Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[FatherSimp]

It's straight up not even that hard...

I tell yall everyday, but its real. It's so easy for me to one day just say fukk this nerd shyt, get into some shyt I don't belong in and make a mistake I'll regret for the rest of my life.

Gotta stay on track.

Facts

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Uh...

I love her

 

[Aphrodite]

Uh...

Rihanna just has pretty eyes.
She dont count.

 

[Lo-Co]

Rihanna just has pretty eyes.
She dont count.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I love her

Me too, I need to show her.

Thoroughly.

Rihanna just has pretty eyes.
She dont count.

 

[Lo-Co]

 

[FatherSimp]

I'm bout to give up it's like haggling with an old jewish lady

You get to fukk a famous rapper twin brother it's just like fukking the real him for the price of someone eles nudes thats beyond reasonable

 

[Lo-Co]

MOOD.

 

[ill_will82]

I'm too beautiful to contract a std

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

One of my extreme to do list events is go sky diving....

Specifically Sky surfing

 

[Aphrodite]

Meaning, I'm risking my beauty for something to ravish it. No thanks!!!
Not that I'm an exception to actually contract one.

 

[FatherSimp]

Every time I see a certain female poster name pop up in a dap or a post all i think about is she don't even swallow the whole dikk she only sucks the tip

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Every time I see a certain female poster name pop up in a dap or a post all i think about is she don't even swallow the whole dikk she only sucks the tip

 

[FatherSimp]

And she's mad cool but damn that shyt is crazy