Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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Roc stay with this nikkas nuts in his pocket.


NOME 8, SM6, Strike 2.5, NOME XII JC >>>>>>>> NOME 8, NOME 6, Civil War 2, NOME 5 Tsu Surf
At least Roc KNOWS Surf, and they have a relationship. You're out here gargling JC's nuts every twelve posts in this thread and that little dude wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.
 

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JC after every punchline
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one random dude you barely hear in the background goes "that was crazy!"
JC 3 words into his next bar:

"i KNOOOOW :sas1:"

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Lol @ Nunn Nunn thinking he can land a Calicoe battle. I’m so glad that Calicoe is picky about his opponents.
Nunn Nunn will die against Calicoe and it's not even close

i feel like Calicoe might actually say yes to him too even tho he shouldn't
 
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JC v. Surf is going to be Danny v. Roc part two.

I can't even visualize Nunn Nunn on stage battling Calicoe. Everytime I try, my brain skips.
 

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At least Roc KNOWS Surf, and they have a relationship. You're out here gargling JC's nuts every twelve posts in this thread and that little dude wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.


WTF does Roc knowing Surf have to do with anything? I should've known your fakkit ass was gone waltz in here defending them nikkas you a whole Surf Boarder your damn self. This gotta be you

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fakkits cant wait to get a hold of the wave yall gone be like


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JC after every punchline
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:russ::russ:, for real, that shyt is madd cringe. A lot of that shyt don't even be THAT that crazy, people who let that bullshyt make them think the line is more than it is are what's wrong with battle rap, too many fans who just judge everything based off reaction...crowd or battler reaction, lol.
 

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JC got the haters coming out in full force. When JC kills that fakkit I dont want to hear shyt. I ought to do avy bets....
 

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I said this before the swamp battle and i will say it again it's crazy that JC never used a dance move on stage

nikka that would be an automatic reaction and if he could combined it with a fire bar it would be crazy
 

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URL doing a thing called Litework where they show off a battle that isn't available yet every Saturday at 5p on Caffeine

today's is Holmzie vs Jey the Nitewing. Starting in a few minutes

It's a debatable battle but im leaning towards Holmzie. This the best Jey we've seen since Cortez battle and he had less slipups than Holmzie. I dont think any round was clear for either of em tho. rewatchable so im not mad at that
 
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