The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

good catch. Superman has defeated Shazam, id like to think that at least Shazam = Thor, but yeah that would be an advantage in this handicapped match

the MCU has nerfed Thor like a muthafukka. He should be HANDLING shyt.

Also, I heard somewhere that China is all in on Batman v. Superman. If that's true then this shyt is gonna make a ton of money.

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

I remember people were saying Ben couldn't pull it off

Now people thinking he might go down as the GOAT


DC finna crush the buildings this year

n*ggaz said the same thing about brokeback ledger too

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

Superman alone has the skillet to take out The Avengers. And yet a battle with him against Batman (absent kryptonite) is supposed to be plausible. But...but...planning

lol you n*ggaz kill me

 

[Swiggy]

the MCU has nerfed Thor like a muthafukka. He should be HANDLING shyt.

Also, I heard somewhere that China is all in on Batman v. Superman. If that's true then this shyt is gonna make a ton of money.

Them bootleg Dawn of Justice toys with Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Donatello, Homer Simpson, and Pikachu

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Them bootleg Dawn of Justice toys with Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Donatello, Homer Simpson, and Pikachu

The real toys already look bootleg enough. Have you see that shyt? DC is also trying to do their own Marvel Legends-type line where you buy the whole wave and can build another figure. These toys look so cheap.

 

[Swiggy]

The real toys already look bootleg enough. Have you see that shyt? DC is also trying to do their own Marvel Legends-type line where you buy the whole wave and can build another figure. These toys look so cheap.

Kenner/Mattel were the only ones that could make a DC action figure that wasn't on some wannabe Mcfarland steeze

Four inches is the required and only height acceptable in my toys gotdammit

And I'm not editing that to make it sound less homo

 

[Brandeezy]

The real toys already look bootleg enough. Have you see that shyt? DC is also trying to do their own Marvel Legends-type line where you buy the whole wave and can build another figure. These toys look so cheap.

That's why you only get the best

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Kenner/Mattel were the only ones that could make a DC action figure that wasn't on some wannabe Mcfarland steeze

Four inches is the required and only height acceptable in my toys gotdammit

And I'm not editing that to make it sound less homo

I like 6-7 inches myself

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

That's why you only get the best

Why he got a gun

 

[Swiggy]

Why he got a gun

shyt looking like a grenade launcher

 

[Swiggy]

I like 6-7 inches myself

It's all about how you play, breh

 

[Brandeezy]

shyt looking like a grenade launcher

Same gun he was aiming at Doomsday

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

shyt looking like a grenade launcher

Yeah look at the size of the barrel. I'm not sure it's grenades but probably some type of explosive or maybe a capture device...

 

[Young Bishop]

Kenner/Mattel were the only ones that could make a DC action figure that wasn't on some wannabe Mcfarland steeze

Four inches is the required and only height acceptable in my toys gotdammit

And I'm not editing that to make it sound less homo

Bruh you missing out with those 3.5 to 4 standards.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

the MCU has nerfed Thor like a muthafukka. He should be HANDLING shyt.

Also, I heard somewhere that China is all in on Batman v. Superman. If that's true then this shyt is gonna make a ton of money.

batman's about to be in an all-white suit on the movie poster