The Official 2024 Paris Summer Olympics Thread (from July 26 - August 11) - Closing Ceremony replay at 7pm EST

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

They can’t get rid of these pigeons in the Spain Morocco game? It’s like 20 pigeons just chillin on the pitch by the goalie

Typical French fans sneaking in.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

the two american volleyball players have supreme 'homeowners association' energy.

They better not lose to these Canucks

 

[Nero Christ]

Morocco up

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

US Woman Beach Volleyball eliminated by our top hat

Man, i just wanted to use this gif




so i'm going to anyway

we'll see yall on the court soon

 

[MikelArteta]

Man, i just wanted to use this gif




so i'm going to anyway

we'll see yall on the court soon

 

[jj23]

Typical French fans sneaking in.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"yaaaayyy thats where WE live WE LIVE IN TORONTO!!!!" thats you

mother canucker

 

[Piff Huxtable]

We are about to see the GOAT win the most automatic gold medal in the history of the Olympics:

Amand Duplantis in the Pole Vault
Amand is representing Sweden and was born in *checks notes* Lafayette, Louisiana

fukk USATF

 

[triplehate]

As someone that used to high jump in high school seeing the women's world record is 6'10 hurt my feelings so bad. She shorter than I was too

 

[Mister Terrific]

other than the Cycling Road Race and maybe Golf, did the US win a single gold medal where where we weren't the big favorite? Maybe in fencing? idk
and no, I'm not counting reigning world champion Noah Lyles as a surprise

meanwhile the Uyghur killers win 90% of the time they are favorites and a lot of other random shyt that wasn't a foregone conclusion

if you wanna be Chinese just say so get off their dikk.

 

[Bigwhite2498]

other than the Cycling Road Race and maybe Golf, did the US win a single gold medal where where we weren't the big favorite? Maybe in fencing? idk
and no, I'm not counting reigning world champion Noah Lyles as a surprise

meanwhile the Uyghur killers win 90% of the time they are favorites and a lot of other random shyt that wasn't a foregone conclusion

Sorry we don’t care about dumb sports and have a state wide doping program

 

[Nero Christ]

England just set a world record in cycling

 

[King Static X]

We are about to see the GOAT win the most automatic gold medal in the history of the Olympics:

Amand Duplantis in the Pole Vault
Amand is representing Sweden and was born in *checks notes* Lafayette, Louisiana

fukk USATF

He PERSONALLY chose to represent Sweden because of the connection to his mom.

There's nothing we can do about that, unfortunately

 

[MikelArteta]

England just set a world record in cycling

 

[King Static X]

Ironically, Bret Hart is a dual citizen of Canada and the US.