Oregon St. @ Michigan ...9 am pacific
*rolls out of bed*
*puts on random maize and blue gear*
*walks to Michigan bar*
Bartender
let me get the Denver Omlette, white toast, a black coffee, and a MANmosa
*game begins*
let me get an IRISH coffee....and a pitcher of Oktoberfest for the table
*half time*
let me get another pitcher and...('we doin shots?') 6 shots of jack
*3rd quarter*
(now you are sleepy again)
let me get a shot of patron, and some waters
*game ends*
*either celebrates with a second location, or goes back to bed and 'sleeps it off'*
that folks, is how you get hammered before noon on the west coast