The OFFICIAL 2023 College Football RANDOM THOUGHTS Thread

[Ruck]

Yet I never gotta worry about going hungry. I’ll just come to your crib and take yo shyt.

And you’ll do nothing.

Come get this two piece special

Free for scUM suckers

 

[satam55]

@AVXL why is he leaving?

@Trojan 24

Wants to come to OSU to play with #18

1 of the rumors is he has a kid & baby mama that lives in Dallas. Breh is also from the Greater Houston area.

Anyways a trusted insider SurlyHorns poster, who is connected to the Texas boosters, posted this a few hours ago:

Spoiler

It's looking like AD Mitchell actually filed and UGA's pitch to keep him failed. There's been a scholarship spot cleared for him and NIL allocated for a week at Texas, with work on the process happening over two months. Give a ton of credit to Texas' program-NIL complex if this happens.

Word on the street he got a baby on the way in Texas, he’s from Texas and he’s tryna be close to home

Hate to lose him but he won us 2 nattys so do what you gotta do

Love AD and wished he would stay but I understand

Lad’s coming back
Brock is coming back
Arian Smith is coming back
Marcus Rosemy is coming back

Plus we added 2 WRs in the portal one from Mizzou one from Miss State. Might be the best & deepest WR room we’ve ever had so it sucks to lose AD but when you’ve got depth like this it takes away the sting

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

STL

lmao giving an entire 3,000,000 person and 9,000 square mile radius to deal with

you're lucky me and my main ex (@Trust Me @DropTopDoc crazy eyes ) are going to Portland this weekend or you'd be lined up already

 

[MustafaSTL]

lmao giving an entire 3,000,000 person and 9,000 square mile radius to deal with

you're lucky me and my main ex (@Trust Me @DropTopDoc crazy eyes ) are going to Portland this weekend or you'd be lined up already

Fine. Meet me at the steps in front of the Arch. Bring boxing gloves.

 

[MustafaSTL]

Delete

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Fine. Meet me at the steps in front of the Arch. Bring boxing gloves.

lmao evidence you're too broke to catch a flight to the pacific northwest. you KNOW i got bread to pull up on you

Like I said, if I wasn't taking o girl out you'd already be in my sights...consider yourself lucky this weekend fukkeye

 

[DropTopDoc]

STL

Ain’t no one coming to the Lou stop

 

[DropTopDoc]

I can't in good conscience diss scUM right now. But I can diss their fan base. @Trust Me word to suga free - you the type of dude who ain't got no food in your refrigerator but a potato with a root growing out of it

West coast nikkas can catch an L

 

[AVXL]

Happy for my boy, hope he balls his ass off in Austin this year and gets his shot into the pros after that

 

[Trust Me]

Fine. Meet me at the steps in front of the Arch. Bring boxing gloves.

You ole crusty meet me at the bike rack nikka.

You busted ass fossil. You aint workin shyt. You'd prolly show up with 10oz gloves.. talkin bout 'deez is regulationzzz'

Ole 114 pound rugrat.

 

[MustafaSTL]

lmao evidence you're too broke to catch a flight to the pacific northwest. you KNOW i got bread to pull up on you

Like I said, if I wasn't taking o girl out you'd already be in my sights...consider yourself lucky this weekend fukkeye

Pacific Northwest? What, you trying to to serve me some coffee or something? Pull up to the Midwest, and after I break you like a No. 2 pencil, you can enjoy some of the finest BBQ (and put a slab of a cold steak on your eye), my treat.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Pacific Northwest? What, you trying to to serve me some coffee or something? Pull up to the Midwest, and after I break you like a No. 2 pencil, you can enjoy some of the finest BBQ (and put a slab of a cold steak on your eye), my treat.

I was just in Detroit, Ann Arbor, and Chicago within the last 5 weeks. You were no where to be seen...imagine that. I didn't expect you to come out here...plane tickets cost money ya know

And St. Louis bbq sucks

 

[MustafaSTL]

I was just in Detroit, Ann Arbor, and Chicago within the last 5 weeks. You were no where to be seen...imagine that. I didn't expect you to come out here...plane tickets cost money ya know

And St. Louis bbq sucks

Why would I go up to that state up north? And Chicago too cold this time of year. I’ll go back in the summer. Plus the past five weeks I’ve been too busy going to Cincy, Columbus, Cancun, and Vegas. Maybe if you catch me in Vegas next time I’ll let you know what it looks like to be at the big boy’s table brokie.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Why would I go up to that state up north? And Chicago too cold this time of year. I’ll go back in the summer. Plus the past five weeks I’ve been too busy going to Cincy, Columbus, Cancun, and Vegas. Maybe if you catch me in Vegas next time I’ll let you know what it looks like to be at the big boy’s table brokie.

I’ll be in Puerto Rico in a few weeks…enjoy your domestic vacation and your stay off the strip

 

[PortCityProphet]

Ya'll nikkas in here talking bout flying all over the damn place while my ass gonna have to catch a bus from DC to Alabama like it's 1955. Both yall can kiss my black ass