The Official 89th Academy Awards Thread - ABC, 8:30PM ET

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[kangkong]

Summary as seen on Twitter/FB

How to win an Oscar (if you're black):

• Movie has to have slavery or racial subjugation in it
• Remember biopics are sure to rake in a few awards
• Play a crooked villain
• Rape and/or smutted out by cac
• Anything gay or systematically emasculating
• Poverty, can't forget that one

Did I miss anything?

Edit:

lol

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

 

[MartyMcFly]

shyt was awkward as fukk. John Legend in the back looking dejected.

 

[AkaDemiK]

So u telling me both these old muhfukkas got it wrong huh? They both can't read "moonlight"???

Stop it

 

[El Bombi]

Spoiler that shyt.

The Coli said this is black excellence.

 

[MartyMcFly]

@MartyMcFly

told u

Happy to be wrong breh.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

fukk those white tears

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Colin X]

Nah that man most definitely chose to say the wrong movie.


The winners were picked a while ago, why would they have multiple cards saying different movies won the award?

 

[nieman]

Wait, so most of y'all didn't even watch La La Land? Y'all really hate musicals? To each his own, but y'all are missing out.

I've spoken on Moonlight enough, so everyone knows I don't think it deserved the win. I still don't know what to think of it. My order was (no shot in) Hell and High Water, Hacksaw then La La Land, but figured La La Land had it.

Eff that, this show was CLASSIC, beginning to end

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

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[Hrcules]

Mothafukkas itt actually saying old dude racist now

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Say brehs am I the only one who has issues seeing embedded tweets?

 

[ALonelyDad]

So u telling me both these old muhfukkas got it wrong huh? They both can't read "moonlight"???

Stop it

they had the wrong card, it was for best actress