The New Xbox One OS IS Amazing Brehs

[Teal.]

On Today's episode of Dateline NBC's Special "Console Wars" series, we investigate a common problem among ignorant Xbox One owners (or "Xbots").

This is known as the circle jerk.


In our first case, we have a poster, code named "Bathing Ape". He posts a regular, run of the mill, post defending his beloved console and attacking the opposing console and the people who own it. Let's take a look:




Dust station 4. An old, played out insult created by the Xbots.

Let's look at one of the responses to this:


This poster has seen the term "dust station" on a regular basis, but here, they decide to act as though it's actually funny in a way to support their fellow Xbot. It's a truly pathetic epidemic among the Xbots.

*goes to search for said insult*

*at results*

Spoiler

 

[b_low_brown]

*goes to search for said insult*

*at results*

Spoiler

I had this nikka like " shyt is it really that old?"

 

[DStyles]

I had this nikka like " shyt is it really that old?"

What's your psn id?

 

[Bathing Ape]

On Today's episode of Dateline NBC's Special "Console Wars" series, we investigate a common problem among ignorant Xbox One owners (or "Xbots").

This is known as the circle jerk.


In our first case, we have a poster, code named "Bathing Ape". He posts a regular, run of the mill, post defending his beloved console and attacking the opposing console and the people who own it. Let's take a look:




Dust station 4. An old, played out insult created by the Xbots.

Let's look at one of the responses to this:


This poster has seen the term "dust station" on a regular basis, but here, they decide to act as though it's actually funny in a way to support their fellow Xbot. It's a truly pathetic epidemic among the Xbots.

Trying too hard breh, let it come naturally.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Too bad the CPU speed is still slow as fukk

 

[Fatboi1]

When are you going to be able to change that black background?

 

[Loose]

When are you going to be able to change that black background?

It's in the cards probably soon. I don't mind the background though

 

[b_low_brown]

What's your psn id?

B_diego

 

[Liquid]

Too bad the CPU speed is still slow as fukk

Its the lack of SSD more than anything, the HDD is the true bottleneck of any recent PC/Console

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Its the lack of SSD more than anything, the HDD is the true bottleneck of any recent PC/Console

Explain please

 

[Liquid]

Explain please

Well when you are talking about boot times, switching between tasks, and jumping in and out of games a SSD is much faster than a regular mechanical hard drive.

Sure it wont improve the graphics, but the overall experience will dramatically improve. I hate how Microsoft and Sony approached these consoles. They should have both shipped with a small ssd drive in there (128GB or so) and then leave a slot open for hard drive upgrades if the user wants them to.

Reason I say 128GB? That's just slightly more than a 500GB Mechanical Hard Drive will cost you...sure it will hurt people who want to do everything digital, but that speed will future proof the consoles a bit more. This whole nonsense of dealing with a mechanical drive is just not the wave in 2014...let alone 2018 when these consoles are supposed to still be around. I will never be able to have my main OS loaded onto a hard drive anymore.

I don't think either sony or microsoft will be able to ship future versions of the consoles with SSD either as too many adopters are already with the mechanical drive. It will help with single player games for those who opt out for it, but the experience will suck for those who have SSD's having to wait for those with old mechanical drives.

Keep in mind this is over USB, if it was internal it SHOULD be MUCH faster.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Well when you are talking about boot times, switching between tasks, and jumping in and out of games a SSD is much faster than a regular mechanical hard drive.

Sure it wont improve the graphics, but the overall experience will dramatically improve. I hate how Microsoft and Sony approached these consoles. They should have both shipped with a small ssd drive in there (128GB or so) and then leave a slot open for hard drive upgrades if the user wants them to.

Reason I say 128GB? That's just slightly more than a 500GB Mechanical Hard Drive will cost you...sure it will hurt people who want to do everything digital, but that speed will future proof the consoles a bit more. This whole nonsense of dealing with a mechanical drive is just not the wave in 2014...let alone 2018 when these consoles are supposed to still be around. I will never be able to have my main OS loaded onto a hard drive anymore.

I don't think either sony or microsoft will be able to ship future versions of the consoles with SSD either as too many adopters are already with the mechanical drive. It will help with single player games for those who opt out for it, but the experience will suck for those who have SSD's having to wait for those with old mechanical drives.

Keep in mind this is over USB, if it was internal it SHOULD be MUCH faster.

Great breakdown I was totally lost before.

Rep and dap

 

[The G.O.D II]

All I know is the load times to show friends online, launch apps, etc is painfully slow compared to PS4 OS. And the Kinect is an absolute piece of shyt. Half the time the thing doesn't recognize me.


Edit: Just right now. I'm trying to send a message to a nikka talking shyt to me in UFC and the damn thing won't load the recent players list

 

[King Sun]

All I know is the load times to show friends online, launch apps, etc is painfully slow compared to PS4 OS. And the Kinect is an absolute piece of shyt. Half the time the thing doesn't recognize me.


Edit: Just right now. I'm trying to send a message to a nikka talking shyt to me in UFC and the damn thing won't load the recent players list

It takes a lot of memory and cpu to run all that fancy stuff. Won't be surprised if in the future it starts bogging down games

 

[Fatboi1]

All I know is the load times to show friends online, launch apps, etc is painfully slow compared to PS4 OS. And the Kinect is an absolute piece of shyt. Half the time the thing doesn't recognize me.


Edit: Just right now. I'm trying to send a message to a nikka talking shyt to me in UFC and the damn thing won't load the recent players list

With the way cats on here talk about the Xbox, you'd think the Xbox reads your mind and type for you.