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marcuz

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Yup. I went to go see Alien Covenant (first 30 mins was boring) not going to see anymore Alien movies they start off too slow.
not only did it start off slow, it was just a bad film. i've never seen any of the other movies and even i can tell they devalued the lore. this movie was more about david over the engineers or aliens.

and they did ole girl from prometheus dirty :scust: 3rd movie i walked out of
 

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Mom: "Son when are you going to stop flirting with different women and settle down"

Me: "Mom, I'm just chillin right now and enjoying my life. I ain't like that mom"
Mom: " Chillin? I hope you mean you not going around fukkin these nasty girls now" :russ:
Mom: " I want a grandbaby, not a hoe baby" :picard:
Me: "MOM- I'm not going around sleeping with different women. I'm just trying to focus on myself now and wait for the right woman.":dame:

Mom: "Well hurry up and bring her home"
Mom: " I want to see if she's a hoe or not" :mjlol:


Mothers.... :francis:
My mom said she will never approve or like men Im with because she knows that they aint shyt and only with me to fukk me and for my body.
 

ill_will82

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Was a slow start the only issue?

Man it's just with these Alien prequels they just come off as boring cash grab films for the studios to line their pockets up for other movies. I wasn't crazy about Prometheus either. We know what these movies are about Aliens slaughtering humans and maybe one or two survive.
 

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My mom said she will never approve or like men Im with because she knows that they aint shyt and only with me to fukk me and for my body.

Do you ever try to talk to your mom and explain that every man that come across your path might not be like that? Do you..nvm..
 

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your mom on some norma bates shyt then
She says when I've brought guys around her she knows that they are perverted and wanna smut me out. She said it always 'feels' like 'sex'. Like she knows their intentions. Especially because I'm so curvy she thinks that's all guys notice in me and that I am 'naive' and always like/pick the 'worst' men. I don't think the underlying factor has been sex with my exes though. She knows I don't fukk guys easily but she says they are in it for the chase.
 

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She says when I've brought guys around her she knows that they are perverted and wanna smut me out. She said it always 'feels' like 'sex'. Like she knows their intentions. Especially because I'm so curvy she thinks that's all guys notice in me and that I am 'naive' and always like/pick the 'worst' men. I don't think the underlying factor has been sex with my exes though. She knows I don't fukk guys easily but she says they are in it for the chase.
what's the real reason you aren't wifed?


hardmode: can't man hate or use the fear of stds
 
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