The Official 2016 Olympics thread: Medals Are For the Elite but Zika is For Everybody

[BucciMane]

A U.S. company pays for the rights to air the Olympics and the U.S. dominates the Olympics. Be surprised when the U.S. dictates the Olympics, brehs.

Honestly, the Olympics should be catered around the schedule of the U.S. We are the greatest nation and the most important nations by a mile. Facts.

 

[Hades]

This Volleyball match between SRB and NED is intense.

 

[Larry Lambo]

Olympic champion Ryan Lochte held at gunpoint during party in Rio after winning swimming gold

• The American gold medallist swimmer Ryan Lochte has been held up at gunpoint during a party in Brazil.
• Lochte - one of America's leading swimmers - won gold in Brazil, in the 4x200m freestyle relay.
• He was invited to the party by a Brazilian swimmer but was held at gunpoint.
• He is now reportedly safe and well and called his mum after the incident.
• Speaking to Fox Sports News, she described the ordeal as “terrifying” .
• The swimmer is now being looked after by teammates following the ordeal.

Damn, brehs need to stay safe out there. Trying to chase some Brazilian poontang could get you hemmed up. Lochte the type of dude that was probably trying to hit up some back alley hood sh*t.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Mayne I ain't realize the women's 100 final was last night.
How they break that out on the 1st night. Lemme get my body ready 1st

 

[BlackMajik]

Olympic champion Ryan Lochte held at gunpoint during party in Rio after winning swimming gold

• The American gold medallist swimmer Ryan Lochte has been held up at gunpoint during a party in Brazil.
• Lochte - one of America's leading swimmers - won gold in Brazil, in the 4x200m freestyle relay.
• He was invited to the party by a Brazilian swimmer but was held at gunpoint.
• He is now reportedly safe and well and called his mum after the incident.
• Speaking to Fox Sports News, she described the ordeal as “terrifying” .
• The swimmer is now being looked after by teammates following the ordeal.

Damn, brehs need to stay safe out there. Trying to chase some Brazilian poontang could get you hemmed up. Lochte the type of dude that was probably trying to hit up some back alley hood sh*t.

They don't play out there

 

[DallasTxRep]

Damn Lochte

 

[ball15life]

This idiot almost messed up a marathon running onto the course

 

[Professor Mac]

These Brazilians running on the course during the marathon

 

[Hades]

The concept of running a marathon still almost escapes my comprehension.

 

[Miles Davis]

The concept of running a marathon still almost escapes my comprehension.

I'm still wondering how they do it, I can barely keep a sprint for a couple of blocks but these people out here running for 2 hours

 

[DaDoc04]

Olympic champion Ryan Lochte held at gunpoint during party in Rio after winning swimming gold

• The American gold medallist swimmer Ryan Lochte has been held up at gunpoint during a party in Brazil.
• Lochte - one of America's leading swimmers - won gold in Brazil, in the 4x200m freestyle relay.
• He was invited to the party by a Brazilian swimmer but was held at gunpoint.
• He is now reportedly safe and well and called his mum after the incident.
• Speaking to Fox Sports News, she described the ordeal as “terrifying” .
• The swimmer is now being looked after by teammates following the ordeal.

Damn, brehs need to stay safe out there. Trying to chase some Brazilian poontang could get you hemmed up. Lochte the type of dude that was probably trying to hit up some back alley hood sh*t.

They saw that nikkas hair and knew he was food

 

[Won Won]

Olympic champion Ryan Lochte held at gunpoint during party in Rio after winning swimming gold

• The American gold medallist swimmer Ryan Lochte has been held up at gunpoint during a party in Brazil.
• Lochte - one of America's leading swimmers - won gold in Brazil, in the 4x200m freestyle relay.
• He was invited to the party by a Brazilian swimmer but was held at gunpoint.
• He is now reportedly safe and well and called his mum after the incident.
• Speaking to Fox Sports News, she described the ordeal as “terrifying” .
• The swimmer is now being looked after by teammates following the ordeal.

Damn, brehs need to stay safe out there. Trying to chase some Brazilian poontang could get you hemmed up. Lochte the type of dude that was probably trying to hit up some back alley hood sh*t.

Early Sunday morning, Ryan Lochte was with at least one U.S. teammate in a cab heading to meet up with Brazilian swimmer Thiago Pereira when the cab stopped to get gas, Ileana Lochte said.

She said the group was held up and confronted by people who had guns and knives.

Ileana Lochte said her son had his wallet taken but that was it. He notified her via text message afterward.

 

[Miles Davis]

Just tuned into wrestling and dude got on all four so his opponent could grapple him...this ain't looking like the type of thing that's good in Harlem

 

[Robbie3000]

The concept of running a marathon still almost escapes my comprehension.

As a guy who is training for my first 5K, the 5.5 minute pace for 26 mile is just

The marathon athletes might be the most impressive athletes out there.

I never appreciated them when I was young cause they looked so scrawny. Little did I know.

 

[trick]

Awful boxing decision. Thai should've beat the Russian dude. Thai dude jabbed the shyt out of the Russian.