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Mojo Jojo Morpheus

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Where it's hotter & wetter
because that how my eyes are in real life without makeup and filters. I tried to make my bitmoji accurate lol.
That's my point, her bitmoji doesn't do her justice. It looks like it's a weathered woman who is on her last leg.
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You too pretty and young to be looking that flabby & sick :flabbynsick:, lil ma.
Why your bitmoji masquerading as a 46 year-old single mother with 3 kids? :comeon:
 

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I'm in a Motel 6 room by myself atm.

My GF is graduating from college tomorrow, so the lodging options were pretty limited.

Originally, I wanted to get my own room but my GF swore up and down that I was under no circumstances getting my own room.

Her traditional Indian-Muslim aunt and uncle and cousins who she hasn't seen in three years drove up for the graduation. :francis:

They talmbout splitting up the rooms based on gender.

I wasn't about to be sleeping on a cot in a room with three dudes I never met before. :dame:


I paid $61 for a room.

At least I can have a few beers in peace later on tonight and have my own shower.

:hubie:
 
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