The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread

[Lord Beasley]

Ok brehs I'm officially not paying to see this movie.

I'm riding home from work listening to ESPN sports radio and the host on a sports talk show is ripping this. 29% is 29%. That many people can't be wrong. But I was going to see it tomorrow anyway. Then it hit me.

When it comes to villians DC shyts all over Marvel. (Ras, Bane, Joker, Zod). It's not even close.

The problem I have is the heros have been so fukking weak and should easily lose to the villain but because the hero has to win the writers basically make sure the hero wins due to plot convience to the point that it's insulting. The writers consistently insult my intelligence and logic.

Which brings me to this movie. For one Zod shouldn't have been killed in the first fukking place. Then you expect me to believe humans can perfect alien technology in less than 2 fukking years even humans in those transformers movies didn't start doing it until the forth damn movie (even though they wrote some bullshyt about transformer technology inventing all modern human tech )

This movie was rushed and thrown together. They expect people to pay for symbols, explosions, name recognition, costumes and CGI). They ain't learn nothing from their past mistakes. I didn't see the last transformers movie, I never went to see the last James Bond flick and I'm not paying to see this bullshyt movie.


Big up on this thread for putting me over the 27,000 dap plateau thou

you can't tell me that They don't want this to fail. ESPN is Disney right?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

We did it

Fukk the fakkit haters and pathetic critics

What did you do? Even the haters paid for a ticket.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

you can't tell me that They don't want this to fail. ESPN is Disney right?

The host went to see wanting to shyt on the critics. Plus callers were shytting on it as well.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

We did it

Fukk the fakkit haters and pathetic critics

oh shyt "YOU" made money off this movie?



i swear yall some clowns

disagree on that one. The writing was impeccable.

you must have seen the Lex Luthor less version

movie might as well have been called "Dawn of Loopholes"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The writing was impeccable.

 

[Lord Beasley]

my fav convo ever with my gf was about why she like superman over batman

"superman wants to help people and make the world better and batman just wants to punish the gulitiy"

i like that movie and man of steel strive for something a little higher but at some point

the audience is clamoring for a little bit of lightness... that next superman solo film should be a little more happy doesn't have to be a chris reeves style film but a little bit of hopefulness will go a long way

We don't need lightness though.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Like many of us have said, the movie will make money regardless of the mixed feedback.

Batman v Superman Breaks Pre-Summer Opening Record

And in the end, to the suits in charge, that's all that matters. Yall best believe the DCU slate is still on track

 

[Dillah810]

Usually when people complain about trailers showing too much, it's unwarranted, but this time the BvS trailers showed too much. 80% of the major plot points were exposed from all the trailers and tv spots. I was a bit disappointed in that. The only major plot point that wasn't exposed in the marketing was

Spoiler

Lex kidnapping Supe's moms

 

[AquaCityBoy]

You criticize the critics then point out/agree with some of the main reasons why it got criticized in the first place.

You can't have it both ways bruh.

That's what 90% of the people in here defending it are doing. Everybody's a "Marvel stan" or "can't comprehend it," but then they acknowledge the exact criticisms that everyone else has.

"Yeah, the pacing was off, but it's still a classic."
"Yeah, it's poorly written, but it's still an 8.5/10."
"Yeah, the finale is anticlimactic, but everyone hating on it is just a Marvel stan."

If you have to jump through this many hoops to defend something, you know it's shyt.

 

[darryl]

oh shyt "YOU" made money off this movie?



i swear yall some clowns




you must have seen the Lex Luthor less version

movie might as well have been called "Dawn of Loopholes"

It seems like you the one taking this shyt to seriously breh. We know you dont like it. You just like all these other nikkas in this thread so you aint high and mighty

 

[havoc]

The Lex Luthor character was a cheap version of the Joker in this film. I feel that DC production team didn't need to add a character Joker-esque since the DC has been using Joker in most Batman's films and animation. It was disheartening experience to watch Lex imitating a psychopathic clown. I was expecting a calm, non-chalant, sophisticated, and intelligent man with a God-like persona that is depicted in the comic books.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

It seems like you the one taking this shyt to seriously breh. We know you dont like it. You just like all these other nikkas in this thread so you aint high and mighty

nikka this a msg board


are you confused about what that means

i can post my opinion as many times as i fukking like

"high and mighty"

"seriously"


get ya butt hurt ass the fukk outta nikka

 

[Arishok]

Just cane back from the 9am, second time around. 70% of the theatre was full

Also, I didn't realize how many funny one liners were in this

 

[hayesc0]

The Lex Luthor character was a cheap version of the Joker in this film. I feel that DC production team didn't need to add a character Joker-esque since the DC has been using Joker in most Batman's films and animation. It was disheartening experience to watch Lex imitating a psychopathic clown. I was expecting a calm, non-chalant, sophisticated, and intelligent man with a God-like persona that is depicted in the comic books.

Agreed the lex character had me like it was so far off not how lex moves at all.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I disagree with that point...just for how polarizing it is people will still be talking about it.

Na..... I think the point of this dropping the same summer as SS, Xmen 6, and CW....... it will get lost in transition..... and then in that 10 year mark.... we now should have some JL movies, IWar and some other pleasant surprises.... this movie is done.....

We'll talk about this movie about as much as we talk about Jonah Hex

And you know NO ONE ever talks about Jonah Hex