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Damn, Am I the only one who chose Miranda as his love interest?
Are Y'all nikkas blind or what?:skip:

She's Easily the baddest to ever step foot on the Normandy.........
With Diana Allers/Samara tied for number 2:whew:

Men aren't as mindlessly horny as ppl make us out to be.

She's legit the finest human in the game...


Her sex scene thet craziest shyt I'd seen in a video game before Andromeda and Cyberpunk 2077 :whew:

...but, an actually relationship would be trash with her. You'd be kinda surprised how prominent they make her personal problems in ME3. But, she damn near Kaiden tier in terms of boring.

Ashley is dope because you connect with a human in that crazy world.

Samara>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Allers...she just got a tight dress.

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(not my Shepard)

But, they did Jessica Chobot dirty

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Men aren't as mindlessly horny as ppl make us out to be.

She's legit the finest human in the game...


Her sex scene thet craziest shyt I'd seen in a video game before Andromeda and Cyberpunk 2077 :whew:

...but, an actually relationship would be trash with her. You'd be kinda surprised how prominent they make her personal problems in ME3. But, she damn near Kaiden tier in terms of boring.

Ashley is dope because you connect with a human in that crazy world.

Samara>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Allers...she just got a tight dress.

Mass-Effect-3-Diana-Allers-2.jpg

(not my Shepard)

But, they did Jessica Chobot dirty

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Agreed Allers is trash.


All that other bullshyt you said though: :camby: Miranda is bae.

And Kaidan is still smoking on Virmire so she can't be that boring. :lolbron:
 

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Agreed Allers is trash.


All that other bullshyt you said though: :camby: Miranda is bae.

And Kaidan is still smoking on Virmire so she can't be that boring. :lolbron:

Right now, gimme your Top 5 Miranda moments...:mjgrin::mjgrin::mjgrin:

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Nobody but @FireMikelArteta has played these 3 games more than me.

The whole sister thing and being a "perfect" test tube baby thing is interesting. But, she legit been in Cerberus or running from Cerberus her whole life. And her Robin was another boring character, Jacob.

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Don't skip terminals, some need to be hacked for upgrades to your armor. The Samara recruitment mission has a biotic upgrade in the room where you find the asari hiding.
I already missed one for grunt smh imma make sure I get the rest tho I’ll just save before I do it.
 

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Right now, gimme your Top 5 Miranda moments...:mjgrin::mjgrin::mjgrin:

I'm the Mass Effect Kang around here.

Nobody but @FireMikelArteta has played these 3 games more than me.

The whole sister thing and being a "perfect" test tube baby thing is interesting. But, she legit been in Cerberus or running from Cerberus her whole life. And her Robin was another boring character, Jacob.

:mjgrin:

You the king? Cool. I don't wanna contest the crown, word to the Border Tribe from Black Panther. :hubie:

In no particular order:

1. Her pushing her pops out the damn window with The Force. :ooh:

2. That moment when I told her it was over and I was getting back together wish Ashley. :mjcry:

3. That catfight in 2 with Jack baldheaded, SuicideGirl-ass. :lolbron:

4. When she started shutting motherfukkers down during the Suicide Mission brief, telling them clowns that Black Shepard calls the shots up in this bytch. :pacspit:

5. When she jumped my bones in Engineering before the GOAT ME mission. :takedat:
 

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You the king? Cool. I don't wanna contest the crown, word to the Border Tribe from Black Panther. :hubie:

In no particular order:

1. Her pushing her pops out the damn window with The Force. :ooh:

2. That moment when I told her it was over and I was getting back together wish Ashley. :mjcry:

3. That catfight in 2 with Jack baldheaded, SuicideGirl-ass. :lolbron:

4. When she started shutting motherfukkers down during the Suicide Mission brief, telling them clowns that Black Shepard calls the shots up in this bytch. :pacspit:

5. When she jumped my bones in Engineering before the GOAT ME mission. :takedat:
Nope, you listed a sex scene. I'll give you 1 and 3.
 
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