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Aphrodite

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Water only method, is cheap and usually provides less frizz. It's using your scalps natural oil/sebum to nourish your hair. The only thing is if your hair is highly textured, it takes about a month or more for the sebum to reach down the hair shaft.
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This girl was being rude so I threw a towel at her face. Hahaha, I don't know why girls think I'm going to let them disrespect me. I won't ever hit a girl. But I will throw a towel or drink in a girl's face. I might glare at her until she gets the message. Or I'll cut her off entirely and make her earn my attention.

Girls learn to be disrespectful from weak men. It's just sex! No man should ever let himself be disrespected by a woman because he wants to fukk her. I told a girl today, "you're beautiful, so what?" Every girl in ear shot turned around.

Girls don't hear shyt like that cause most guys don't speak to girls like that. I was taught the game by some real pimps and players.

A) ain't no girl prettier than me. If I let a girl think i'm too good for her she's going to treat me like I am.

B) I don't ask women. I tell women.

C) I always pay.

D) I treat women like I want to be treated.

E) I tell them what the deal is and I don't negotiate. She with it or she's gone.

F) I do not smile at girls and I don't touch them unless I'm fukking them.

G) she's gotta come to me. I do not go to girls. Girls come to me. Only exception to this rule is bad bytches. I definitely go to them. The window to land a baddie is small and delicate.

My son is going to have game. The boys I was a nanny for would ask me for tips because they'd see pulling girls all day. Hahaha, I miss my boys. I really do think about them damn near daily.

I watched them take their first steps. Learn to read. I've potty trained. Taught kids soccer. I've sung kids to sleep after they had a nightmare. I love those little fukkers.

They used to ask why I wasn't married because I'd be a good dad. It's funny and adorable how simple kids make things. They'd ask me if I was going to marry the girls they saw me dating.

The last girl I dated was a yoga instructor and nanny. She was fine as fukk if you're into what I'm into.

Today I got told I'm perfectly proportionate. It's not true but it's almost true. I have shyt genes. Everything was earned in the gym.

People don't know I worked on myself for over a decade to get here. Everything was designed, including my voice. My natural voice isn't the one I speak in.

My mannerism, fukking everything was designed to get me where I want to go. I'm changing my name when I graduate because I am not a product of my family. I am a product of my own will. I made me what I am today.

I remember being a kid and remembering every criticism I received so I could change that about myself. I've changed everything anyone has ever said about me.
 

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I would suggest the next time you wash your hair to take a picture when it's soaking wet, and no product.

From the picture you posted in the hair thread it looks like mine when its dry and combed out, and I have kinky curly hair.

Are you 4b?
 
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