The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread
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Kill Dat Noize
Banned
then you better check out of this thread because so far most cats giving a fair and balanced review. Nobody going overboard with it either. Everyone pretty much saying it's a decent movie but has some issues. You and the other fakkit the only two who are saying it's "worst movie ever" and all this other hyperbolic nonsense
@TheGodling
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
I like it better than both avengers movies, probably because of its take on batman, it's like after Jason died he stopped holding back, makes me wonder why joker's still alive tho
You got to understand one thing if you remember from MoS.
Superman's DNA is filled with the CODEX. That and being matured from the sun virtually his entire life makes him virtually immortal. It was hinted by how quick he was able to recover the gas of Kryptonite that Batman put on him. He may be fukked up... but eventually his healing factor will kick back in. Just like how he survived a nuclear blast. Also, he didn't get directly STRUCK by that Kryptonian spear.
NobodyReally
Superstar
I can't write right now. Will review tomorrow. But I'm so disappointed and I had low expectations.
I didnt say I didnt like the movie? I said on a few occasions it wasnt as terrible as some cats in here are trynna say?
Aint no one faking? Thats like me saying you faking trynna literallyit
Thats not fair breh
saying it wasn't as terrible isn't an endorsement that you like the movie lol....
also, you can tell you faking cause most of your posts is questioning why people like this/that or how you 'don't understand' something...
i'm not caping for shyt...i'm just voicing my opinions in regards to what people are saying.....i'm not trying to get anyone to change their mind about the film...the only person they watch movies for are themselves, and whatever they think about them is cool..
I'm not much of a movie theatre buff so I don't know much but I'm interested in seeing this movie tomorrow. But I see two different options. I see the real 3d but I also see something called d-box that's more expensive. Anyone try that experience and is it worth the extra few bucks? I rarely go to the theaters, I think ant man and goosebumps were the last films I saw but I'm interested in this one and figured I might as well get the best experience.
perfectblack999
All Star
It was meh to me honestly. Really long and drawn out for no reason. Alfred was the best part by far.
Batman was breaking all kinds of batman rules lol
Batman was breaking all kinds of batman rules lol
Just got back from seeing it. First off, I'm a Christopher Nolan stan.
His BATMAN trilogy are the greatest comic book movies. No one better dare ever shyt on Nolan or The Dark Knight Rises after seeing this film.
I'm also a DC fan, as I like their dark and gritty movies. But this movie was a complete shytfest from the opening till the end. The plot was nonsensical, the acting outside of Affleck and Wonder Woman was cringe worthy. Actually, Alfred did his thing. This movie is an abomination. It jumps from scene to scene with little rhyme or reason. Lex Luthor has some crazy scheme going on that makes no sense.
No character development.
Batman's reasoning for stopping from killing Superman was cringe worthy.
Warner Bros is in trouble. They better pray David Ayer's Suicide Squad is the real deal. I believe and pray Suicide Squad will be legit.
I will say that Affleck's solo Batman movie can work, but they better study that Nolan playbook before they start shooting that movie.
What's crazy is Man of Steel shyts on this movie.
His BATMAN trilogy are the greatest comic book movies. No one better dare ever shyt on Nolan or The Dark Knight Rises after seeing this film.
I'm also a DC fan, as I like their dark and gritty movies. But this movie was a complete shytfest from the opening till the end. The plot was nonsensical, the acting outside of Affleck and Wonder Woman was cringe worthy. Actually, Alfred did his thing. This movie is an abomination. It jumps from scene to scene with little rhyme or reason. Lex Luthor has some crazy scheme going on that makes no sense.
No character development.
Batman's reasoning for stopping from killing Superman was cringe worthy.
Warner Bros is in trouble. They better pray David Ayer's Suicide Squad is the real deal. I believe and pray Suicide Squad will be legit.
I will say that Affleck's solo Batman movie can work, but they better study that Nolan playbook before they start shooting that movie.
What's crazy is Man of Steel shyts on this movie.
TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
My post was a response to the convo between two other people that tagged/referenced you and yet you in here acting like you're on my mind? I must be on yours since you're in here catching feelings acting like a latent homosexual talking about "waking up on my dikk" not even days after trying to claim I was "your man" and shyt.
OK Stan
Yeah,you're the captain alright. Captain of the marvel stans.
You still hurt over my exposal. I lifted the thin veil now everybody can see you're just a Stan.
Don't worry when I get home tomorrow I've got some more of your whiny c*nty posts loaded up exposing you further.
You're a pretentious fakkit who throws all his credibility away by praising garbage like.only god forgives and Ultron.
You've had your opinion of bvs loaded up for over 2 years now.
Why don't you concentrate on being a failed writer more.
It's been YEARS and you're still whining about man of steel every week
Really now, let's just see what you posted less than a day before it when you were busy copping pleas for this movie.
So somehow I'm pretentious for "praising garbage" like Only God Forgives, yet you are out here acting all high and mighty about how reviews don't matter because you've liked stuff that got bad reviews and vice versa, bringing up shyt that gets ripped apart on release only to gain a cult following. If you truly believed that, you wouldn't claim a person throws his credibility away for liking a movie like Only God Forgives (which actually has a cult following) or Age Of Ultron.
The double-talk and hypocrisy is getting pretty bad but I'm sure you're going to ignore it just to call me a homophobic slur or a Marvel stan again with more shytty arguments.
Someone ban @Kill Dat Noize and @TheGodling from this thread. Do them a favor or they will be in here for the rest of the year at minimum. These nikkas saying the movie is worse than some of the critics said lol and we know damn well both of 'em been hating on this movie and on Man of Steel for three years straight.
Their reviews were prewritten obviously
I gave the movie a 2.5/5 and said that if the director's cut actually improves some of the first half storytelling, it might end up a 3/5, very consistent with a lot of other people's opinions.
I somehow prewrote my review yet for every complaint I give an example/reference point from the movie itself.
Sure, I thought this movie looked bad from the start and now that the truth has caught up to my predictions, it's my fault somehow?
I had no problem acknowledging DoFP or Jurassic World ended up being wholly entertaining movies despite me trashing them beforehand as well.
Could it be you're just a whiny little kid catching feelings?
then you better check out of this thread because so far most cats giving a fair and balanced review. Nobody going overboard with it either. Everyone pretty much saying it's a decent movie but has some issues. You and the other fakkit the only two who are saying it's "worst movie ever" and all this other hyperbolic nonsense
Yep, certainly seems that way.:ducreux2:
Write a review where you literally say the movie is on the edge of bad/good and conclude the announced director's cut might help it pull it through to the good side of things, but somehow get accused of calling it the "worst movie ever". Did your simpleton pleb ass even make it past my attention grabbing (and obviously trollish) title?