Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[JackRoss]

Clubber Lang swing was strong and hard i heard velocity

 

[Princess Coco]

Kill em all

 

[marcuz]

Tell Daria to evolve me, give me a thunderstone and evolve me into a Raichu plz. It's been like 20 years and 7 regions

but daria is pikachu

 

[K.Dot]

but daria is pikachu

We switched places

 

[EARFQUAKE]

You fat smelly stinking nikka, what bytch wanna lay with you? @True Sinister exposure...

I'm not even ten posts in and I'm already

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

WHY THE fukk IS IT SO HOT TODAY?!!?!?

ALL THESE DAMN BRAIDS AREN'T MAKING IT ANY BETTER!!!

 

[ill_will82]

Nobody posted in here for damn near an hour


nikkas actually enjoying their Saturday and shyt?

Yup. I went to go see Alien Covenant (first 30 mins was boring) not going to see anymore Alien movies they start off too slow.

 

[Prynce]

I'm super tired

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

cape Town big bro

Go to Shimmy Club. Thank me later

 

[DCSpinerz]

Mom: "Son when are you going to stop flirting with different women and settle down"

Me: "Mom, I'm just chillin right now and enjoying my life. I ain't like that mom"
Mom: " Chillin? I hope you mean you not going around fukkin these nasty girls now"
Mom: " I want a grandbaby, not a hoe baby"
Me: "MOM- I'm not going around sleeping with different women. I'm just trying to focus on myself now and wait for the right woman."

Mom: "Well hurry up and bring her home"
Mom: " I want to see if she's a hoe or not"


Mothers....

 

[Kokoro]

WHY THE fukk IS IT SO HOT TODAY?!!?!?

ALL THESE DAMN BRAIDS AREN'T MAKING IT ANY BETTER!!!

VERY humid today

 

[Kokoro]

Mom: "Well hurry up and bring her home"
Mom: " I want to see if she's a hoe or not"

Ive been hit with this line before too

 

[Princess Coco]

How is it 4 pm already?

 

[DCSpinerz]

Ive been hit with this line before too

Mama knows best but I'm just CHILLIN fo now.

I'm chillin

Chillin

 

[ill_will82]

Mom: "Son when are you going to stop flirting with different women and settle down"

Me: "Mom, I'm just chillin right now and enjoying my life. I ain't like that mom"
Mom: " Chillin? I hope you mean you not going around fukkin these nasty girls now"
Mom: " I want a grandbaby, not a hoe baby"
Me: "MOM- I'm not going around sleeping with different women. I'm just trying to focus on myself now and wait for the right woman."

Mom: "Well hurry up and bring her home"
Mom: " I want to see if she's a hoe or not"


Mothers....

Thank God that neither one of my parents put that type of pressure on me. On the other hand, I think they are kinda scared for me due to my situation (I know my mom is).

My mom told me once "I ain't gone let no woman run game on you." I understand wanting to look out but I already know I'm a have problems because you have parents that don't know how to fall back.


Edit: Mama told me don't bring no hoes home. That was when I was a kid it's 2017 it's hard to tell who the hoes are from the decent ones.