The Mass Effect Game Series- Official thread

[Hathaway]

We never switch up dikk for p*ssy. We only switch PAWGs.

PAWGS? Nikka I'm bout to be digging in Blue p*ssy. We ain't leave Earth and venture into space to still be smashing pawgs
We on that intergalactic p*ssy now. Asari

 

[Son Goku]

PAWGS? Nikka I'm bout to be digging in Blue p*ssy. We ain't leave Earth and venture into space to still be smashing pawgs
We on that intergalactic p*ssy now. Asari

What if I told you that was space bussy you were crushing on?

I can't even be decent to Liara cause she'll think I'm tryna smash. I gotta do her extra greasy, word to space Church's Chicken. Her old Edward Cullen x Steve Carell hundred year old virgin ass.

when Smashley be throwing shots at her ashy blue ass though.

 

[Hathaway]

What if I told you that was space bussy you were crushing on?

I can't even be decent to Liara cause she'll think I'm tryna smash. I gotta do her extra greasy, word to space Church's Chicken. Her old Edward Cullen x Steve Carell hundred year old virgin ass.

when Smashley be throwing shots at her ashy blue ass though.

Nikka you outcho mind. The Hierarchy will always be Liara>>Miranda>>Ashley>>>Tali. How could you deny Asari p*ssy when it ages like fine wine.
Matriarch Benezia
Samara
Morinth

You can have your basic pawgs Ashley, Miranda, Diana and Kelly

 

[Rell84shots]

Just found out I can't change my class in new game+ on ME2. I'm stuck as a Vanguard. In order to switch my shyt to soldier, I gotta start all the way over with a brand new Shepard.

I always use Vanguard because it gives you the best balance. In ME2 I have a combo of heavy reave/incendiary ammo/charge which makes me unstoppable. I hate how you can't get reave in ME3 unless Kaiden is saved, so I use dark channel as a replacement.

 

[Hathaway]

I always use Vanguard because it gives you the best balance. In ME2 I have a combo of heavy reave/incendiary ammo/charge which makes me unstoppable. I hate how you can't get reave in ME3 unless Kaiden is saved, so I use dark channel as a replacement.

Yeah but on Insanity, Vanguard is a fukking death trap. Ain't no way you running up on nikkas out in the open with a shotty on vanguard. Them nikkas will melt your shields instantly

 

[Son Goku]

Nikka you outcho mind. The Hierarchy will always be Liara>>Miranda>>Ashley>>>Tali. How could you deny Asari p*ssy when it ages like fine wine.
Matriarch Benezia
Samara
Morinth

You can have your basic pawgs Ashley, Miranda, Diana and Kelly

Yeah, you not no real soulja nikka. You prolly a damn sentinel or engineer false flagging.

And Benezia look like she got a beard made outta scales so you can mos def have that.

Ole I can't even complete the single-player campaign on Insanity-ass nikka.


Just say you like blue bytches with space alopecia with no hair and eyebrows and own zero space guns besides the Predator pistol-ass nikka.

 

[Son Goku]

Yeah but on Insanity, Vanguard is a fukking death trap. Ain't no way you running up on nikkas out in the open with a shotty on vanguard. Them nikkas will melt your shields instantly

Sounds like that learning curve too steep for you.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

The ship flying and probe system is terrible…

 

[Son Goku]

I always use Vanguard because it gives you the best balance. In ME2 I have a combo of heavy reave/incendiary ammo/charge which makes me unstoppable. I hate how you can't get reave in ME3 unless Kaiden is saved, so I use dark channel as a replacement.

I played a default Shep just to unlock them two bonus powers from his ass then deleted the game and went back about my business.

 

[Rell84shots]

The funniest shyt in ME3 is the Citadel dlc if Jack is your chick. Jack telling everyone that y'all are going to fukk on the table and Cortez gay ass being disgusted by it is hilarious.

 

[Rell84shots]

The ship flying and probe system is terrible…

If you probe Uranus EDI will say "really commander".

 

[Hathaway]

Yeah, you not no real soulja nikka. You prolly a damn sentinel or engineer false flagging.

And Benezia look like she got a beard made outta scales so you can mos def have that.

Ole I can't even complete the single-player campaign on Insanity-ass nikka.


Just say you like blue bytches with space alopecia with no hair and eyebrows and own zero space guns besides the Predator pistol-ass nikka.

Nikka my Shepard would wash yours Foh.
And Liara has eyebrows. You would be able to see that if your face wasn't buried in Ashleys racist ass p*ssy.

And I'm playing this bytch on insanity right now and aint died yet. Hatin ass nikka. All this alien booty walking round this mf and this nikka sitting up here crying bout some damn pawgs like it's 2022. Nikka we in the 22nd century now. Catch yo ass up.

 

[All Women Are Queens]

Beat the suicide mission on insanity now I gotta do shadow broker and arrival

 

[42 Monks]

Beat the suicide mission on insanity now I gotta do shadow broker and arrival

i still feel like shadow broker is one of the high points of the series

 

[Hathaway]

Beat the suicide mission on insanity now I gotta do shadow broker and arrival

What class you run as and did everybody survive?