:
Fo-fo bulldog, shoot it like KOBE :salute:
I was in the streets, y'all was in the textbooks :troll:
I was in the bank, RIPPIN out checkbooks :youngsabo:
9 on my hip, give a nikka the DEATHLOOK :demonic:
RING a nikka neck, CHOKE him til his breath took :noah:
We don't gotta shoot it out, I catch him with the left hook :ehh:
Catch him with the right hook..and catch him with the left hook :patrice:
He on the ground sleepin, I stomp him with the left boot :ooh:
stomp him with the right boot, stomp him with the left boot :scust:
Thorough ass whoopings, call me for the beat down :myman:
Philadelphia's spokesperson, present in the G-town. :demonic:

47 Winchester if I let one spill,
I'll make Young Miles look like Yung Ill :scust:

Young yellin "Don't shoot":sadcam:
I'm yellin "How come?" :comeon:
They yellin "5-0":patrice::patrice::patrice:
I'm yellin "FUKK THEM":pacspit:
They yellin "close call" :ohhh:
I'm yellin "tough one":francis:
They yellin "buss off" :sas2:
What I do? BUSS GUNS :bustback:

If they ain't tell you nuffin else nikkas know I dont lollygag
But fukk it.. Let's get straight to the MF'n bodybag
Verb... BODYBAG
Rex... BODYBAG
Loaded Lux put ur bodybag in a BODYBAG! :wow::wow::wow:


Don't move... dont make a sound
dont try to act now
He was like 'y-yknarimsayin.. y-y-yknarmean... y-kno?'
Fukk u think u SMACK now? :why:

:dead:

Reppin 7-mile 8-mile 9-mile whatever
Tech heard of Miles grandmother, you know miss Henrietta :mjpls:
went to his granny house
dropped my drawers soon as i met her :takedat:
she took her teeth out n said *gum noises*
"Anything them young girls can do I can do better" :dead:


That battle got so many quotables back2back. :whew:
These new nikkas wanna pg step and break every words down all day and shyt

But this shyt right here my nikka :wow:

I still remember, Miles deleted his twitter right after this battle dropped :russ:
 

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Wayne Ave goon, errbody know me :myman:
Money in duffle bag, broke nikkas only :win:
Quick to tell a nikka "sukk a dikk, BLOW ME" :birdman:
Fo-fo bulldog, shoot it like KOBE :salute:
I was in the streets, y'all was in the textbooks :troll:
I was in the bank, RIPPIN out checkbooks :youngsabo:
9 on my hip, give a nikka the DEATHLOOK :demonic:
RING a nikka neck, CHOKE him til his breath took :noah:
We don't gotta shoot it out, I catch him with the left hook :ehh:
Catch him with the right hook..and catch him with the left hook :patrice:
He on the ground sleepin, I stomp him with the left boot :ooh:
stomp him with the right boot, stomp him with the left boot :scust:
Thorough ass whoopings, call me for the beat down :myman:
Philadelphia's spokesperson, present in the G-town. :demonic:

47 Winchester if I let one spill,
I'll make Young Miles look like Yung Ill :scust:

Young yellin "Don't shoot":sadcam:
I'm yellin "How come?" :comeon:
They yellin "5-0":patrice::patrice::patrice:
I'm yellin "FUKK THEM":pacspit:
They yellin "close call" :ohhh:
I'm yellin "tough one":francis:
They yellin "buss off" :sas2:
What I do? BUSS GUNS :bustback:

If they ain't tell you nuffin else nikkas know I dont lollygag
But fukk it.. Let's get straight to the MF'n bodybag
Verb... BODYBAG
Rex... BODYBAG
Loaded Lux put ur bodybag in a BODYBAG! :wow::wow::wow:


Don't move... dont make a sound
dont try to act now
He was like 'y-yknarimsayin.. y-y-yknarmean... y-kno?'
Fukk u think u SMACK now? :why:

:dead:

Reppin 7-mile 8-mile 9-mile whatever
Tech heard of Miles grandmother, you know miss Henrietta :mjpls:
went to his granny house
dropped my drawers soon as i met her :takedat:
she took her teeth out n said *gum noises*
"Anything them young girls can do I can do better" :dead:


That battle got so many quotables back2back. :whew:
These new nikkas wanna pg step and break every words down all day and shyt

But this shyt right here my nikka :wow:

I still remember, Miles deleted his twitter right after this battle dropped :russ:

Classic. Back when Tech 9 was that dude
 

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Biggest crab in battle rap, Math don't deserve sympathy.

The URL gave him exactly what he wanted, which was an opportunity. They gave him the opponent he wanted. He failed.

It's gotta be tough man. Everyone suffers failure and takes losses, but I can't think of an instance where I got an opportunity, everything on my terms, and still failed.

It took the URL a few years to catch up, but it appears they are finally tired of the bullshyt. They seem more excited about this Born Legacy card coming up than SM/Nome. They are really putting a lot of energy into this.
 

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Classic. Back when Tech 9 was that dude

FACTS

You don't know what the grind like
You don't know about that crime life
You don't know about, death hitting home and you can't rhyme right
You don't know about drug cartels, cops in hindsight
Whole family hit with the RICO to give ya mom LIFE -
Tech9

5years later and shyt still give a nikka the chills when I watch that battle:scust:

Tech 9, Head Ice and Party Arty (RIP)

They were the last of a dying breed of funny gully nikkas.

Qleen might be the only nikka after them that had that aura :to:
 
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